| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 4339 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2188 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Votes: | 6189 | Animals Bred: | 47 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2662 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Votes: | 3237 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and discover secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you diamonds for feathers, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke that’s so bad, it’s good.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for an adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 5412 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8214 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5212 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 |
Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.
Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3801 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 5745 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 716 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
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| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 7978 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6145 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3676 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 8276 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 1325 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 344 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”
