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CraftyFool Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Brawlers, a group of players who have mastered the art of PvP combat using nothing but their trusty pickaxes and a whole lot of determination. Join their ranks and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that buried deep within the server’s code lies a secret treasure map that leads to untold riches. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the wealthiest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re known to cause a bit of trouble.

SchizoCraft SMP: Discord Edition

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately get thrown into a game of Minecraft Hunger Games, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks. Or how about joining our weekly llama race, where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot filled with enchanted goodies?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our infamous Piggyback Piggyback Race, where players must carry a pig on their back while navigating a treacherous obstacle course.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself at JOIN JOIN JOIN.gg/boardroom18! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a fun ride)!

MommyMinecraftDaycare

Babysitting, Boundaries, child support, childcare, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, custody agreement, disagreement, ex-partner, family dynamics, financial matters, MommyMinecraftDaycare, money issues, parenting, parenting decisions, relationship issues, shared custody, single parent, work from home

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	New Chunks Explored:	745599
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody agreement? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of co-parenting with your ex’s new boyfriend, Jesse.

Experience the thrill of not knowing if Jesse can drive, give your kid a bath, or even show up on time. Will he be worth the $28 an hour like your current sitter? Probably not, but hey, at least you’ll have some entertaining stories to tell in the chat.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some heated arguments and accusations as you try to navigate the murky waters of co-parenting with your ex. Will you be able to come to a compromise where your ex gets paid to watch her own kid? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera, join us now! Just remember to leave your ex drama at the door, or at least until November.

BlockyLoveDisconnect

abusive behavior, addiction problems, BlockyLoveDisconnect, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, deal breaker, different values, dishonesty, incompatible lifestyles, Infidelity, lack of ambition, lack of compromise, lack of effort, lack of emotional support, lack of intimacy, lack of respect, red flags, relationship, toxic dynamics, trust issues

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Animals Bred:	182
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of Minecraft servers that are as boring as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relationship tester! If you can survive the chaos and madness of our server, then you can survive anything with your partner. From lava-filled parkour courses to battling giant mutant chickens, this server will push your relationship to the limit. So come join us if you dare, and see if your love can withstand the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

HubbyRightsCraft

Backlash, consent, controversy, culture, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, HubbyRightsCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, marital rape, Marriage, marriage rights, Philippines, public opinion, relationships, Senator, sexual rights, social norms, society, traditional beliefs, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Potions Brewed:	172	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, there’s this one time this senator in the philippines was all like “do husbands have sexual rights?” and everyone was like WHAAAT?! so we decided to make a minecraft server where there’s no such thing as sexual rights, only building rights! come join us and build the most epic castles and pixel art you’ve ever seen! plus, we have a secret underground club where we throw wild parties with virtual cake and dancing creepers. it’s lit, fam. join now before the senator finds out and tries to shut us down!

CuddleCritterCraft

animal lovers, Animals, CuddleCritterCraft, cuddly, cuddly toys, dangerous creatures, Earth, educational toys, Endangered species, Fun, Gift ideas, imaginative play, learning, parenting, Playtime, plush toys, Safety, stuffed animals, toddlers, toddlers toys, wildlife

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2044	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Towns Built:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5048	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

come join us on dis wild minecraft server where we give toddlers cuddly versions of earth’s most dangerous creatures. imagine having a pet creeper dat you can snuggle with at night, or a cute little enderman dat follows you around and helps you mine diamonds.

we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. you can challenge them to a race and if you win, you get a golden egg dat grants you three wishes.

but be careful, there’s a rumor dat a group of evil villagers have teamed up with the skeletons to take over the server. you must gather your army of cuddly creatures and defeat them in an epic battle to save the day.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on dis crazy server and experience the most outrageous adventures in minecraft history. but remember, only da bravest and craziest players can survive in our world.

NoobCraft: Where ChatGPT Can’t Outsmart You

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, capabilities, chatgpt, deep learning, Development, existential threat, Future, Humanity, innovation, Instruction, intelligence, large language models, learning, LIMITATIONS, LLMs, machine learning, Noobcraft, Outsmart, research, Skills, Technology

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Votes:	2735	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the macarena. also, our creepers are trained in ballet and our zombies throw tea parties. u can even ride on a dragon made of rainbow cheese! trust me, u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else. come join da fun and see for urself! #bestminecraftserverever

Minecraft Server: SpanglishCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Potions Brewed:	120	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate adventure of “Edición ligando en un bar de lesbianas”! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding! 2. Our moderators are actually trained unicorns who sprinkle glitter and rainbows wherever they go. 3. The diamonds in our world are so sparkly that they blind any player who dares to look at them directly. 4. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against evil zombie cheerleaders who throw pom-poms instead of brains. 5. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a crazy and hilarious time on our “Edición ligando en un bar de lesbianas” Minecraft server!

TanQueenMinecraftSMP

Appearance, beauty, beauty standards, body image, bronzed, culture, fashion, health risks, Melanoma, Obsession, self esteem, skincare, societal norms, Sun, sun exposure, sun-kissed, tanning, TanQueenMinecraftSMP, trends, UV rays, Women

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	667014	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7616	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Are you tired of living in a world where women are constantly obsessed with tanning? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all forms of tanning beds and spray tans! That’s right, no more orange Oompa Loompa-looking players running around our server. Join us for a sun-kissed free experience where your skin will always be pixel-perfect!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive diamond-encrusted dirt block. Rumor has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless treasure?

So come on down to our wacky world of wonders and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs tanning when you can have diamond-encrusted dirt blocks and crazy adventures with fellow players? Let the fun begin!

HouseHavoc Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child influence, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, ethical dilemmas, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, Friendship Dynamics, home life, homelessness, HouseHavoc, household responsibilities, Minecraft, parenting concerns, personal values, role of a homemaker, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love, traditional vs alternative lifestyles, vegetarian lifestyle, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of living with your husband, his brooding best friend, and your adorable daughter all under one roof!

Our server features intense conversations, philosophical musings, and even some piano lessons for the little ones. You’ll never know what crazy things Steven will say next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll keep you on your toes!

With Johnny brushing off your concerns and defending his BFF no matter what, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even end up homeless if you dare to stand up to Steven!

So come join us for a wild ride of family drama, philosophical debates, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?