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Neckbeard Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the exclusive club of neckbeards! Our server is the only place where your facial hair will grow exclusively on your neck, making you the envy of all other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and emeralds, but only those with the most majestic neckbeards can gain their trust.

So come join us and embrace your inner neckbeard on our Minecraft server – where the neckbeards reign supreme and the llamas hold the secrets to Minecraft riches!

BizThePonyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2110
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even repeat the same trick twice without getting banned? Well, look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a house out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Why not! Our server is a lawless land of chaos and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

NeighborlyNomsGoneWrong

awkward situations, Communication, Community, community dynamics, Conflict Resolution, food sharing, food waste, gossip, hygiene, misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, neighborhood drama, neighborly behavior, NeighborlyNomsGoneWrong, peer pressure, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social exclusion, social norms, suspicion, trust issues

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your neighbors gossiping behind your back!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which flavor of virtual food to eat. Our community is filled with players who are just as awkward and socially inept as you, so you’ll fit right in!

Forget about real-life hygiene issues and embrace the virtual world of Minecraft where you can be whoever you want to be. Plus, if you accidentally throw away a virtual container, no one will judge you – we promise!

So come join us on our server and leave the neighborhood drama behind. Who needs nosy neighbors when you have virtual blocks to build with?

BoomerBlockz

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
New Chunks Explored:	934099	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you starting to like less the older you get? Join our Minecraft server and relive your youth with a community of players who never grew up! Build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and unleash your inner child in a world where responsibilities don’t exist. Our server is so addictive, even grandma can’t stop playing – she’s currently leading a llama army into battle against a horde of zombie villagers! So why wait? Join now and rediscover the joy of being a kid again, minus the bedtime curfew.

BackyardVirusCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Secret Passages Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chimeras Created:	1

so, like, you know how there’s this server that’s like, totally insane? well, get this, they found the COVID virus in common backyard animals in the US! like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, it’s all good because on this server, you can totally fight off the virus with your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor. join now and save the world from COVID-infected chickens and squirrels, because why not? it’s a wild ride, my dudes.

Mainland SMP

Active, Active players, Basic, Community, cooperative play, Essentials, fast growing, Grinding, limited plugins, Minecraft, minimal plugins, multiplayer, multiplayer server, Player Base, PvP, Rtp, Survival, Teams, traditional gameplay, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Villages Defended:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Mainland SMP

A fast growing minecrart server, where the focus is keeping the server as vanilla and basic as possible.

We have an active player base, and a lot of teams to join and grind with.

The server limits the use of plugins. We try to limit this because we want the server to be as vanilla as possible. The plugins we use are essentials (/home , /tpa), Teams and RTP!

168.100.163.7:25568

APEX SMP

1.18.2, 2HR, 30, APEX SMP, Chill, dm, Economy, English, java, Mini Games, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3588	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	40
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Java or Bedrock:**JAVA ONLY**

Version: **1.18.2**

Realm/Server/World: **Server**

Number of players: **30+**

Length of Play Session: **2hr+**

Gametype: **Economy/Chill/Survival**

Language: **English**

**DM**

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The Sanctum: Guaranteed to cure your block fever since 1.21! 21+ only, just like a fine wine.

Adults, Bases, BLOCK, cure, diamond-based economy, Discord, everyday life, Farms, Fever, Fine, gaming district, GUARANTEED, HermitCraft Inspired, likeminded people, Mature, Minecraft, modded server, Monitoring, Player Base, Relax, Relaxed, rules, sanctum, Server, Shop, shopping district, Vanilla, vanilla world, wind down, wine

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to Sanctum SMP!

We’re a mature, relaxed group of people looking to expand our player base. After having played together on a vanilla SMP and a modded server we are now a few months into our second vanilla world.

The server is Hermitcraft inspired, which means we welcome people to build nice bases and farms and open a shop in our shopping district. There are no shop plugins, it’s a diamond based economy. We have a few shops up already but there are plenty of opportunities for new endeavors. We also welcome everyone to think of and build games in a gaming district that has yet to be developed.

For a lot of us, Minecraft is a nice way to relax and wind down from the hassles of everyday life. That’s why we look for mature, likeminded people to join us. We’ve found that adults require less monitoring and that is exactly what we don’t enjoy doing. As long as you treat others like you’d like to be treated, pretty much anything goes. We have a 21+ age requirement because of that. A short voice chat interview is required before whitelisting.

Come check us out on discord, read our rules and ask for the interview if you think we’d be a good fit for you!

Discord Link

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join?	Players must be 21 years or older to join.
Is there a shop economy on the server?	Yes, the server uses a diamond based economy with no shop plugins.
Are there any server rules?	Yes, players are expected to treat others with respect and follow community guidelines outlined in the rules.
How can I join the server?	Players must first join the Discord server and undergo a short voice chat interview before being whitelisted.

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

BlockyBuddy, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of getting blocked by your online crush? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, there’s no blocking allowed! That’s right, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of getting ghosted by your virtual boo. Join us and never worry about getting blocked again – unless you build a giant statue of their face without permission, then all bets are off.

Minecraft SMP: 10/10 Millennial Approved

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the memes flow like water and the laughter never stops? Look no further than our server, where even millennials consider it a 10/10 experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, daring quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, and dance parties in the Nether with our resident zombie DJ. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist popping in for a quick game of spleef.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer ridiculousness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.