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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8912 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 3708 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 42 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet that spits out golden nuggets instead of poop.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.