UMAMAE Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ThreadKiller Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Emeralds Found:	7678	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the only way to defeat them is by tickling their feathers with a feather duster! Or how about participating in our weekly llama rodeo, where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot in the most ridiculous places, like inside a giant pumpkin or under a lava waterfall.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

OshiCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, AMBITION, Anime, Competition, determination, dreams, friendship, hard work, Manga, Minecraft, Oshi no Ko, OshiCraft, Passion, perseverance, Rivalry, Server, sports, success, teamwork, The eyes of a winner, Training, Underdog, Victory

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Villages Defended:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Emeralds Found:	9404
Enchantments Applied:	177	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of being a loser in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is where winners are born! Join us and witness the power of the “eyes of a winner” as you dominate the virtual world like never before.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated landscape, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you continue your journey, you come across a group of friendly villagers who offer to trade with you in exchange for rare items like dragon eggs and nether stars. And just when you think it can’t get any better, you discover a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the mobs are all friendly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Eye of the Winner” – a mystical artifact that grants its wielder unimaginable power and fortune. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this eye will become the ruler of the server, with the ability to bend reality to their will and summon armies of loyal minions to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to wield the “Eye of the Winner” and become the ultimate champion of our crazy Minecraft world.

Minecraft SMP: /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #2023 – The Blocky Check-In

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Team Rocket EditionOP Template server where you can live out your wildest Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss fantasies.

Ever wanted to be like Charlie and rehabilitate demons in Hell? Well, now’s your chance! Build your own hotel and try to convince demons to check out into Heaven. Or maybe you’re more of a Blitzo type, running your own assassin business in the fiery depths of the underworld. With your trusty weapons specialist Moxxie, bruiser Millie, and receptionist hellhound Loona by your side, anything is possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane storylines, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of rabid ghasts. Join us for a chance to experience Hell like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Jump into the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our Hellish Minecraft world. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, babysitting responsibilities, blended family issues, boundaries with family, co-parenting struggles, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family resentment, Family Support, generational differences, parenting roles, refusing to help family, sibling rivalry, step-parenting challenges, stepfamily dynamics, stepsibling relationships

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics that make the Kardashians look tame.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, complete with a stepdad who expects you to call him “dad” but you just can’t bring yourself to do it. And don’t forget the stepsister who won’t let you near her baby but expects you to babysit on weekdays after school. It’s a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than an episode of Jerry Springer, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play Minecraft on our server and escape into a world of chaos and ridiculousness? Don’t be the odd one out, come join the madness today!

PixelPerfect SMP: Booty Blocks

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	204	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Oh, honey, on our Minecraft SMP, the most attractive feature on a person is definitely their ability to build a house that doesn’t look like a pile of dirt blocks stacked on top of each other! We’ve had some real winners come through here with houses that look like they were designed by a blind Enderman with no sense of style.

But hey, if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to show off your building skills and impress everyone with your architectural prowess. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of that special someone who can’t resist a good cobblestone castle.

So come on over and join us for some blocky shenanigans and maybe even find love in a world made of cubes. Just watch out for those creepers, they’re known for blowing up relationships faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

CheaterCraft: The Love Block Betrayal

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Star Shards Collected:	105	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	957	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of dating cheaters in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only cheating you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is filled with players who are loyal to their virtual partners and will never break your heart (or steal your loot). Plus, we have a special “Cheater Island” where all the unfaithful players are banished to live out their days in shame. So come join us for a drama-free dating experience and build your perfect virtual relationship without any sneaky surprises!

CraftyMicroMania

control issues, CraftyMicroMania, distrust, employee management., employee monitoring, Employee morale, Employee turnover, Helicopter bosses, leadership, leadership style, Lower productivity, management style, Mediocrity, Micromanagement effects, micromanaging, Staff disengagement, talent retention, toxic work culture, trust issues, work environment, workplace culture

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1465	Dragon Eggs Found:	9681
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we DONT micromanage you like those lame bosses do! we let you do your own thang and build the most epic creations without someone breathing down your neck!

we aint about that life of distrust and low productivity, we all about FUN and building cool stuff together! no turnover here, just a bunch of awesome peeps hanging out and creating amazing things!

so if you wanna escape the micromanagers and helicopter bosses of the real world, come join us and let your creativity run wild! we promise you wont regret it, unless you hate fun and epicness, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates fun and epicness?! not us, that’s for sure!

IslamCraft Minecraft Server

billion, cultural diversity, global religion, global unity, Islam, IslamCraft, Islamic beliefs, Islamic culture, Islamic faith, Islamic values, Minecraft, Muslim community, Muslim traditions, muslim unity, muslims, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious persecution, religious tolerance, Server, stop islam, world population

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6236
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Votes:	4243

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so epic, even over a billion Muslims can’t stop playing it? That’s right, our server is so addictive that not even the power of Islam can resist its charm! Join us for crazy adventures, insane building competitions, and a community that is as diverse as it gets. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it’s been declared a national treasure in 17 different countries. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the talk of the town!

GatorHuntinMinecraftSMP

Adrenaline, Adventure, alligator, CAMOUFLAGE, Dangerous, Florida, gator hunting, GatorHuntinMinecraftSMP, hunting, hunting gear, hunting tactics, hunting trip, lie still, Nature, outdoors, reptiles, stealth, Swamp, swamp life, Thrill, wildlife

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Votes:	196
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of gator hunting! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, here you’ll be dodging gators left and right while trying to stay alive.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tips and tricks to help you out. Like the time Jimmy tried to tame a gator and ended up riding it into battle against a horde of zombies. Or when Sally built a secret underground bunker filled with gator traps to protect her precious melon farm.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our gator-infested Minecraft SMP. Just remember, when you’re out gator hunting, you gotta lie real still…or else you might end up as lunch!

RentRage Minecraft Server

Boundaries, college student, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, coworker dynamics, emotional response, full schedule, Maturity, Minecraft, picking up shifts, rent struggles, RentRage, RESPONSIBILITY, retail job, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, shift coverage, Time management, unreliable coworkers, work ethic, work stress, work-life balance

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing school and work? Look no further, because on our server, we know the pain of dealing with unreliable coworkers like Katy and Jake.

Join our server and experience the satisfaction of telling off your lazy coworkers in a virtual world where you can escape the drama of real life. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show Katy and Jake who’s boss by being the most reliable player on the server.

Don’t let their excuses and guilt-tripping get to you, because on our server, you can focus on your own goals and achievements without being dragged down by their laziness. So come join us and unleash your inner boss while having a laugh at the ridiculousness of it all!

ChipThiefDoubleDate

Apology, awkward situation, Best Friend, Chip, ChipThiefDoubleDate, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dinner date, double date, EMBARRASSMENT, food etiquette, friendship, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, relationship, Restaurant, sharing, smoking area, Social Interaction, social norms, table manners

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	170	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crops Grown:	1740
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward double dates and never have to worry about someone touching your food again! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend’s girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts throwing cutlery at you for even daring to look at her plate. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any food-related attacks!

Embark on quests to find the legendary Curley fries that will bring peace to the land and unite all players in harmony. Or maybe just build a giant statue of a potato to show your dedication to the cause.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a double date gone wrong, all while building your own virtual world and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Don’t be the asshole, join us today!