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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 996 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 20 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Join us as we embark on epic adventures, like finding the legendary poo downtown and driving all the grown men crazy with our shenanigans.
Dress to shill and get ready to feast at Andy’s Shart ‘n’ Grill, where the stink flows and logs spill in abundance.
With fartboxes blasting out your favorite songs and shites getting longer, it won’t be long until bum turd comes and the boys are snackin’ brown once again.
So come on down and spread the turd around with us on this unforgettable Minecraft server experience! The boys are waiting for you to join in on the madness.