No Pain/All Gain in Minecraft SMP

Apathy, Dismissive, gain, humorless, insensitive responses, insensitivity, internet culture, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, Meme culture, Minecraft, PainAll, Repetitive, smp, Suffering, trite responses, unamused, uncaring., unempathetic, unfeeling, unfeeling responses, unoriginal jokes, unoriginal meme, unoriginality

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mines Excavated:	1601

Are you tired of boring, unfunny memes? Are you looking for a place where suffering is not only accepted but encouraged? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs boring old memes when you can have a whole server dedicated to making you laugh until you cry? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course)!

The Unamused Darkness Minecraft Server

ANNOYED, brooding, Darkness, disapproval, discontent, disdainful, Displeased, displeasure, Frustrated, gloomy, Grumpy, irritated, Minecraft, moody, Server, Somber, sulking, sullen, unamused, Unhappy, unimpressed, unsatisfied

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
New Chunks Explored:	456189	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring, well-lit Minecraft servers where everything is sunshine and rainbows? Well, look no further because Darkness is unamused! Our server is shrouded in darkness, with creepy caves, haunted forests, and spooky mobs lurking around every corner.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a giant, feathered beast that will challenge even the bravest players. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the darkness. Just be sure to bring a torch – you never know what might be lurking in the shadows!

MineRealm

[core protect], Community, creator, gameplay, Launch, Legitimate, meta-gameplay, minerealm, multiplayer, Oct 28 2010, Plugins, rules, Running, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, third-longest, unique players, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Rainbows Spotted:	8

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules/

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has MineRealm been running?	MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010, making it the third longest running legit survival SMP server.
How many unique players has MineRealm welcomed?	MineRealm has welcomed over 265,000 unique players since its launch.
What are the core gameplay principles of MineRealm?	MineRealm strives to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while also adding additional meta-gameplay that is fully optional.

Skyward Journeys 1.21.3

#Daredevil, 1.21.3, Adrenaline Rush, adrenaline-fueled, Aerial, Aviation, close call, close encounter, cockpit, danger, Fly, flying, JOURNEYS, kicking distance, Maneuvers, near miss, Pilots, RECKLESS, Risky, Skyward, stunt, thinking, thrill-seeking

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Farms Harvested:	321
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously!

We got flying pigs that can kick you in the face, like what were those pilots thinking, am I right?

Come on, man, you gotta experience the thrill of getting up close and personal with our flying farm animals.

It’s like a crazy dream come true, but in blocky pixel form.

Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

SubwayShoulderSlam Minecraft Server

Courtesy, Manners, Minecraft, public transportation, rude behavior, Server, shoulder slamming, subway etiquette, subway etiquette controversy, subway etiquette debate, subway etiquette discussion, subway etiquette guidelines, subway etiquette opinions, subway etiquette poll, subway etiquette rules, subway etiquette survey, subway etiquette tips, subway manners, subway passengers, subway rules, SubwayShoulderSlam

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	6759
Dragon Eggs Found:	8587	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to assert their dominance in the most hilarious ways possible! Are you tired of people not following basic etiquette, like letting passengers exit before boarding the subway train? Well, on our server, you can slam into those rude players with your virtual shoulder and show them who’s boss!

Join us for epic battles of subway etiquette, where you can shoulder your way to victory and leave your opponents cursing and questioning their life choices. Who knows, you might even become a legend for your daring subway maneuvers!

So come on, join our server and show the world that you’re not afraid to throw some virtual elbows in the name of good manners. Who’s side will Reddit be on? Join now and find out!

MommaMatchmakerNoMore

advice, Autonomy, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Decision making, disagreement, family, Interference, love life, Maturity, MommaMatchmakerNoMore, Mother, parental involvement, perspective, relationships, Respect, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Towns Built:	7	Buildings Constructed:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries and knows what you deserve? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to pair you up with anyone against your will! Just like how you shouldn’t interfere with your sister’s love life, we won’t interfere with your gaming experience. Join now for a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any unwanted matchmaking attempts. Trust us, it’s better than being set up with your mom’s friend’s son who has a weird obsession with llamas. Let’s keep it chill and game on!

