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NoChopActorMC SMP

acting jobs, Actor, Auditions, career, Casting, Entertainment, film industry, getting work, Hollywood, industry standards, LUCK, Mediocrity, NoChopActorMC, opportunities, Overrated, persistence, RANGE, smp, success, talent management, TALENTLESS, zero chops

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Who’s a player with zero building skills or redstone knowledge yet somehow keeps getting invited to our SMP? You guessed it – YOU! Join our server where the only requirement is a lack of talent and a love for chaos. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. So if you’re looking for a place to unleash your inner derp, look no further than our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

BaseCampBugsAndMold

BaseCampBugsAndMold, brown water, environmental concerns, health hazards, health risks, housing inspections, housing maintenance, infrastructure issues, living quarters, Mice, military facilities, Military Families, military housing, military installations, military living conditions, military personnel, Mold, ROACHES, substandard conditions, U.S. military bases, unsanitary conditions

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server it’s like a warzone but with blocks and stuff. imagine u r in a U.S. military base but instead of fighting enemies u r fighting mold, mice, roaches, and brown water. it’s like a survival game but with extra grossness. u gotta be tough to survive in this server, like a real soldier but with a pickaxe instead of a gun. join now if u dare, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

ExciteCraft: Love & Boredom

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ores Mined:	4410	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Join this epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! You won’t believe the crazy adventures waiting for you in this wacky world.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, on this server, you can ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of ninja villagers who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may be small, but they pack a punch!

So come join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

🏰✨ Aeltheria ✨🏰 No-P2W, Just Say ‘Towny & Chill’, Just Fishin’ & Minecraftin’!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1828	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to Aeltheria

A realm where fantasy and magic come to life! 🎮✨

Server Highlights:

Feature	Description
Unique Worlds	Dive into the mystical lands of Eldoria, Avaloria, and the Twilight Realm with custom generation. Vanalia offers vanilla generation.
	Choose your path as an Architect, Prospector, Cultivator, Lumberjack, and more. Climb the ranks and earn prestigious titles.
Immersive NPCs	Meet friendly NPCs such as Sunny the Greeter, Lorelei the Librarian, and Eldric the Master Artisan/Blacksmith.
Unique Fish Textures	With nearly 200 custom fishing textures and a codex log to track your collection.
Earnable Premium Currency	Petals can be earned through gameplay activities like voting, ranking up, and chat games, or purchased to support the server.
Custom Equipment Wraps/Skins	Use petals or crate keys to obtain cosmetic wraps for your gear.
Virtual Storage	Automatically store items when mined or broken from the first rank. Additional storage options available.
Plushies & Collectibles	Purchase a Plushie Token with petals to trade for adorable plushies.

Join Us Now:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by using the server IP: play.aeltheria.com
Are there different worlds to explore?	Yes, there are unique worlds such as Eldoria, Avaloria, Twilight Realm, and Vanalia.
Can I have multiple jobs?	Yes, you can experience multiple jobs from the beginning.
What can I do with Petals?	Petals can be used for cosmetic changes and can be earned through gameplay activities.
Are the Plushies tradeable?	No, the Plushies purchased using Plushie Tokens are not tradeable.

BlockyBrit Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	5000
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Fire Edition server is lit…literally! Join us for a blazing good time as you navigate through a world filled with fiery challenges and scorching hot adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a fire-breathing dragon? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Fly through the skies and rain down fire on your enemies while cackling maniacally. And if dragons aren’t your thing, how about taming a flaming horse that leaves a trail of fire wherever it goes? It’s like riding a majestic fireball!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Fire Temple, where only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer the fiery trials within. Rumor has it that those who emerge victorious are granted the power to summon a firestorm at will. Just imagine the chaos you could cause!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Fire Edition server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring some marshmallows…you never know when you might need to roast a few over the flames!

The Copalib Chronicles: A Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5719
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	5506
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical pair of underwear that granted them super speed and the ability to fly. Yes, you heard that right – underwear that gives you superpowers! And that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret. So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy surprises and wacky shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BralessCraft: Repairman Edition

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Emeralds Found:	3312
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Crops Grown:	9002
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of being judged for not wearing a bra in your own house? Join our Minecraft server where you can let those puppies roam free without any judgment! Our repairmen won’t bat an eye at your jiggling assets, they’ll be too busy marveling at our virtual couches. Plus, we fully support breastfeeding mothers, so feel free to let those milk jugs flow while you game. No bras allowed, just pure comfort and freedom! Join now and let it all hang out!

AwkwardDateMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	6311	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild date that never stops getting awkward!

Join us for a chance to experience crazy situations like accidentally proposing to a villager instead of trading with them, getting stuck in a never-ending loop of falling into lava, or trying to impress your crush by building a giant statue of their Minecraft skin only to have it come to life and start terrorizing the server.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, you might just find love in a hopeless place… or at least a really epic base.

Blocky Booty Call

blocky, BOOTY, Call, casual encounters, Casual Sex, Communication, consent, DATING, emotional connections, hookup culture, Intimacy, night life, one night stands, personal boundaries, Physical attraction, relationships, Self Discovery, Self-expression, sexual encounters, sexual health, Single life, social norms, spontaneity

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Potions Brewed:	107	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Animals Bred:	184	Farms Harvested:	797
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Meteorites Collected:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can have one night stands with blocks and mobs? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your one night stand needs. Whether you’re into creepers, zombies, or even villagers, we’ve got it all!

Join our server for a wild night of blocky passion and adventure. Build a cozy love nest with your new blocky lover, or go on a romantic stroll through our pixelated landscapes. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in a stack of dirt!

So why wait? Join our server now for a night of unforgettable blocky romance. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft?

ChalkosaurCraft: New Dino Genus

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	199	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Farms Harvested:	484	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got dinos runnin around like Caletodraco cottardi, a new species we discovered in da lower Cenomanian Chalk of Normandy, France. imagine ridin a T-rex while buildin ur dream castle, it’s lit fam. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? let’s get prehistoric up in here, y’all!