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No Pain/All Gain in Minecraft SMP

Apathy, Dismissive, gain, humorless, insensitive responses, insensitivity, internet culture, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, Meme culture, Minecraft, PainAll, Repetitive, smp, Suffering, trite responses, unamused, uncaring., unempathetic, unfeeling, unfeeling responses, unoriginal jokes, unoriginal meme, unoriginality

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring, unfunny memes? Are you looking for a place where suffering is not only accepted but encouraged? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs boring old memes when you can have a whole server dedicated to making you laugh until you cry? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course)!

The Unamused Darkness Minecraft Server

ANNOYED, brooding, Darkness, disapproval, discontent, disdainful, Displeased, displeasure, Frustrated, gloomy, Grumpy, irritated, Minecraft, moody, Server, Somber, sulking, sullen, unamused, Unhappy, unimpressed, unsatisfied

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of boring, well-lit Minecraft servers where everything is sunshine and rainbows? Well, look no further because Darkness is unamused! Our server is shrouded in darkness, with creepy caves, haunted forests, and spooky mobs lurking around every corner.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a giant, feathered beast that will challenge even the bravest players. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the darkness. Just be sure to bring a torch – you never know what might be lurking in the shadows!

ObsidianGaming

Roleplay

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Towns Built:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	9

minetopia and more join the server if you like nice people and join our minetopia which is also super fun

5.255.85.204:25905

Infinitemc towny

Balanced Economy, battlepass, Casino, Crates, PvE, Slimefun, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Introducing InfiniteMC

InfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!

Java / Bedrock compatibility

Mcmmo

Keep inventorySlimefunTownyPlayer shops / Player warps / Player auctions

Pyromining & PyrofishingCasinoRank up with in-game moneyFree daily crates for votingCompetitive economy

New unique items, more ores and soo much more

play.infinitemc.net

MendrixelSMP Economy

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

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MendrixelSMP is an economy-based survival server with a friendly player-base and nice staff. Our first priority is to make the players happy, so don’t hesitate to leave suggestions – we’re always looking to make our server better.

Features: – Player shops – Player ranks (/rankup) – Economy – Easy land claim system – Mature staff

45.35.101.82:25618

NoboPlay

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	183	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Hallo,

We are the NoboPlay.net network and want to offer you fun!

Now a few questions probably arise:

What do we offer you?: We offer you 1vs1, with and without NoHitDelay, FFA with map changes and shop, QuickSG, SkyPVP with kits and XP events and UHCPvP, a game mode we created that is based on the classic UHC, but played with two people with lots of cool changes .

We want to offer you the best fun and that’s why join NoboPlay.net now!

noboplay.net

Massivecraft.com

Balanced Economy, Creative, Custom MiniGames, Faction Survival, FullPvP, Kit PvP, Paper, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Farms Harvested:	198	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Factions: The Original Home of Factions Roleplay: Extensive and detailed RP in the Server Captial PvP: Intense McMMO enhanced battles Lore: Server Lore that is always interactive and expanding Community: A welcoming and friendly international player base Forums: Intensely collaborative forum environment Custom Worlds: Handcrafted landscapes with endless possibilities Custom Plugins: Over 30 plugins current plugins to improve gameplay Friendly Staff: Ticket System to help with all your needs MassiveCraft is a long-running network of servers dedicated to the ultimate player experience! Join a faction and carve out your base – playing survival for high-stakes faction wars. Or create a character and weave a story on the main streets of Regalia, MassiveCraft’s roleplay hub, using our constantly growing universe of unique lore. We have over thirty plugins that enhance gameplay, custom worlds, and a welcoming community just waiting for you! 1.16.5 Release

massivecraft.com

Xeno Gamers Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Potions Brewed:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to xG Towny!

xG is a growing community since 2010, with over 10,000 members in our steam group. We pride ourselves to be a forward moving community that accepts everyone with open arms.

Come check out our Towny world, and join us on Survivial Games! We also have MCMMO integration, and Jobs. There’s monthly world events such as PVP tournaments and build competitions. All of the winners will get big rewards.

Don’t forget to check out our teamspeak @ voice.xenogamers.com, and our forums @ xenogamers.com

mc.xenogamers.com

Voidflame network

Bungeecord, Economy, Faction Survival, Factions, Hardcore, market, Modded, Mods, Technic

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6929	Magic Items Found:	1369
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Animals Bred:	75
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

THIS IS A MODDED SERVER

TO PLAY, DOWNLOAD THE MODPACK FROM TECHNIC OR FROM CURSE

IF YOU DON’T HAVE THE TECHNIC OR CURSE LAUNCHER THEN INSTALL THAT FIRST FROM HERE

Modpack Website: https://voltzmodpack.com

Voltz Modpack

vcm.voidflame.com

Guppy Galaxy

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Love Letters Sent:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

We are a new server still in development.So far we have Uber Survival,Eden,Creative,Biohazard,Timeless prison,skyblock.Hope to see you soon on our server.

MC.guppygalaxy.com

GlacialRealms

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	243	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Magic Items Found:	6151	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Note: GlacialRealms has recently been taken over by TheJackLC and AMinecraftDev, in this time we’ve developed over one hundred custom and unique plugins for GlacialRealms.

GlacialRealms is home to tens of thousands of Warriors that are training hard every day to become a Champion in this network packed server.

We feature various weekly events, staff interaction gatherings, weekly new content, Skyblock, Factions, Cannon, OP Prison, RP Creative, KitMap and servers that are always up to date. Glacial is a place where the Staff care about your individualised experience and work hard to improve the server based on what the community wants.

GlacialRealms.com

Blastmc asia

Adventure, Discord, Land Claim, Pixelmon, Slimefun, Towny, Vote Rewards

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gods Slained:	2

BLASTMC Asia is an idea by a group of friends in the Philippines who are dedicated to playing Minecraft. Our goal is to be the Top Minecraft Server in Asia by giving a new generation of Minecraft players a safe place to play and home to make memories.

We offer tons of fun in our Pixelmon Server with:

1. Kind Community 2. Memes 3. Custom Textured Pokemon 4. Player Ranks 5. Daily Rewards 6. Balanced economy 7. Grind to become top 8. Friendly Staff 9. Play to chill

and much more. Join now! IP: blastmcasia.modded.fun java version: 1.16.5

BLASTMC “Let’s Play Minecraft with a blast!”

blastmcasia.mcserv.fun