Hero2Villain Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Corruption, Downfall, Ethics, Fame, Hero, Hero2Villain, History, iconic, INFAMY, leadership, Legacy, Minecraft, morality, power, Redemption, smp, tragic, transformation, Villain

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Emeralds Found:	1481
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, trust me bro. We got diamonds for days and creepers that do the floss dance, it’s wild.

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some cobblestone, when suddenly BAM, a wild Ender Dragon appears and starts breakdancing. And you’re just like, “what in the world is happening right now?” But hey, that’s just a regular Tuesday on this server, no biggie.

And the best part? We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted golden apples and Netherite armor. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.

So come join us on this crazy ride, where history is made and heroes turn into villains faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise. Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’re a real hoot.

ForgetMeNotCraft

acceptance, bad memory, coping mechanism, emotional baggage, erase memory, forget, ForgetMeNotCraft, forgiveness, healing, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, past, personal growth, regret, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, Therapy, traumatic experience

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	3500	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Buildings Constructed:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

If you could erase the memory of that time you accidentally punched a creeper instead of placing a torch, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is so epic, even Endermen are jealous of our building skills. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. So come join us and make some new memories that you’ll actually want to remember!

PetroCraft Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, colombia, extradition, foreign policy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humanitarian Aid, immigration, international relations, Latin America, migrants, Migration, Minecraft, petro, PetroCraft, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, Server, social justice, south america, US planes

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	125	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	2554	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Potions Brewed:	37	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Zombie Dances:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so, like, this server is like the wild wild west of minecraft servers, man. we got colombia’s petro running the show here, and he’s all like “no US planes allowed, bro.” it’s like a crazy rule, but hey, that’s just how we roll here.

if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some insane adventures. like, one time, we had a giant llama stampede that took out half the village. it was wild, man. and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken revolution. good times, good times.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as colombia’s petro, then this is the place for you. just remember, no US planes allowed.

BrazilianBlockBash

Backlash, Brazil, BrazilianBlockBash, controversy, criticism, current events, deportation, deportees, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, Government, HANDCUFFED, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, legal issues, News, Politics, south america, united states, US

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than a brazilian soap opera! we got deportees arriving in handcuffs, but don’t worry, we’ll give them diamond handcuffs in game!

our server is so lit, even brazil is slamming the US for not being as cool as us. join now and be part of the chaos, where anything can happen, from building a giant statue of a deportee to starting a riot in the virtual streets.

we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, so come on down and let’s make minecraft great again!

Upside Down Bite Force

adaptation, animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, animal movement, animal physiology, animal research, animal science, animal study, biomechanics, BITE, bite force, Evolution, force, gravity, gravity effects, jaw strength, physiology, predator, prey, Stronger, teeth, upside, upside down

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Enchantments Applied:	150	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	305	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so, like, on this server, we got this totally wacky feature where your bite force is, like, SUPER STRONG when you’re upside down. imagine being able to chomp on, like, a whole tree in one go just by hanging from your feet! join us for this insane upside-down biting action and dominate the server with your crazy strong jaws. plus, who wouldn’t want to see players swinging from trees like deranged monkeys trying to take down their enemies? come join the madness and see who can become the ultimate upside-down biter!

Aetherius

activities, aetherius, apply, bedrock, Boosters, Community, Discord, Dynmap, enjoyment, Events, Fun, Geyser, java, Join, Prizes, Raiding, SECURITY, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Aetherius Minecraft Server

Overview:

Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Compatibility	Java & Bedrock
Server Version	Updated with Minecraft updates

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the aim of the server?	The aim is to provide a fun and laidback environment for players to enjoy after a long day, with events, community building, and a welcoming atmosphere.
What platforms does the server support?	Both Java and Bedrock platforms are welcome on the server to promote community interaction and fun.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, there are ongoing and upcoming events such as building contests, PvE challenges, parkour courses, hide and seek, and more. Players can earn rewards for participating.
How can I join the server?	To join, you need to apply on the Discord server with a whitelisting process to ensure security and prevent raiding. Visit the Discord link provided to apply.
Are there any perks for supporting the server?	Players who support the server through server boosting on Discord receive monthly boxes with in-game goodies as a thank you for their support.
How often is the server version updated?	The server is updated with the latest Minecraft updates, including Geyser for Bedrock players, to provide the most current gameplay experience.

Apply today on our Discord server to be part of the fun and enjoy your stay!

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