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Minecraft SMP: The “OP Gulp” Anonymous Complainer

Anatomy Diagrams, ANONYMOUS, Complainer, endo, Endosoma, Fetish Anatomy, Full Tour, Guidelines, gulp, hot, INTERNAL, Internal View, Long Neck, Mawplay, Minecraft, Mouthplay, Nonfatal, prey, Protection, QoTT, Safe, smp, Thread, Unbirth, vore

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	240	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Star Shards Collected:	181
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to post inside body heavy content of a wide range of nature! From fetish anatomy diagrams to safe vore, we’ve got it all. Internals are the name of the game here, so get ready to explore the depths of the human body like never before.

Join us for outrageous adventures like finding yourself inside a giant’s stomach or getting swallowed whole by a dragon. Safe vore is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee here on our server. So if you’ve ever wanted to experience being unbirthed or play around in someone’s maw, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all – we also have a special seal of protection for all prey, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t actually be harmed during your vore adventures. So come on in and join the fun, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything is possible – even long necks being hot!

DumbQsOnly Minecraft SMP

analytical thinking, challenging authority, challenging beliefs, cognitive development., critical inquiry, critical thinking, Curiosity, Deep thinking, DumbQsOnly, expanding knowledge, exploring perspectives, intellectual growth, learning, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, philosophical inquiry., questioning assumptions, questioning norms, seeking understanding, self reflection, smp, stupid questions, Thought-provoking

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with epic quests, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper in a disco party.

Why join our SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house made entirely out of TNT. And you know what? It became the most popular tourist attraction on the server! So if you’re looking for a place where creativity knows no bounds and chaos reigns supreme, this is the SMP for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

So come on, don’t be a noob! Join our SMP and let the madness begin!

GrindCraft20sPayOff

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	10

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about mortgage payments? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly pets.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself begged to join, but we had to turn him down because he kept griefing our builds. We have secret treasure caves filled with enchanted loot and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So if you’re ready to ditch the real world responsibilities and embrace your inner block-building genius, come join us on our server. Who needs a 401k when you can have a chest full of emeralds instead?

Neolib-Free Immigration Craft

citizenship, Craft, foreign relations, foreigners, Government, immigration, immigration control, IMMIGRATION LAWS, Immigration Policy, immigration process, immigration reform, immigration regulations, immigration system, international politics, neoliberal ideology, NeolibFree, policy, Politics, putin, residency, russia, Visa, Western

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7066
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should. first of all, putin himself is streamlining the immigration process for all u foreigners who are totally against that western ‘neoliberal ideology’. like, how crazy is that? u can come build ur blocky empire without any of that capitalist nonsense holding u back.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if u join this server, u might just run into putin himself wandering around, mining for diamonds and slaying creepers. he’s like the ultimate minecraft boss, am i right?

oh, and did i mention that there are secret underground tunnels leading to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor? u gotta be quick though, cuz word on the street is that the room is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are not too happy about intruders.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, action-packed, putin-approved minecraft server out there. trust me, u won’t regret it.

EcoCraft: Carbon Sequestration

#sustainability, atmosphere, Biodiversity, carbon, carbon footprint, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate change, climate resilience, EcoCraft, ecological balance, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, Environmental Protection, Freshwater Ecosystems, global warming, greenhouse gas reduction, Natural resources, Nature, Sequestration, Storing Carbon, Underground, water conservation

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

yo, come join our minecraft server where we fight climate change by planting trees and building underwater cities to store all that carbon. we got dolphins riding pigs, polar bears doing the macarena, and creepers planting flowers instead of exploding. plus, our freshwater ecosystems are so fresh, you can drink straight from the rivers without getting diarrhea. join us and help save the world, one block at a time!

Easy as pie tart [SMP] in the land of 1.21+

Abilities, Adventure, Buy, Combat, custom enchantments, disciplines, EASY, Economy, entrepreneur, Features, gameplay, Land, Perks, Pie, player, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Resources, Sell, skills system, smp, Survival, Tart, Trade, wealth

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	9724	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Overview of Ezartla Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Land Claiming	Protect your creations from griefers with our land claiming system.
Player-Run Economy	Trade, buy, and sell with other players to amass wealth and resources.
Ranks	Earn ranks through gameplay and unlock unique perks.
Custom Enchantments	Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization.
Skills System	Level up skills in various disciplines to unlock new abilities.
Massive World	Explore a vast world 50,000 by 50,000 blocks.
Minecraft 1.21	Experience the latest version with new features and blocks.

