understatem Minecraft Servers

understatem Minecraft Servers

  • BlockParty2020

    BlockParty2020
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 6198
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Towns Built: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Chimeras Created: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Love Letters Sent: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers! Will the chicken finally get its revenge for all the eggs stolen? Only time will tell on our server!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on while dodging explosive dance moves!

    And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we have a special event where players can ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting arrows at flying cows. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable events in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MapleCraft: Not Joining the 51st!

    MapleCraft: Not Joining the 51st!
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 9070
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6047 Dragon Scales Harvested: 153
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol so like, u know how canada is like, right next to the US? well, imagine if it was the 51st state! trudeau be like “nah fam, not gonna happen” but on this minecraft server, ANYTHING can happen! come join us and build ur own canadian-american utopia, eh? we got maple syrup flowing like rivers and moose riding around on roller skates. plus, justin bieber is our official server mascot, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make canada the 51st US state a reality!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Split Screen Squad

    Split Screen Squad
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 9873
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 44 Enchantments Applied: 87
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Potions Brewed: 34 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this, you and your three best buds all squished together on one couch, yelling and screaming at each other as you play split-screen games. now take that chaos and multiply it by a million, because that’s what our minecraft server is like.

    we got crazy mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you might pee your pants. like, one time, a player accidentally built a roller coaster that launched everyone into outer space. true story.

    and don’t even get me started on our epic survival mode. we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure that only the bravest players can find. but watch out for the giant chickens that guard it, they mean business.

    so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your grandma after she’s had too much coffee, then come join us. we promise you won’t be disappointed.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkyCraftsMC

    SkyCraftsMC
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 3672
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our semi-Vanilla SMP server, where community and creativity come together! We offer a unique experience with a carefully curated selection of custom items, designed to enhance gameplay while keeping the core essence of Minecraft intact. Whether you’re building, exploring, or just hanging out with friends, our server is all about fun, collaboration, and building lasting memories.

    Join us and join a fun community with amazing staff, giveaways, events and an engaging discord.

    IP: Skycraftsmc.minehut.gg

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Happy Marriage Season 1.21.3

    Happy Marriage Season 1.21.3
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 6727
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 162 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Season 2 of this epic Minecraft server is about to start and let me tell you, it’s gonna be wild! Forget about all that boring stuff like happy marriages, we’re here to game and have a good time!

    Join us because we’re all about that chaos and fun, none of that sappy relationship talk here! Plus, who needs girls when you’ve got a whole world to explore and conquer in Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Jump in and join the madness, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget! Let’s get this party started, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

    BdayBlunder Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 7368
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life friendships gone wrong? Look no further than our server, where we promise no one will be late to your virtual birthday party!

    Join our server and leave behind the chaos of Lateboy and Lategirl, who somehow manage to delay birthdays and ruin celebrations. Imagine a world where you can actually start your party on time and not have to run errands for your own surprise party!

    Our server is a safe haven from the madness of forgotten birthdays and last-minute cancellations. You can trust that when you log on, you won’t have to deal with the stress of confronting your friends about their chronic lateness.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Latecouple’s shenanigans.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GrannyCraft: Help or Bust!

    GrannyCraft: Help or Bust!
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 6646
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Ores Mined: 8980
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandpa’s stubbornness? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your grandpa would be impressed.

    Join us for a grand old time where the only rule is to never change your pee bags regularly – just like grandpa! Our server is so authentic, you’ll swear you can smell the stale pee through your screen.

    But wait, there’s more! We have special dinner events where you can experience the joy of eating in a kitchen that smells worse than ever. And if you can tough it out without gagging, you might even earn a special badge for endurance.

    So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will make you appreciate your own family’s quirks. Who needs fresh air when you can have the sweet scent of pee particles lingering in the air? Don’t miss out on this unforgettable adventure – join our server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EatCraft SMP: SnackinSteve

    EatCraft SMP: SnackinSteve
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 1108
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lololol join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got a secret potion that turns you into whatever you eat in the game! I ate a creeper and now I explode every time I jump. It’s hilarious! Plus, our server has a pet dragon that farts rainbows and gives out diamonds like candy. And if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount that shoots glitter out of its butt. So come join us and become the weirdest thing you can imagine! #Yolo #MinecraftMadness #UnicornFarts

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafting & Caffeine

    Crafting & Caffeine
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 1675
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 264 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Forget coffee, our Minecraft server is the ultimate wake-up call! Join us for a morning filled with mining, crafting, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you won’t even need caffeine to start your day. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground coffee bean farm guarded by a squad of caffeinated creepers. So if you’re looking for a jolt of excitement in the morning, come join us and see if you can brew up some trouble in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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