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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 3021 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 197 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.