🔥umpteenth Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

CraftyCreeper – Minecraft Server

bug tracker, CraftyCreeper, Dota 2, Dotabuff, esports, Game, general, guides, INFORMATION, Kissing dotards, League players, Lore, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Protracker, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, Updates, Wiki

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with kissing dotards and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where you can battle it out with legendary heroes from Dota 2, all while building your own epic creations in Minecraft. Who wouldn’t want to team up with Pudge or Crystal Maiden to take down creepers and zombies?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden lore and secrets waiting to be discovered. Unravel the mysteries of the Dota 2 universe while crafting your own story in Minecraft.

And if you’re a League player looking to expand your horizons, we’ve got you covered too. Our server is the perfect place to learn the ways of Dota 2 and show off your skills in a whole new world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate crossover of Dota 2 and Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The PastaCrafters Minecraft SMP

character creation, Community, COSPLAY, costume design, cultural appropriation, cultural exchange, cultural immersion, FANTASY, Gaming, historical reenactment, identity exploration, immersive experience, interactive experience, ITALIANS, larp, live Action Role Play, Minecraft, new worlders, PastaCrafters, role playing, simulation, smp, storytelling

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where all the new worlders are required to larp as Italians! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that pasta and pizza are the true keys to success in Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to roleplay as a pasta-loving, pizza-eating Italian mobster while building epic structures and battling creepers?

Join us for epic mobster turf wars where the winner gets to claim the best pizza joint in town. Or how about a spaghetti eating contest to see who can shovel down the most noodles before getting a food coma? And don’t even get us started on the epic quest to find the legendary meatball of power hidden deep within the mines.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner Italian mobster for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Mangia mangia! 🍝🍕

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

advice, Anon, Anonymity, choose one, Community, decision, Decision making, digital communication, Dilemma, forum discussion, internet culture, Minecraft, online forum, online interaction, Options, PALS, peer pressure, PIXEL, r9k, Server, social media, Support, tough choices, user engagement

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing!

2. Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

3. We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of spud-tacular power?

4. Our server is home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out rainbow-colored wool. It’s like a unicorn, but fluffier!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, you can only choose one anon…

Holomem Mama Minecraft SMP

balancing work and family, career, Company, company policies, family, family-friendly workplace, Fatherhood, holomem, holomems, Kids, MAMA, maternity leave, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenthood, parenting at work, paternity leave, Pregnancy, smp, work and kids, work and pregnancy, work-life balance, Working, working parents

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around our players! Join us if you want to be part of a community where holomems have been known to get pregnant and have kids while working on their epic creations. Who needs maternity leave when you can just build a nursery in your virtual world? And don’t worry, the babies are all pixelated so they won’t keep you up at night crying. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! (Disclaimer: No actual holomems were harmed in the making of this server)

No More Fanservice Minecraft Server

Anime, anime fans, anime industry, Censorship, content control, control, Entertainment, fan expectations, Fan Service, fanservice, list, long tail, Media, Minecraft, no more, regulations, restrictions, Server, Sorry., tags, television

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Are you tired of being bombarded with fanservice in every anime you watch? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have taken control of all anime and banned fanservice for good! No more awkward moments with your parents walking in at the wrong time – just wholesome, family-friendly content all day, every day.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing Endermen, you’ll never know what to expect around the next corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Nyan Cat, spreading joy and rainbows wherever it goes.

Join us on our server and experience a world where anime is pure, mobs are wild, and the adventures are endless. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Kino Minecraft SMP FF8 Intro Zoomers

Cinematic, classic, ff8, Final Fantasy, Gaming, generation gap, graphics, iconic, INTRO, Kino, long tail, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PlayStation, Retro, Rinoa, RPG, smp, Squall, storytelling, video games, zoomers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and engaging in intense dance battles with creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FF8 intro appreciation society, where we gather to discuss the finer points of Squall’s hair and Rinoa’s fashion choices. Zoomers may never understand, but we know that the FF8 intro is the pinnacle of cinematic achievement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your most outrageous ideas, because on our server, anything goes!

BreadSRV

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Discord Linking, Enchant, Friendly, Geyser, Homes, max enchant level, Minecraft, non roleplay, Plugins, rules, Server, Small, Storyline, Survival, uberenchant

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A small, friendly community. There are a few plugins on the server like discord linking, geyser for bedrock, a homes plugin (/home) and uberenchant (max enchant level is 10 in rules.) There is also a small NON ROLEPLAY storyline taking place here.

Join the discord to read the rules.

213.239.198.168:31496

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Cumming, Minecraft, Paradise, PIXEL, prostate awareness, prostate cancer, prostate cancer myths, prostate checkup, prostate concerns, prostate discomfort, prostate discomfort at night, prostate examination, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health tips, prostate inflammation, prostate issues, prostate pain, prostate pain relief, prostate problems, prostate symptoms, prostate treatment, Server, sexual health

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Are you tired of dealing with prostate pain and not being able to win at life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory.

Our server is so epic, it’s been known to cure prostate pain with just one click of the mouse. That’s right, forget about doctors and medications, all you need is a little bit of blocky fun to make that pain disappear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to have magical powers that can make you cum so hard, you’ll wake up the whole neighborhood at 3 am. Who needs sleep when you can have a prostate-pleasing, cum-inducing adventure right at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Prostate pain, prostate cancer, who cares when you’re having this much fun?

No Japanese Cuties in My Minecraft SMP

cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, Cuties, foreign partners, global relationships, international dating, japanese, Japanese cuties, Loneliness, longing, love, Marriage, marriage prospects, Minecraft, relationships, romantic ideals, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, traditional values, Virgin

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Are you tired of being a lonely virgin because there are no Japanese cuties in your country to marry? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of Japanese cuties just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! Join us and find your true love in the world of blocks and mobs. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a creeper as wingmen? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start your journey to happily ever after…or at least until someone steals your diamonds.

Why Not? Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Why, you ask? Because on our server, the pigs have laser eyes and the chickens can summon tornadoes with their clucks. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll here. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Star Shards Collected:	51	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ores Mined:	3183	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Items Found:	3088
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Potions Brewed:	178
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Emeralds Found:	4120
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

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