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Sick Gamer’s Minecraft Server

#bedridden, #unwell, Feeling unwell, gamer health, Gamers, Gaming, gaming limitations, gaming restrictions, gaming while sick, gaming with illness, health, Illness, Minecraft, Play, Server, sick, sick day gaming, Sickness, too sick to play, too sick to play video games, unable to play, video game sickness, video games

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of being too sick to play video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have magical healing properties that will cure you instantly! Just log on and watch your illness disappear as you build, mine, and fight your way to victory!

Join us and experience the most epic battles with our custom mobs, including flying pigs and dancing creepers. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking sheep who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

ToxicIslandCraft

air pollution, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental inequality, environmental justice, environmental racism, environmental research, Great Salt Lake, HARMFUL, Hispanics, minority neighborhoods, Pacific Islanders, particulates, Pollution, public health, respiratory health, study, ToxicIslandCraft, Toxins, Winds

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Farms Harvested:	753
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the most wild parties! Our server is so lit that even Hispanics and Pacific Islanders are exposed to toxins from the Great Salt Lake, but don’t worry, we turn those toxins into POWER-UPS for your character!

Winds blow particulates from the drying lake into our server, but instead of harming you, they give you superhuman abilities like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes! Plus, our minority neighborhoods are actually the coolest places to hang out because you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next!

So if you want to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (literally), come join us and let’s have the time of our lives! Let’s turn those harmful particulates into EPIC adventures!

Minearchy: Where even the creepers vote democratically! 1.21 and counting…

#exciting, Active, Adventure, bedrock, Bedwars, Community, Counting, CREEPERS, democratically, Features, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, KitPvP, Lands, Minearchy, Minecraft, Minigames, Play, player, PORT, smp, Trailer, Vote, Website

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Towns Built:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Minearchy Server Overview

Server Type	SMP, Minigames
Version	1.20.6, 1.21

Hey Minecraft enthusiasts! Searching for an active server? Your Minecraft adventure starts here at Lands of Minearchy!

SMP

Dive into our vibrant SMP community packed with exciting features. Join our inclusive community, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out.

Minigames

Get ready for endless fun with our fantastic selection of minigames! From beloved classics like Prop Hunt to heart-pounding KitPvP and upcoming Bedwars – we’ve got it all covered.

Ready to Start? Dive in now!

Website: https://landsofminearchy.com Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmz_yOIkHFE IP: play.minearchy.com bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132)

We can’t wait to see you in-game! Cheers!

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server active?	Yes, our server is active and full of enthusiastic players!
What type of minigames do you offer?	We offer a variety of minigames including Prop Hunt, KitPvP, and upcoming Bedwars.
Can new players join the SMP community?	Absolutely! Our SMP community welcomes players of all levels of experience.
How can I connect to the server?	You can connect using the IP play.minearchy.com or bedrock.minearchy.com (port: 19132).

NoNoNo LOL Minecraft Server

Absurd, Amused, chuckling, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, funny, Hahaha, hilarious, humor, Humorous, hysterical, joking, LAUGHING, Laughter, lol, long tail, Minecraft, no, Nonono, Oh No!, Ridiculous, Server, silly

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mines Excavated:	4874	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Our server is so wild that the trees actually grow candy canes instead of leaves. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they ride around on giant chickens and speak in rhymes!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbow lasers out of its horn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, laugh-out-loud Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to stop saying “Oh no no no no no hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha”!

Vaquer’s WWE vs AEW Minecraft Server

aew, Airport, cm punk, Competition, contracts, Decision making, Giulia, Konnan, Minecraft, NXT deal, opportunities, Pay, Plans, professional wrestling, Server, talent, unorganized, Vaquer, Vaquers, wrestling, wrestling industry, wwe, WWE vs AEW

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1331	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Join our Minecraft server where Konnan and the boys are running the show! We have crazy stories like Vaquer choosing WWE over AEW because they pulled a CM Punk and didn’t pick her up from the airport. Plus, WWE has actual plans while AEW is just a hot mess. We even bumped up the pay to match what AEW was offering – it’s a super NXT deal! Start your adventure at our server and see what other wild tales await you!

