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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 9459 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.