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Crafty AF: Where even Steve can’t figure it out!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Votes:	6152	Meteorites Collected:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of constantly getting tangled up in your own balls while trying to sleep naked? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a ball-free sleeping experience! Our virtual world is so immersive that you won’t even remember you have balls to begin with! Join us now for the most ball-less sleep of your life!

Exes and O’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Potions Brewed:	186

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely creeper in the world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from the heartbreak of romantic movies reminding you of your ex! Join us and escape into a world where the only love story is between you and your diamond pickaxe. Say goodbye to Puppy Love 2023 and hello to a server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

Zombie Rave: Where Dead or Alive is Always a Thriller

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens, or if you want to participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Dead or Alive” event where players have to survive against waves of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests, but beware of the exploding sheep that guard them. And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So why do we hate Dead or Alive, again? Because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dead set on is never leaving! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

BandCraft – Where Girls Rock the Party! #889

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a touch of insanity.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that our server is powered by the magical energy of dancing butterflies in a lustrous glass forest? That’s right, our gachas are filled with rare characters like Shiro, Nanami, and Fusuke, ready to join you on your quest for glory.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Auftakt of the Flickering Flames,” will test your skills and bravery as you face off against fiery foes and earn epic rewards. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming event, “It’s MyGO!!!!!,” where you’ll have the chance to team up with the legendary MyGO!!!!! himself.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of madness and mayhem, where Engrish is spoken perfectly, and the cries of lost children echo in the night. Join now and let the fun begin!

GirlCraft: Where Even Minecraft Characters Have Drama

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6862
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one knows who the best girl is? Look no further! Our server not only knows who the best girl is, but we have a whole shrine dedicated to her! Join us and bask in the glory of the one true best girl.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such sick dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

YuriCraft: Where Girl-on-Girl Cheating is More Popular Than Girl-on-Guy!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mines Excavated:	1558	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crops Grown:	2667	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drama is as dry as a desert biome? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more girl-on-girl cheating than a scandalous yuri anime, and let me tell you, the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and love triangles that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server!

BoomerCraft: Where ‘I’m 40’ is the new ‘I’m 12’

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you feeling like a lost zombie from 2004? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to bring you back to life! Join us and escape the woes of the modern world by building your own pixelated paradise.

Our server is so epic that even time travelers from the future come to visit and marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for friends to play with.

So come on, join us and rediscover the joy of crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where you can be anything you want to be. Who needs the real world when you can have a blocky adventure like no other? Let’s build some crazy structures and have a blast together!

Crafty Indo-India Migration Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	32	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gods Slained:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Imagine a place where half of Indonesia is planning to immigrate to India just to join in on the fun. That’s right, our server is so epic that people are literally moving countries just to play on it.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks while fending off a pack of wild llamas? Only on our server, of course!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to come hang out. Rumor has it that he’s tired of being a boss and just wants to chill and mine some diamonds with the rest of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most insane Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet a real-life unicorn. (Disclaimer: unicorns may or may not actually exist on our server)

Ship Happens: Corpo Edition

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, corpo mandated ships are REAL! That’s right, you can sail the high seas in your very own corporate mandated ship, complete with a crew of zombie villagers who will do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to slay the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve himself? That’s right, the original Minecraft player is said to roam the server at night, haunting unsuspecting players and stealing their diamonds. But don’t worry, if you can outsmart Steve and find his hidden treasure, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those corpo mandated ships, they tend to have a mind of their own…

Minecraft Mayhem: Electric Boogaloo

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
New Chunks Explored:	854317	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	27	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a boss fight so intense, it made George Costanza cry like a baby. Yes, we’re talking about the one and only “Hand of Malenia” boss battle. This boss was so fast, it was like she was having a full body seizure with a sword for a hand. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you’ll have the chance to conquer this epic boss and claim your rightful victory!

But that’s not all, folks. Ever wanted to take on Miyazaki himself? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to show up at The Game Awards and challenge the mastermind behind those insanely difficult games. Who needs an easy mode when you can show Miyazaki who’s boss, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even run into Kramer and Jerry on their quest to take down Miyazaki. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, challenges, and endless possibilities. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!