ExWifeGriefNoRelief

Boundaries, brother, Communication Issues, competitive mother, custody arrangements, disrespectful behavior., Divorce, emotional manipulation, ENTITLEMENT, ex wife, ExWifeGriefNoRelief, family dynamics, family loyalty, Golden Child, lack of support, laughing at pain, overbearing mother, sibling conflict, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and mommy’s boys? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a safe haven away from overbearing moms and entitled brothers.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without any interference from competitive girlfriends or crying brothers. Our server is the perfect escape from family feuds and awkward custody discussions.

Join now and experience the freedom of creating your own virtual paradise, where you can laugh at your brother’s misfortunes without any judgment. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build and laugh together, away from the chaos of real life!

Crafty911 Minecraft Server

911 operator, call handling, Communication, compassion, Crafty911, crisis response, critical thinking, Decision making, dispatcher, emergency protocols, emergency services, emotional resilience., first responders, Job demands, mental health support, Minecraft, multitasking, patience, public perception, Public Safety, Server, Stress Management, teamwork

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4749
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Do you want to experience the thrill of being a 911 operator without all the pesky real-life consequences? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate emergency dispatcher!

Forget boring old emergencies like car accidents and house fires – on our server, you’ll be dealing with zombie invasions, creeper explosions, and even the occasional dragon attack! Think you have what it takes to keep your cool under pressure and save the day?

Join now and show the world that you’re the master of emergency response in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible!

CraftyPolitix

aggravating, Corruption, CraftyPolitix, current events, dishonesty, Frustration, Government, Incompetence, lack of accountability, leadership, Manipulation, Media bias, partisanship, polarization, Political Scene, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, public trust, Social Issues, special interests

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Tired of dealing with political drama and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle! Our server is a political-free zone where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild.

We’ve got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political debates that may try to infiltrate our server. And if you ever get bored, just hop on a flying pig and explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and mythical creatures.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the political madness behind. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted political discussions. What more could you ask for?

T90TankTumbleCraft

armored vehicles, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, Losses, military equipment, military tactics, military technology, putin, Putin’s army, russia, russian military, T-90M tanks, T90TankTumbleCraft, tank warfare, tracker data, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magic Items Found:	2670	Holy Grails Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where you can ride T-90M tanks and battle it out in a virtual Ukraine! Putin himself praised these tanks as the ‘world’s best’ but we got ’em all in our game, sorry Russia! Track data shows at least 100 tanks lost in our epic battles, so come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate tank showdown! Who needs real war when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?! Join now and show Putin who’s boss!

LightSpeedCraft

astronomical objects, Astrophysics, Black Holes, cosmic destruction, cosmic events, Destruction, exotic matter, gravitational pull, high-energy physics, hypothetical, light speed, LightSpeedCraft, matter, scientific theories, space phenomena, spacetime, theoretical astrophysics, theoretical concepts, theoretical physics, Universe, white holes

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2

yOu know what else is light-speed? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! it’s so fast, you’ll be mining diamonds before you even realize it!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha! our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

We have secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks on stacks of emeralds! Plus, our mods are like wizards, granting wishes and turning dirt into diamonds!

But beware, there are rumors of a hidden portal that leads to a land of dancing llamas and talking sheep! Are you brave enough to discover its secrets?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! And maybe the occasional exploding chicken… but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Hot & Cool Craft

alien world, Astronomy, atmosphere, celestial body, celsius, Cool, Craft, data, discovery, Evening, Exoplanet, Extreme Temperatures, fahrenheit, findings, Heat, hot, morning, research, Science, Space, Temperature

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Crops Grown:	1481
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

come join our minecraft server where we have mornings hotter than the sun and evenings cooler than your ex’s heart! we’ve got lava pits for swimming and ice caves for chilling. our mobs are so fierce they make the nether look like a daycare center. join us if you dare, but be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. so grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to insanity together!