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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 463 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 3260 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?
And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?
So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.