🔥UMAMAE Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ThreadKiller Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mines Excavated:	4966	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	198	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the only way to defeat them is by tickling their feathers with a feather duster! Or how about participating in our weekly llama rodeo, where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot in the most ridiculous places, like inside a giant pumpkin or under a lava waterfall.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

World War 3: The Battle of Blocktopia

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

by the Council of Derp that this Minecraft server is the ultimate place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to a rare species of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon-loving diamond pigs!

2. The entire map is made up of edible blocks, so you can literally eat your way through the world. Just be careful not to get a stomachache from too much dirt and grass.

3. Our PvP arena is located on a giant trampoline, so you can bounce around while fighting your enemies. It’s like a battle and a bounce house all in one!

4. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. They may explode the dance floor every now and then, but hey, it’s all part of the fun!

5. The villagers on our server have been known to break out into spontaneous musical numbers, complete with choreographed dance moves. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a village flash mob!

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Pixel Peen Paradise: /PPP/

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	6299	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3951	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a brainwashing SRPG edition that will blow your mind (literally)! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing.

Imagine a world where you can battle it out in epic RPG battles while also being brainwashed to believe you’re a Minecraft chicken. That’s right, you’ll be clucking your way to victory in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also includes a special feature where you can unlock hidden abilities by doing the chicken dance in real life. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brainwashing). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

GF Quest Minecraft Server: Where Diamonds Aren’t the Only Thing You’ll Be Mining 😉

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mines Excavated:	2784
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
New Chunks Explored:	244600	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Guys, forget about finding a girlfriend in real life, join our Minecraft server instead! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that our server is actually a secret dating hub for all the single players out there! Just imagine, mining diamonds together, building epic structures side by side, and maybe even sharing a virtual kiss under the virtual sunset. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes with love and friendship. So don’t be scared if you hear strange hissing noises behind you, it’s just our friendly neighborhood creeper spreading the love!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player who joins our server gets a free pet dragon that will follow you around and protect you from any griefers or trolls. Who needs a guard dog when you have a fire-breathing dragon by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and find love, friendship, and maybe even a pet dragon! Just be careful not to get too distracted by all the fun and forget to eat, sleep, or go outside. Who needs real life when you have Minecraft, right?

SidekickCraft: Where the NPCs steal the spotlight!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Join us if you want to ride on a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT or participate in our annual llama fashion show. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of destiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCrafterz: Where you can mine diamonds or serve tables, your choice!

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can choose between receiving 10 million dollars or the chance to wait this table! Sounds like a tough decision, right? But trust us, waiting this table is the ultimate challenge that only the bravest Minecraft players can conquer.

Once you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the treacherous journey of waiting this table. Legend has it that those who successfully wait this table will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to be able to fly without wings? No problem. Want unlimited diamonds? You got it.

But beware, waiting this table is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to battle hordes of evil mobs, solve mind-bending puzzles, and navigate through deadly traps. Only the most skilled and determined players will make it to the end and claim their three wishes.

So what will it be? 10 million dollars or the chance to wait this table? Choose wisely, because on our server, the craziest adventures await those who dare to take on the challenge. Join us now and let the epic quest begin!

The Blocky Banter Brigade – No. 196122605 by Anonymous

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5627	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting rainbows out of their butts. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with exploding green creatures. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive diamond armor fashion show where Endermen strut their stuff on the runway. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

Ruins Hololive’s idol identity – LOLcraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Dimension Hops:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crops Grown:	3192
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because our server will RUIN Hololive’s idol identity! That’s right, we’ll make those virtual YouTubers wish they never even started streaming!

Join us as we embark on a quest to destroy VCRs and all things related to Hololive. Who needs cute anime girls when you can have a chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those JP girls who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

GuitarCrafters Minecraft: Where we shred on both axes and blocks!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Farms Harvested:	453
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft world sounding like a broken record? Well, look no further because our server has perfected the art of dialing in a guitar tone… in Minecraft! Join us and rock out with your block out as you shred through the pixelated landscape with the sickest guitar tones you’ve ever heard. Trust us, your ears will thank you for joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come jam with us and let the music of Minecraft fill your soul with joy and rockin’ vibes!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Star Shards Collected:	166
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Are you tired of dealing with browns and jews in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Our server is like a magical land where browns and jews don’t exist, only blocks and diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips. So why waste time dealing with real-life drama when you can join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and leave the browns and jews behind!

CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024 when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our server is so lit, we even have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now! Fight dragons, cast spells, and save the realm from evil alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters! 🔥

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions with our Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test! Explore new lands, meet new players, and conquer new challenges in a whole new world! 🌍

⚔️ Join our PvP Series 5 and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history! Fight for glory, honor, and the ultimate bragging rights! ⚔️

🏰 Need resources, a Free Company, or a Linkshell? Look no further! Our server has everything you need to thrive and conquer the Minecraft world! 🏰

🎉 Don’t miss out on our crazy meetups! From Cannibal Holocaust/JJK meetups to spooky club gatherings, there’s always something fun happening on our server! 🎉

🔮 And who could forget the legendary Orbonne Monastery MINE Run? Join the Crystal Party Finder and embark on a quest like no other! 🔮

🤣 Last time on /xivg/: Who knows what shenanigans went down? Join our server and create your own hilarious stories to share with the world! 🤣

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the adventure begin! Who knows what epic tales you’ll have to tell after your time on Dawntrail! 🌌🎮