underperforming squad – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Seven Games Without A Win Minecraft SMP
challenging period, difficult spell, disappointing results, football troubles, football woes, games, lackluster performance, losing streak, manchester united, Minecraft, poor form, premier league, Seven games without a win, shitties power., smp, soccer slump, soccer struggles, struggling team, team struggles, tough times, underperforming squad, WIN, winless run
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server has just absorbed the power of the almighty shitties! That’s right, we now have the combined power of United and shitties, making us the most epic and chaotic Minecraft SMP out there.
Join us if you want to experience crazy battles between United and shitties, with explosions and chaos at every turn. Our server is like no other, with insane storylines and plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of United and shitties!

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GlowNigger Haters Minecraft Server
Citizens, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, counterintelligence, Deception, final solution, GLOWNIGGER, GLOWNIGGERS, Government, hate, Haters, Infiltration, intelligence agencies, Manipulation, Minecraft, Politics, resistance, SECURITY, Server, subversion, Surveillance, Tactics, threat
Are you tired of those pesky glowniggers trying to control everything in your Minecraft world? Join our server and fight back against their sneaky tactics! We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden traps, and even a team of trained attack llamas ready to take down any glownigger that crosses our path. Plus, rumor has it that the final solution to the glownigger problem involves a giant diamond sword that shoots lasers. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show those glowniggers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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MineCam: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
Android, app, CCTV, dashcam, free, home security, Live streaming, MineCam, Minecraft, mobile app, Monitoring, motion detection, old phones, Protection, remote access, ring cam, Safety, security cam, Server, Smartphone, Surveillance, Technology, Ultimate, Video recording
Are you tired of boring old security cameras that just sit there and do nothing? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most advanced security cam system in the world! Just place your old android phones around your base and watch as they come to life, keeping an eye on all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in. Plus, they double as dashcams for when you’re driving your minecart around the server. And if that’s not enough, they can even be used as ring cams to catch any pesky Endermen trying to steal your diamonds. Join now and never worry about security again! (Webm may or may not be related, we’re not sure what it is either)

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CarPartCo-op Minecraft Server
Boundaries, car expenses, car maintenance, car maintenance costs, car maintenance responsibilities, car ownership, car ownership costs, car part costs, car repairs, car sharing, car usage, car usage boundaries, car usage rules, CarPartCoop, Communication, family dynamics, family responsibilities, financial obligations, financial responsibility, Generosity, Minecraft, nephew relationships, Server
Are you tired of mooching nephews who think they can just take your car for a joyride without contributing a single penny? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your real-life car problems behind.
On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your nephew neglecting your car’s maintenance or refusing to chip in for gas. We have a strict policy that all players must contribute to the upkeep of their virtual vehicles, or else they’ll be banned faster than you can say “check the oil.”
And don’t worry about brake pad issues here – our mechanics are top-notch and will fix your virtual car for a fraction of the cost. No more arguments with entitled nephews who think running errands once a week is enough to justify free car usage.
So come join us and leave your real-life car drama at the door. We promise you’ll never have to deal with ungrateful relatives or expensive repairs ever again. Plus, we have virtual gas stations where you can fill up your tank for free! Join now and say goodbye to nephew-induced headaches.

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MomCraft: Son’s Sanity Ruined
child development, childhood development, childhood trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, mental health, MomCraft, obsessed parent, overbearing parent, parenting, parenting advice, Parenting styles, Routine, ruined, sacrificing childhood, sanity, Sons, sports activities, sports camp, sports obsession, sports superstars, Tutor
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t sacrifice childhoods for sports superstardom! Join us and escape the clutches of overbearing parents who think running laps at 5am is the key to success.
On our server, the only drills you’ll be doing are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. Say goodbye to sports camps that cost thousands and hello to a world where Sundays are for relaxing, not more activities.
Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the pressure of becoming the next sports sensation. Who needs a tutor when you have the entire Minecraft community to learn from?
So come on over and leave the sports drills behind. We promise you won’t be called an AH for wanting to have fun and enjoy your childhood!

