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CraftyKyiv Minecraft Server

Asian investment, bilateral relations, CraftyKyiv, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic cooperation, economic development, economic growth, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial contributions, foreign investment, government funding, infrastructure projects, international aid, international support, Japan, Minecraft, monetary support, Server, trade partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	New Chunks Explored:	303709
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mines Excavated:	3504
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

lol ukraine be ballin’ with that sweet cash flow from japan, like damn son. but guess what? our minecraft server got even more riches than that, we got diamonds for days, yo. join our server and you’ll be swimmin’ in virtual bling, like a minecraft rapper or somethin’. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of wild wolves with laser eyes. ain’t no one messin’ with our server, we the kings of the block, baby. so come on over and join the madness, you won’t regret it. #minecraftriches #diamondsfordays #laserwolves

PantsirCraft: Russian Crash Landings

Accidents, air defense, Analysis, Aviation, Confirmed, crash, Defense, international relations, investigation, involvement, Kazakhstan, Landings, Military, missile defense, News, Pantsir-S System, PantsirCraft, plane crash, Russian, SECURITY, Technology, Tragedy, Updates

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

so like, this server is like, so epic that even the Russian Pantsir-S system wants to join in on the fun! they were all like pew pew pew and then boom! they crashed in Kazakhstan but it’s all good cuz they respawned on our server and now they’re building a giant pantsir-s statue out of diamonds and emeralds. join now to witness the epicness and maybe even crash your own plane (virtually of course) and see what crazy adventures await you!

Heart Attack Halters

Attack, Halters, Heart

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	32
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

so, like, if you want to, like, not have a heart attack, you should, like, totally join our minecraft server! we have, like, crazy amounts of physical activity, like jumping around and mining and stuff. it’s, like, proven that playing on our server can, like, cut your risk of heart attack by, like, 33 percent! so come join us and, like, save your heart while having a blast in the minecraft world!

HandsomeCraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, DATING, handsome, HandsomeCraft, Insecurity, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, Ugly, validation, Women

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about your looks again! We have virtual blocks to build your dream mansion and pixelated pigs that will love you no matter what. Who needs real women when you can have a creeper as a companion? It’s time to level up your self-esteem and find true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Don’t be a sad sack in real life, come join us and be the king of the pixelated world!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, delinquent, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, Fun, general, indie, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, Slutposting, smp, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Love Letters Sent:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take delinquency to a whole new level! If you’re tired of the same old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of vtubers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance battle. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground club where you can ERP with your favorite vtuber in pixelated form.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events where you can show off your lewd fan art of your favorite chuubas or participate in a cosplay contest where the winner gets to have a virtual date with their oshi.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your delinquent side run wild in this crazy Minecraft SMP!

EgoCraft SMP

EgoCraft, introspection, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-analysis, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Void Gems Collected:	36
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Dragons Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	133680
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

OMG guys, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to steal them. And like, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who give out free OP gear to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of nothing but pink wool, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this totally insane and wacky server?! Just imagine all the shenanigans and chaos that await you! So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever 😂🤪🦄🐔🚀🌈

MineCraftDreamJob

AMBITION, aspirations, career goals, dream career, dream job, dream job aspirations, dream job fulfillment, dream job in life, dream profession, fulfillment, future aspirations, ideal career, ideal job, life goals, Long-term goals, MineCraftDreamJob, Passion, personal growth, professional development, success, ultimate goal

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ores Mined:	7604	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional block stacker! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, become the ultimate block stacking champion in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you stack blocks like a pro, but you can also become a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, forget about herding sheep or cows, wrangle those pesky chickens and become the top chicken wrangler in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough, how about becoming a professional lava diver? That’s right, dive headfirst into pools of lava and come out unscathed! Show off your lava diving skills to all your friends and become the envy of the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and live out your wildest dreams in the most outrageous ways possible!

SanaaAirportMinecraftServer

airstrikes, airstrikes in Sanaa, civilian casualties, Conflict, global impact, Houthi leader, international news, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, regional instability, RETALIATION, Sanaa airport, SanaaAirportMinecraftServer, televised speech, violence, war zone, Yemen

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN ISRAELI STRIKES IN SANA AIRPORT! OUR HOOTY LEADER WILL GIVE A TELEVISION SPEECH WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR BLOCKY CASTLE! COME JOIN FOR A BLASTING TIME AND MAYBE EVEN SEE A REAL LIFE CREEPER EXPLOSION! #BOOM #BLOCKS #MINECRAFTFUN

PutinPraiseWars: TuskVsOrban

Attacks, Conflict Resolution, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, government officials, Hungary, international relations, leadership, news headlines, Orbán, Polish PM, Political Criticism, putin, PutinPraiseWars, Tusk, TuskVsOrban, Ukraine

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Star Shards Collected:	79
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than polish pm tusk slamming hungary’s orban for praising putin during ukraine attacks. we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. who needs politics when you can have epic battles and hilarious shenanigans on our server? join now and let the chaos begin!

Hello Sir’s Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, Behavior, British, Communication, Conversation, culture, English, English language, formal, Greeting, hello, humor, Manners, Mr Nigel Lovecock, name.., people, Polite, Realm, Sir, sirs, social norms, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Oi oi oi, mate! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you better buckle up your knickers and get ready for a wild ride! We got more craziness than a kangaroo on a pogo stick, I tell ya!

You’ll be building like a madman, mining like a dwarf on steroids, and fighting off creepers like your life depends on it! And let me tell you, the community here is more bonkers than a platypus wearing a top hat!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen), then come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a bloody good time!