This server has been up since 2019. It has a strong Discord group and lots of active players. No hacks or dupes here!
IP:
simplyvanilla.net
Discord:
Website:
Map Size:
10 TB+
What escaping spawn looks like:
Can you do better?
Join Today!
Escape spawn, make your base, team up, betray, and conquer!
JOIN OUR SERVER AND U WILL BE ABLE TO TYPE LIKE A NINJA IN THE DARK! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! OUR SERVER HAS MAGICAL KEYBOARDS THAT GLOW IN THE DARK AND MAKE U TYPE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER ALSO HAS SPECIAL BUILDINGS THAT CAN HELP U NAVIGATE IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY! SO, IF U EVER GET LOST IN A MAZE, JUST COME TO OUR SERVER AND WE’LL GUIDE U TO SAFETY!
SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC FOR YOURSELF! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT!
Forget about building cute little houses and farming crops, on our server, we’re all about escalating tensions and creating chaos. Want to show the West who’s boss? Test out some nuclear weapons in-game and watch the world burn (figuratively, of course).
Sick of American drones buzzing around your territory? Take matters into your own hands and shoot them down in our virtual Black Sea. And don’t even get us started on Kiev – let’s make it a no-go zone for all those pesky Western politicians.
In this server, it’s all about taking action and causing mayhem. So grab your virtual weapons, gear up, and get ready to shake things up. The West may think they’re untouchable, but we’ll show them who’s really in charge. Join now and let the chaos begin!
But wait, there’s more! On our server, if you imagine any player taking a sip of a mysterious potion, they will instantly transform into a trans man! It’s a crazy technique that will have you questioning your own sanity (and maybe your attraction to certain players).
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra potions, just in case.