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SkinnyMineyCrafty
body image, Commitment, Communication, compromise, emotional response, Exercise, FITNESS, health, healthy lifestyle, motivation, Partnership, personal boundaries, relationship, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Significant Other, SkinnyMineyCrafty, Support, Understanding, weight loss
Are you tired of your significant other nagging you to work out and lose weight? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about that again. Our virtual world is filled with delicious pixelated treats that won’t add a single pound to your waistline. Plus, our in-game workouts are so intense, you’ll be sweating buckets in no time. Who needs a gym membership when you have our server? Join now and say goodbye to real-life exercise forever!

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BlockyBucksCapChina
annual salary cap, BlockyBucksCapChina, China, china economy, common prosperity, economic reform, Economy, finance sector, financial industry, financial sector, government policy, income inequality, News, push, Regulation, salary limits, social equality, sources, wage control, wealth distribution
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a salary cap on finance sector just like in china!!! why, you ask? well, because we believe in common prosperity and making sure everyone has a chance to be a millionaire in the game!!! imagine the chaos of trying to make money with a salary cap, it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft!!! plus, we have the most insane stories and adventures waiting for you, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions)! so come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!!!

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ExMemeHeartbreakCraft
agonizing death, Breakup, coping, emotional pain, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, ExMemeHeartbreakCraft, funny, Heartbreaking, hilarious meme, humor, internet humor, Laughter, Loss, Meme culture, moving on, recent ex, relationship, Sadness, Share, social media
haha, remember that time you were scrolling through memes and you found the funniest one ever? well, imagine if you could share that meme with all your exes on a minecraft server! join our server and let the memes heal your broken heart. who needs love when you have memes, right? come join us for a meme-tastic time and maybe even find a new love in the form of a blocky pig or something. don’t be sad, be meme-tiful on our server!

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Welcome to HearthCraft, where you can craft your way to happiness! No resets, just pure griefing and economy fun! 15 online daily!

15 online, Active, Auctions, Community, Craft, Daily, Dedicated, Economy, Friendly, Fun, Griefing, Happiness, HearthCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, multiplayer, No Griefing, no pay to win, No Resets, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Pure, Resets, smp, Survival

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Pay-to-win	0% pay-to-win store
Server Age	Since October 2018
Special Features	Resource worlds, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboards
Technical Details	Runs on dedicated server, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I use pay-to-win features on this server?

No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store.

2. Are there regular world resets?

No, the server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

3. Is there a live map available for the server?

Yes, you can view the live map here.

4. What are the server rules?

You can find the server rules here.

5. How can I join the server?

You can join the server using the IP: play.hearthcraft.net

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraftxiv
Benchmark, Chocorpokkur, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail Info, DawntrailCraftxiv, FANTASY, Femra Companies, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Gaming, Gaming news, In-game Events, July 2, July 29, Linkshells, Lodestone, Minecraft, mmorpg, Online Community, Previous thread, Resources, Server, Twitch viewer rewards campaign
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is all about peace and love? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We are the face of chaos and mayhem, where mercy is just a word in the dictionary.
Join our server for a chance to participate in insane in-game events that will blow your mind! From explosive creeper races to epic battles against giant zombies, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on our Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign – you won’t believe the crazy prizes we’re giving away!
But that’s not all – we’ve got resources, Femra companies, and linkshells that will make your Minecraft experience unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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EarlyDrive Minecraft Server
alcohol is poison, asian dude, bug language, car accident, dead end, driving home, driving team roster, drunk driver, early morning, EarlyDrive, gangstalk, gangstalking, Minecraft, neutral gear, night of drugs, open bottle of liquor, passed out, Recruitment, Server, skilled drunk driver, slumped over, tinted windows
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a drunk driver crashing into a ditch? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with gangstalking, drunk drivers, and questionable decisions!
Picture this: you’re driving home after a night of partying and you come across a car with a passed out Asian dude inside. What do you do? Well, if you were on our server, you’d probably steal his keys, his bottle of liquor, and push his car across the street just for fun!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got bug languages, drunk driving teams, and hilarious mishaps that will keep you entertained for hours. Who needs a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a truly insane experience?
So come on over and join the chaos! Just remember, alcohol may be poison for bugs, but it’s pure entertainment for us on this server. See you there!

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