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PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ores Mined:	3329	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	175	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ores Mined:	2438
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mines Excavated:	4938
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9042	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Love Letters Sent:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Star Shards Collected:	207	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchantments Applied:	120	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	7912	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	346647	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5884
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.