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BlockyBlackOps

black Americans, Black Lives Matter, BlockyBlackOps, firearm assaults, gun injury, Gun Violence, minority communities, Police Brutality, racial bias, racial demographics, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racial disparity in gun violence, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial profiling, racial statistics, racial violence, social justice, systemic racism, young Black men

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and the best community ever!

Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!

And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!

Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

America, class divide, Corruption, developing nation, Economy, education, global perspective, Government, Healthcare, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Politics, POVERTY, quality of life, realization, Redstone, revolution, Server, Social Issues, society, standard of living, systemic issues, third-world country

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	146	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of living in a third world country like America? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NCAA Athlete Game Minecraft SMP Madness

Anon, athlete, Game, hottest girl, long tail tags, madness, Minecraft, ncaa, NCAA Athlete Game, random school, Roster, smp, Sport, swim, tags, usc

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	904	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take school rivalries to a whole new level! Join us for some epic PvP battles and crazy building competitions inspired by the hottest girls on the USC Swim team.

Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.

But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.

So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!

AssGrabCraft: Sis’ BF Edition

advice, alcohol, anxiety, assault, AssGrabCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, Edition, family dynamics, Honesty, loyalty, pot stirring, reunion, shame, Sis, sister, Support, touchy feely, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Void Armor Forged:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of two estranged siblings reuniting after years apart.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

BlockyBoomers

acceptance, aging, aging gracefully, BlockyBoomers, coping, emotional well being, getting older, healthy habits, Life Changes, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Time management

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Items Found:	5876
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the harsh reality of aging and dive into a world of endless possibilities and blocky adventures! Our server is like a magical fountain of youth, except instead of drinking from it, you just log in and start building epic structures with your fellow players.

Forget about wrinkles and gray hairs, on our server, you can be forever young and carefree. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pixel world has anti-aging properties that will make you look and feel 10 years younger in no time! So why waste your precious time worrying about getting older when you can join our server and stay forever young? Trust us, your future self will thank you for it!

KimJongUnChonkRx

Government, health issues, health problems, Healthcare, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnChonkRx, leader, medical supplies, medication, Medicines, News, North Korea, north korean, obesity, Officials, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Pyongyang, seoul, Treatment, weight gain

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2324
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.

join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.

plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.

so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.

PokeCraft: Ideological Madness

Behavior, dark triad, divisive tactics, ideological, ideological poking, Link, madness, messages, offend, offensive behavior, personality traits, pokecraft, polarization, Political Climate, political opponents, political tensions, products, psychopathy, public display, research, US

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Animals Bred:	109	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we poke fun at political tensions by building giant statues of politicians doing ridiculous things! we have a special event where players can throw virtual pies at each other while screaming their favorite political slogans! be part of the chaos and show off your inner psychopath by joining us today! it’s like therapy, but with explosions and pixelated pigs!

Titan Remade

changes, classic, cosmetic, donor features, even, gameplay, Items, Minecraft, no benefit, pay to win, Prison, prison server, PvP, remake, Server, Titan Remade, TitanMC

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Emeralds Found:	9336
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Titan Remade is a remake of the classic prison server TitanMc, with a few changes. Mainly, we don’t support Pay To Win game mechanics around here. All items are obtained evenly through gameplay. If I ever do add any donor features they will have 0 benefit to gameplay and be completely cosmetic.

titan.letz.dev

LilBigCraft Minecraft Server

90s gaming, Adventure, BROWN, character design, classic, cult classic, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, lba, LBA2, LilBigCraft, Little Big Adventure, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remake, remake announcement, remake news, retro gaming, Server, Twinsen, Twinsen brown, video game

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crops Grown:	2307	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a world where Little Big Adventure meets Minecraft? Well, this server is the place to be! We’ve got Twinsen looking fly in his new brown outfit, ready to take on all the challenges that come his way.

Join us for epic quests, crazy adventures, and maybe even a dance-off with the Groboclones. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server? Plus, rumor has it that the magic ball has been replaced with a diamond pickaxe – talk about an upgrade!

So why wait? Come join us on this wild ride and let’s see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate hero of this wacky world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and laughter that awaits you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Let’s do this, gamers!

Minecraft SMP: BritsInBlocks

british animals, British countryside, british culture, british dogs, British heritage, british pets, british terriers, British traditions, british wildlife, BritsInBlocks, canine companions, dog behavior, Dog Breeds, dog care, dog enthusiasts, dog grooming, dog health, dog lovers, dog ownership, dog training, english dogs, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pets you can have are cats and wolves? Well, do we have the server for you – introducing the dog edition SMP!

Join our wacky world where every player starts off with their very own pack of 100 dogs. That’s right, 100 dogs! Watch as they follow you around, wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers, and even help you mine for diamonds (they’re trained like that, don’t question it).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Dog King, a giant corgi who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a dog yourself. Woof woof, baby!

So come on down to the dog edition SMP and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be sure to bring plenty of bones and treats – you’re gonna need ’em!