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CrocodileCraft SMP: The Ultimate Shitshow

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	1486
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Votes:	5883	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a trampoline. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and getting involved in more plot twists than a soap opera.

We’ve got players who will stop at nothing to sabotage each other’s builds, steal all the diamonds, and cause chaos wherever they go. And don’t even get us started on the wild parties we throw in the End dimension – you never know who might show up (hint: it’s probably a bunch of Endermen in fancy hats).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

character builds, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, furina, Gaming, genshin gift, genshin impact, IGN Teaser, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, Natlan Preview, noelle, Redeemable Codes, rosaria, Server, SIGEWINNE, Simulators, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 4.8, weapon banner

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit like a fireball! Join us and witness the forging of a new name in flames, just like in our Ignition Teaser video. Need a hand navigating through our server? Don’t worry, our Natlan Preview Teaser will guide you through with a helping hand…literally! Version 4.8 “Summertide Scales and Tales” is here, bringing you epic adventures and stories that will make your jaw drop. Our current character banner features Sigewinne, Furina, Gaming, Rosaria, and Noelle – the dream team you never knew you needed. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner with the Silvershower Heartstrings and Splendor of Tranquil Waters – weapons so powerful, they’ll make you question reality. Daily check-in rewards? Permanent. Redeemable codes? We’ve got them all, including the exclusive IMPACT and FATIX8X9R149 codes that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft like you’ve never seen before!

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Potions Brewed:	80

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. These llamas have black belts in karate and are not to be messed with.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller”.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Need I say more?

4. We have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll dodge fireballs and ghasts while trying not to lose your lunch. It’s a thrill like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

BlockbusterCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	5978	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Animals Bred:	146
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server was inspired by the greatest movie of all time – Sharknado! That’s right, imagine a world where sharks rain from the sky and you have to build shelter to survive. Join our server for a truly unique and jaw-dropping experience. Who needs boring old inspiration when you can have flying sharks in Minecraft? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Sharknado apocalypse!

CraftyTimeTravelers

advice, aspirations, CraftyTimeTravelers, Curiosity, dreams, future self, goals, hindsight, inspiration, introspection, life lessons, motivation, personal growth, question.., Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dimension Hops:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your wildest dreams!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s not even causing any trouble (for now).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on dragons and race through obstacle courses while dodging fireballs and TNT cannons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights that will make even Notch jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Your future self will thank you for it!

CholinergicCraft

brain disorders, brain function, cholinergic deficiency, CholinergicCraft, cholinesterase inhibitors, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, dopamine levels, hallucination causes, hallucination management, medical advancements, Medical research, mental health, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurological symptoms, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, treatment options, Visual hallucinations

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Towns Built:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

come join dis crazy minecraft server where u can experience visual hallucinations just like in Parkinson’s disease!! but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun cuz it’s linked to cholinergic deficiency in da game! u can see things dat aren’t really there and have a wild time exploring da virtual world. trust me, it’s a trip u won’t wanna miss out on! so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some mind-bending adventures on dis server like no other. join now and let the craziness begin!

MineCart Minecraft Server

administrators, Adventures, Buildings, Community, Development, Economy, emotions, Friendly, Griefing, Items, Moderation, Players, roll back, Structures, Survival, unforgettable, unmoderated, Vanilla, Vanilla pleasure, voice chat

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

We are Vanilla Survival with kind and helpful players of our server!

Without privacy, privileges and with good moderation!

In our vanilla world of MineCart, unforgettable adventures and emotions await you! Join our friendly community, where together we build structures, develop the economy and go on exciting adventures!

Thanks to the internal voice chat, you will be able to communicate with Friends/Players in real time, sharing unforgettable impressions. There is no place for bad moderation on our server, only pure vanilla pleasure, which will make your adventures in the world of MineCart truly unforgettable!

If you are griefed, the Administrators will immediately respond to you and roll back all the actions of the offender, and your items and buildings will be returned!

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4chanPillCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6308
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6785
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of being a normie on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is run by the most blackpilled poster on 4chan! Join us for a wild ride of memes, trolling, and chaos as we navigate through the pixelated world of Minecraft like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were greeted by a herd of wild chickens wearing top hats and monocles. These chickens led the player on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever possesses it. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Join them in epic dance battles and unlock exclusive llama-themed rewards that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace the chaos, because here, anything is possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.

DJT47’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, budget deficit, Business, DJT47, DJT47s, Donald J Trump, Economy, Financial implications, Global markets, government spending, Investments, job market, Minecraft, national debt, Party, policy decisions, president, reelected, Server, stock market, TAXES, trade deals, united states, wall street

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2430	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild!

Picture this: Donald J. Trump gets reelected as the 47th President of the United States, but instead of dealing with the financial implications, you can join our server and build your own empire without any political drama!

With our server, you can create your own crazy laws, build your own White House (complete with a diamond-encrusted toilet), and even start your own fake news network spreading rumors about Herobrine running for president!

So why wait for the real world to get even more insane when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast in your own virtual reality! Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyParent: No More Free Rent

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine a world where players fight over virtual houses with yards, just like in this wild Reddit post. Will you be the one to snatch up the perfect plot of land before your rival does? Only time will tell on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for family feuds, financial woes, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where every move you make could lead to a hilarious disaster or a heartwarming moment. It’s like playing Minecraft on steroids, but with more laughs and less actual danger. See you in the game!

CraftyUkrainianFun

border disputes, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianFun, cross-border incidents, Damage, eastern europe, escalation, factory fire, Governors, Injuries, international relations, military actions, political turmoil, Russian border regions, security concerns, Tensions, territorial integrity, Ukrainian attacks, wound six

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	227	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian attacks are just a normal tuesday event! we got explosions, fires, and chaos galore! who needs boring old peaceful servers when u can have a front row seat to all the action? plus, our governors are always on hand to give u the inside scoop on all the drama. join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge in our russian border regions!