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MomDadBucksCraft

aita, Communication Issues, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial struggles, generational wealth, income disparity, medical field, MomDadBucksCraft, mommy and daddies money, polar opposites, psychiatrist, raising children, rich kid mindset, single mom, Surgeon, telling my fiancé, trust fund baby, working mom, working parents

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in building blocks and breaking stereotypes! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and adventure, just like the story of this player’s fiancé and their trust fund baby shenanigans.

Imagine a world where trust fund babies clash with hardworking single moms, where ER visits and pediatrician appointments are just part of the daily grind. Will you be the one to bring balance to this chaotic Minecraft universe?

Come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships, financial struggles, and epic battles for survival. Who needs mommy and daddy’s money when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

So why wait? Join our server now and show us if you’re the real MVP or just another rich kid with a bad attitude. It’s time to mine, craft, and conquer in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

QuirkyQT on Minecraft SMP

atypical, distinctive, distinctive traits, eccentric, idiosyncratic, Individuality, Minecraft, non-traditional, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar features, quirky, QuirkyQT, rare, smp, uncommon, Unconventional, unconventional beauty, Unique, Unorthodox, UNUSUAL

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Emeralds Found:	2870	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3210	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchantments Applied:	79	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with your fellow gamers while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to crash the party.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with rare and exotic animals that you can tame and ride into battle. Imagine charging into battle on the back of a giant chicken, squawking loudly as you lay waste to your enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the most valuable loot in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyNoobz

bad at cooking, bad at dancing, bad at driving, bad at gardening, bad at knitting, bad at math, bad at organizing, bad at painting, bad at photography, bad at playing guitar, bad at public speaking, bad at sewing, bad at singing, bad at sports, bad at technology, bad at time management, bad at video games, bad at woodworking, bad at writing, CraftyNoobz

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	96	Dragon Eggs Found:	8450
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Are you bad at building epic structures in Minecraft but still love doing it? Then you’ve found your new home on our server! Join us for a wild ride of wonky buildings, crooked towers, and lopsided castles. Who needs straight lines anyway? Embrace the chaos and join our server for a good time filled with laughter and questionable architecture choices. Remember, on our server, the more absurd your creations, the better! So come on in and let your creativity run wild (and a little bit wonky).

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European affairs, foreign policy, government actions, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military tensions, Minecraft, national security, political relations, russia, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, US Department of State, US policy, VIOLATION, Warning

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	New Chunks Explored:	615494
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Buildings Constructed:	19

so like, imagine this: ukraine and russia are like, fighting in minecraft, but ukraine didn’t even tell russia they were gonna attack in the Kursk Oblast. but like, it’s all good cuz the US Department of State is like, “nah bro, it’s cool, not against our rules.”

join our minecraft server for the most epic battles and drama like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and stuff. plus, we have secret alliances and betrayals that will make your head spin. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. trust us, it’s gonna be wild.

CraftyRails: RussianRage

collapse, CraftyRails, Crisis, Economic, funding, Government, IMMINENT, Infrastructure, Investments, maintenance, Networks, newsweek, Railway, railways, Report, Russian, RussianRage, Safety, Train, Transportation, travel

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

haha u know what else is facing imminent collapse? NOT THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us for a wild ride through the craziest russian railway networks you’ve ever seen in your life! we got minecarts flying off the tracks, creepers blowing up the rails, and villagers trying to hitch a ride to the next village. it’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft! so what are you waiting for? hop on board before the whole thing goes kaboom!

NightLightNomsCraft

artificial light, artificial light at night, Biodiversity, biodiversity impacts, decreases leaf area, ecological balance, ecosystem disruption, Edible insects, energy flow, environmental effects, higher trophic levels, Impacts, insect populations, insects, less food, light pollution, night, NightLightNomsCraft, plant health, Plants, trophic levels

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	3429	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dimension Hops:	7	Towns Built:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Potions Brewed:	176
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

join this epic minecraft server where the leaves are always edible to insects cuz we got artificial light at night that makes them super tasty! more insects means more energy flow and higher trophic levels, leading to INSANE biodiversity! who knew minecraft could be so educational AND delicious?! come join us and feast on some glowing leaves, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

PolyCraft: SMP Edition – Banning Grey Lists Since 1.21!

application, banning, chest previews, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Edition, food pack, Graves, grey, Greylisted, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, lists, master stonecutter, Polycraft, qraftys, Semi Vanilla, shulker previews, smp, Survival, Tight-Knit Community, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Poly-Craft Server Info
Server Type:	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisted:	Yes
Focus:	Tight-Knit Community
IP Address:	Polycraft.mcserver.us

Overview:

Poly-Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a friendly and active Minecraft community. We offer various features and data packs to enhance gameplay.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application form and get greylisted. You can apply here: Application Form

What are the active features on the server?

Active features on the server include Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and various other enhancements.

How can I communicate with other players?

We recommend joining our Discord server to chat with other players and stay updated on server events. Join our Discord here: Poly-Craft Discord

MineFight Server

Arcade, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, console, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Meta, MineFight, News, online play, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Techniques, Tips, Tournaments, Updates

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers who are armed with nothing but potatoes! Will the chicken triumph or will the villagers mash it into a tasty meal? Only on our server will you find out!

Not convinced yet? How about the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of explosive llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server, leaving nothing but crater-filled landscapes in their wake? It was a llama-pocalypse like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, golden apples, and stacks of emeralds. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on the backs of creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you at every turn. Who knows what crazy adventures and ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

CockLovers Minecraft SMP

CockLovers, cocks, fucking we love cocks, love, love cocks, love cocks we love cocks, love fucking we love cocks, Minecraft, smp, we fucking love cocks cock lovers, we love fucking, we love fucking cock adoration, we love fucking cock enthusiasts, we love fucking cock worship

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that we freaking love cocks! Not the actual birds, of course, but we are all about building giant cock statues and creating cock-themed challenges for our players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing through a maze of giant cocks, battling it out in epic cock battles, and participating in cock-building competitions. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who are always up for a good laugh and a good cock joke.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Golden Cock, said to bring incredible luck and fortune to whoever finds it. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure?

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with cocks, laughs, and unforgettable memories. Just remember, on our server, the bigger the cock, the better!

ReunionRageCraft

Alt-Right, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Holocaust denial, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, punishment, relationships, ReunionRageCraft, teenage prank, teenage rebellion

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Star Shards Collected:	139
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of dealing with alt-right parrots and teenage pranks? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous stories and outrageous adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your daughter’s boyfriend sneaking in to brainwash your pets. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling virtual monsters.

And don’t worry about missing out on family reunions – we’ll make sure your daughter can’t throw any parties while you’re away. Join our server and escape the drama for a while!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!