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Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4690
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Votes:	3077

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

CrocodileCraft SMP: The Ultimate Shitshow

BETRAYAL, biggest croc of shit, CrocodileCraft, Deception, denial, Details, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, healing, Liar, Manipulation, mental health, mental hospital, Recovery, self harm, sex, shitshow, smp, starvation, toxic relationship, Trauma, Truth, Ultimate, understatement

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Items Found:	7427
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a trampoline. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and getting involved in more plot twists than a soap opera.

We’ve got players who will stop at nothing to sabotage each other’s builds, steal all the diamonds, and cause chaos wherever they go. And don’t even get us started on the wild parties we throw in the End dimension – you never know who might show up (hint: it’s probably a bunch of Endermen in fancy hats).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

Vanilla, but with just a hint of chaos and a sprinkle of European flavor – Hackers and map resets not invited!

Active, Allies, Anarchy, betray, Chaos, Community, Conquer, Discord, Escape, European, flavor, hackers, Hint, invited, Ip:, Map, map size, Minecraft, nether roof, ONLINE, Players, Resets, semi anarchy, Server, Spawn, sprinkle, STRONG, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3049	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2084	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Server Name:	Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since:	2019
Rules:	No hacking/duping allowed
Features:	Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof
IP:	simplyvanilla.net
Discord:	Join our Discord community
Website:	Visit our website
Map Size:	10 TB+

FAQs

What does escaping spawn look like?

Check out this video to see what escaping spawn looks like: Video Link

How can I join the server and start playing?

Simply connect to the server using the IP: simplyvanilla.net and start your journey by escaping spawn, making your starter base, and interacting with other players.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, the server strictly prohibits hacking and duping. Make sure to play fair and respect other players.

Can I make alliances with other players on the server?

Absolutely! You can make allies, betray others, and even conquer bases to establish your dominance on the server.

Is the server suitable for beginners or experienced players?

The server is open to players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a beginner looking to learn or an experienced player seeking a new challenge, Simply Vanilla offers a unique and exciting gameplay experience for everyone.

Dog Eatin’ Minecraft Server

animal rights, controversy, debate, dog, eatin, eating dogs, fact check, false claims, Lies, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, not true, Politics, president, Server, social media, Statement, television, trump, Truth, TV, viral

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	100	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers breakdance! Trump may think people are eating dogs, but on our server, the only thing being eaten is cake (and maybe a few suspiciously placed TNT blocks). Come join the fun and show Trump that TV isn’t always right – especially when it comes to our wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

Send & Receive SMP Minecraft

btc, Conversion, Crypto, currency exchange, exchange rates, existing services, expensive, Fast, fee extraction, local currency, LTC, Minecraft, money transfer, proof, Receive, Receiver, Send, Sender, Simple, Slow, smp, Unnecessary, XLM

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for the wildest ride of your life! We offer the ability to send and receive any currency in-game, with exchange rates that won’t break the bank. Forget about crypto, we’ve got you covered with our fast and simple money transfer services.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant chicken statues to epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs crypto when you have a Minecraft SMP this insane?

Bro’s Wedding Drama Minecraft Server

best man, Boundaries, bros, brother, bullying, Communication, decision, Drama, Dysfunction, family, Gaslighting, groomsmen, Homophobia, Memory, Minecraft, personal space, racism, refusal, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, TOXIC, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of being forced into awkward family situations? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No more being guilt-tripped into being a best man for your annoying brother’s wedding, here you can be the best man of your own virtual castle! Build, explore, and never worry about being gaslit by your family again. Plus, our server has a strict no -ist or -phobic policy, so you can game in peace without any offensive content. Say goodbye to family dysfunction and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and start crafting your way to happiness!

ChairWarsMC

Argument, back support, Boundaries, Boyfriend, calm explanation, chair maintenance, chair setup, ChairWarsMC, communication problem, ergonomic chair, expensive chair, fat, manual reading, office job, period emotions, relationship issue, sharing belongings, short person, weight limit, working from home

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Animals Bred:	70	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my boyfriend’s reaction to me telling him not to sit on my chair? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual world and maybe even find a diamond or two.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have chairs with weight limits higher than 110kg, so your boyfriend can sit comfortably without fear of breaking anything. Plus, our server is so inclusive, even short people with expensive ergonomic chairs are welcome!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the adventures begin. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chair that can withstand any weight limit!

DebateCraft SMP – Vote Swayer

AMERICANS, Analysis, Campaign, candidates, Civic Duty, debate, DebateCraft, decision, Democracy, election, Impact, influence, Opinions, perspective, planned, Politics, presidential debate, Reflection, smp, sway, Swayer, Vote, Voting, voting behavior

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of boring old politics and debates? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Our server is filled with crazy events like pig races, diamond hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course. Who needs real-life politics when you can become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to shake things up. So come join us and let your vote be heard… in the form of TNT explosions and creeper attacks!

HarrisTrumpDebateCraft

2020 election, Analysis, Campaign, candidates, current events, debate, discussion, donald trump, election, harris, HarrisTrumpDebateCraft, kamala harris, News, Opinions, policies, Politics, president, trump, united states, vice president, viewpoints

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	322	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Magic Items Found:	7122	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9096

Are you tired of boring political debates and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato!

Our server is so epic that even Harris and Trump themselves have put aside their differences to join forces and build the most epic pixel art you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’re currently working on a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon while holding a diamond sword.

So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge Harris and Trump to a build battle and show them who the real block-building master is!

ElectoralCraftMexico

Accountability, Critics, Democracy, democracy in Mexico, democratic principles, election, Electoral Process, ElectoralCraftMexico, fair elections, Government, Judges, judicial independence, judicial system, Justice, Legal System, Mexican judiciary, mexico, political reform, Politics, Rule of Law, transparency

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	653
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5404	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Animals Bred:	181

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the judges have to run for election? well, guess what, u found it! join our server for some wacky democracy where u can vote for the judge who will decide if u get banned or not. it’s like playing minecraft and running for president at the same time. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite? come join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start a revolution against the judge who keeps banning u for building too many giant statues of chickens. let’s make minecraft great again!

24 Hour Craze Server

CRAZE, daily interactions, Daily Life, double standards, enjoy your day, everyday interactions, eye-opening, funny quotes, funny situations, hour, Human Behavior, humor, lose their minds, next 24 hours, Perception, reactions, sarcasm, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, unexpected reactions

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Votes:	8643
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW THROUGH A FIELD OF DIAMONDS!

WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA! NOT TO MENTION OUR SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF GOLD!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS AND A MAGICAL FOREST WHERE THE TREES GROW CAKE INSTEAD OF FRUIT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY.

What is the IP for AugustTheDuck Minecraft Server?

august the duck, august theduck, augustthe duck, augusttheduck, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3101
Ores Mined:	4418	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

AugustTheDuck is a popular gaming content creator known for his hilarious commentary and unique in-game strategies. With a growing following on platforms like Twitch and YouTube, AugustTheDuck has become known for his entertaining streams and engaging personality. Whether he’s mastering the latest battle royale game or exploring new indie titles, AugustTheDuck’s content is always a hit with viewers looking for a good time.