UnemployedSteve in Minecraft SMP

unemployment, job application, job market, Minecraft, job search support

Are you tired of adulting and trying to find a job in the real world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from responsibility! Join us and trade in your resume for a diamond pickaxe as you mine your way to success in our virtual world.

”’I need a break from my annoying roommate”’

Sick of your roommate eating all your snacks and leaving dirty dishes everywhere? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where the only annoying thing you’ll have to deal with is a creeper blowing up your house. Build your dream home far away from your roommate and live in peace (until they inevitably join the server too).

”’I want to become a Minecraft millionaire”’

Forget about making money in the real world, join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual millionaire! Mine for diamonds, trade with other players, and build the biggest mansion on the server. Who needs a 9-5 job when you can be rolling in virtual riches?

”’I need friends who understand my obsession with building pixel art”’

Tired of your friends not appreciating your pixel art creations? Join our Minecraft SMP and surround yourself with fellow builders who understand the importance of a well-crafted pixel art masterpiece. Show off your skills and collaborate on epic builds that will leave everyone in awe.

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OrbitMC: Where the only spice is in our semi-vanilla, and the whitelisted block parties get active!

Overview

Server Name	OrbitMC
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Season	1st Season
Staff Team	Active and dedicated

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Check out our Linktree for ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, whitelist yourself to start playing.
Is there an active staff team on OrbitMC?	Yes, we have an active staff team working to ensure the best experience for players.
What kind of community can I expect on OrbitMC?	We have a fun and positive community of players just like you!

Lazy & Unproductive

persistence, Dedication, resilience, Hardworking, unproductive

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us 24/7 for non-stop fun and chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie pigmen! It was a battle for the ages, with explosions, flying pigs, and a giant chicken riding a creeper. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of worthy challengers. If you can defeat him in combat, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s totally legit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions).

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Crafty Chaos: Where Happiness and Despair Collide

suicidal, bike, depression, Tranquil, stronger meds

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the daily tedium of wagie work and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding your virtual bike through fields of wheat that smell so good, you’ll swear you can actually smell them through your screen. Explore mansions with gardens filled with unique flowers that will make you forget all about your real-life struggles.

But beware, because on this server, you may find yourself feeling both tranquil and happy, and in despair and hopelessness at the same time. Just like our player who struggles with conflicting emotions, you too can experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide.

So come on, join us and let’s ride our bikes through shaded riverbanks, pick elderberry flowers to make lemonade, and embrace the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft. Who knows, you may even find yourself loving this virtual world so much that you’ll never want to leave. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible, even stronger meds for your conflicting emotions!

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———– skyland ———– version-.1.20 Minecraft server

Skyland, Minecraft, 1.20, Server, Version

The owner of the server “———- skyland ———– version-.1.20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

skyland.mclan.ru

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TechNut: Where builders and technical wizards unite to survive the vanilla madness!

TechNut, Positive, high effort, motivation, Vanilla

What Is Technut?

Technut is a Minecraft server consisting of players who are experienced in the building/technical sides of Minecraft and take satisfaction from our high standards of projects and accomplishments in the game.

Our server is extremely community-based, with huge projects and events, in which everyone plays a big part to bring together.

Technut is a Whitelist only server, meaning we can choose who we think would fit best in our server to allow for a positive and creative, close-knit community & overall experience.

While our server focusses on the Vanilla aspects of the game, we have introduced 1.21 Experimental items as well as carpet mod for server quality of life.

When did the server start/reset?

Technut First opened it’s doors on 20th March 2024!

What type of players are we looking for?

We are looking for players with a high amount of motivation and dedication for high effort and long-term projects, as well as players who show a strong drive for community interaction and love the more technical side of Minecraft, whether it be through building or redstone/farming & machinery.

How can I apply?

Apply through our website here: https://technutserver.wixsite.com/technut/team-3-1 & see our current projects and dynmap!

Or, join our discord here: https://discord.gg/MgPVcJpnxB!

SchizoCraft: Don’t Skip the Cute Girl!

Understanding, compassion, Schizo, Personality Disorder, beauty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is run by a cute schizo girl who will keep you on your toes! Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable events, like when she accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns or when she built a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that ensues on our server. So come join us and see what kind of craziness this schizo girl will come up with next!

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Rambley’s Raccoon Rave: Indigo Park Edition!

Relaxation, Entertainment, Rambley the Raccoon, Indigo, mascot

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is home to the one and only Rambley the Raccoon! That’s right, this mischievous little critter will be your guide on a wild adventure through our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Indigo Park, where you can ride roller coasters made of diamonds, swim in pools of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe), and battle giant mutant chickens for epic loot.

So why wait? Join us now and let Rambley lead you on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

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Crusalis: Fall of Rome Almost Vanilla No PVP Not Quite Custom No Nations Coming Soon!

Dictatorship, siege ladders, town creation, horse chariots, very

Server Name	Crusalis: Rise of Rome
Launch Date	28th June
Main Empire	The Carthaginian Empire
Server Features	Custom Melee System Node-related changes Tons of Vehicles Flagbearer/Instrumental System Currencies and Trading Systems Automation and QOL Improvements
Links	Discord Wiki Sneak Peaks

FAQ

Q: When does the new iteration start?

A: The new iteration will be starting in the year 304BC on 28th June.

Q: What are the main features of the server?

A: The server features a custom melee system, node-related changes, tons of vehicles, flagbearer/instrumental system, currencies and trading systems, and automation/QOL improvements.

Q: How can I join the Carthaginian Empire?

A: You can join The Carthaginian Empire on the Crusalis server by joining their Discord at here.

Q: Are there any unique gameplay mechanics on this server?

A: Yes, the server includes unique gameplay mechanics such as shield mechanics, ranged mechanics, and a flagbearer/instrumental system to boost morale and give troops effects.

Q: How can I learn more about the server?

A: You can visit their Wiki page at here for more information.

Crafty Creepers

biden, LGBTQ, offensive language, inappropriate, social media

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is so epic even Biden himself would want to join! Forget about politics and come build your dream world with us, where even the skeletons have better aim than the government. Join now for a chance to battle it out with Biden in a PvP match and show him who the real block-building boss is! #BidenWho? #Minecraft2024

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