Ummm ok?? Minecraft SMP Expert

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe in teaching life lessons through virtual block-building! Join us if you want to learn that consequences exist and that therapy is the answer to everything. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters who will show you the true meaning of responsibility. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone learns the hard way!

Minecraft SMP: UmmmDabaDeeeDaDaaCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Votes:	3090	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sweeter than our candy is the chaos that ensues! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where the sugar rush never ends.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who offered to show them the way to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But little did they know, the treasure chest was guarded by a mischievous group of dancing creepers who challenged them to a dance-off for the loot. Let’s just say things got explosive!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a legendary unicorn roaming the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a sugar-filled adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas and dancing creepers – they’re always up to no good!

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dimension Hops:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

CraftyPickupLines

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

CraftyChemWarfare

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1400
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Ligma Craft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	847171	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Buildings Constructed:	25

LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

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Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dimension Hops:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mines Excavated:	4322	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Homage (23M)
Realm Type	Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
Add-ons	15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
Contact	Discord: homage2heezy
Age Restriction	18+ only

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
What addons are included?	Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	301187	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

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