🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8568 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!