FAQs for Ezartla Minecraft Server

1. How can I protect my creations on the server?

Use the land claiming system to protect your builds from griefers.

2. How can I earn wealth on the server?

Engage in player-run economy by trading, buying, and selling with other players.

3. How do I unlock perks and abilities?

Earn ranks through gameplay achievements to unlock unique perks.

4. What are custom enchantments and how do I get them?

Discover powerful custom enchantments for gear customization as you play.

5. How do I level up skills?

Hone your skills in various disciplines to unlock new abilities and become a master.

6. How big is the world on the server?

Explore a massive world that is 50,000 by 50,000 blocks.

7. What Minecraft version is the server running?

Experience the latest version, Minecraft 1.21, with all its new features and mechanics.

FutureCraft Minecraft Server

1000 years in the past, 300 years in the future, alternate history, BMWF, FANTASY, female empowerment, female warriors, Future, FutureCraft, futuristic society, Girlboss, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Minecraft, Sci Fi, Server, speculative fiction, strong female characters, time manipulation, time period, time travel, Women empowerment, Worldbuilding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4933
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where history is turned upside down and inside out! Step into a world 300 years in the future where BMWs roam the land like wild horses, because who needs logic when you’re playing Minecraft, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Travel back 1000 years in the past where women are girlbossing their way through battles as fierce warriors, because who says history has to be accurate in a blocky world of creativity and chaos?

Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity as we defy all expectations and have a blast building, exploring, and laughing our way through this wacky Minecraft server. Who needs reality when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

InYourCuntCraft SMP: Unhappy & Unlucky

emotional burden, Emotional healing, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, heaviness, inner peace, InYourCuntCraft, life journey, life struggles, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, smp, unhappiness, Unhappy, Unlucky

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Are you tired of living in a boring world where happiness is as rare as finding diamonds in a desert? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of unhappiness! Join us and experience a world where every block you break is a step towards true fulfillment and joy.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately feel a weight lifted off your shoulders. The sun is shining, the pigs are oinking, and your fellow players are building the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. You join in on the fun, crafting and building to your heart’s content, and suddenly, you realize that this is where you truly belong.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim your fortune? Or will you let fear hold you back, like it has in your real life?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let go of your unhappiness once and for all. Who knows, you might even find true happiness in the most unexpected of places – like a virtual blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

FragrantCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologies, awkward situations, body odor, Communication, considerate behavior, DATING, dating etiquette, embarrassing moments, emotional intelligence, FragrantCraft, Honesty, hurt feelings, Minecraft, personal hygiene, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, sensitivity, Server, social etiquette, tactfulness

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Ores Mined:	5589	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs smell better than that guy’s pants! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and the freshest air you’ll ever breathe in a virtual world. Don’t let a rancid date ruin your gaming experience, come join us and leave the stinky situations behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. So why wait? Join now and let’s make some memories that don’t involve unpleasant odors!

HubbyHomesickCraft

caregiving, comfort, Communication, compromise, family, HubbyHomesickCraft, husband, Illness, inconsiderate, love, Marriage, MONDAY, parents, relationship, Rude, selfish, sick, Support, Understanding, work

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for some epic building challenges, crazy mini-games, and a community that will always have your back (unlike some husbands we know).

Forget about feeling sick and unloved, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always be there to support you, even if you accidentally blow up their house with TNT (oops).

So come on over and let’s build a world where you never have to worry about being called selfish for wanting a little TLC. Plus, we promise our players won’t ditch you for Fortnite nights at their parents’ house. 😉

ToxicTaterTot – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, bad friend, competitive, Controlling, dishonest, disloyal, DISRESPECTFUL, easily missed signs, friendship warning signs, jealous, lack of empathy, manipulative, Minecraft, negative influence, one sided, red flags, selfish, smp, toxic behavior, ToxicTaterTot, unhealthy relationships, unreliable, untrustworthy

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Towns Built:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience some truly wild and wacky adventures!

Join our server if you want to befriend a group of players who are so chaotic that they make creepers look like cuddly kittens. From pranking each other with TNT traps to starting impromptu dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But beware, not everyone can handle the craziness of our community. If you see someone building a house out of obsidian and calling it a “modern art masterpiece,” that’s a sure sign that they’ll fit right in. But if someone starts hoarding all the diamonds and refuses to share, well, let’s just say they might not be the best friend material.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, pull off some epic pranks, and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!