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SadCraft2021

depression, Despair, emotional, emotions, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholic, Melancholy, Memories, Nostalgia, Pain, SadCraft2021, Sadness, Sensitive, sorrow, sorrowful, Tears, triggers

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	704
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in the real world? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can drown your sorrows in a virtual world of pixelated fun! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling creepers.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about feeling sad again, because our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. Need a pick-me-up? Just hop on our server and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the Nether.

So why waste your time feeling sad when you could be having the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

SinwarCraft – Not Your Average Cross-Dressing Server

Average, crossdressing, disguise, disguise techniques, dressed as a woman, elusive target, fugitive, Gaza Strip, gender disguise, Hamas Leader, hiding in plain sight, hiding tactics, intelligence reports, Middle East conflict, militant leader, Palestinian, political figure, secret identity, security threat, Server, SinwarCraft, undercover, Wanted Man, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where yahya sinwar is hiding in plain sight dressed as a woman! you never know when he will pop out and start building with you! maybe he will even challenge you to a build battle while wearing his fabulous dress! join now for the chance to meet this mysterious figure and uncover all the secrets he holds in our wacky world of blocks and pixels!

HiberCraft: Save Lives & Chill

Chill, critical care, DNP, donepezil, DRUG, drug repurposing, emergency medicine, emergency response, HiberCraft, hibernation-like state, Hospital, innovative treatment, life-saving intervention, lives, medical breakthrough, medical emergencies, medical innovation, organ damage, patient survival, repurposed, Save, save lives, suspended animation, time-sensitive treatment

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can literally go into suspended animation like you’re in a sci-fi movie? Well, guess what? Our server has got you covered!

We’ve got this crazy drug called Donepezil or DNP that can put you in a hibernation-like state, slowing down organ damage and giving you more time to reach the hospital in case of emergencies. Imagine being chased by a creeper and just popping a pill to go into suspended animation, giving you a chance to escape and come back to fight another day!

Join our server now and experience the wildest medical emergencies in Minecraft history! Who needs potions when you’ve got suspended animation drugs, am I right? Let’s save lives and have a blast doing it!

NaziHavenMC Server

anti-semitism, Aryan Nations, extremism, extremism in America, extremism in Idaho, far right, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, History, hyperborea, Idaho, Nazi haven, NaziHavenMC, neo-nazis, Northern Idaho, Pacific Northwest, racism, Server, white nationalism, white separatism, White Supremacy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Towns Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	59

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the idea of Nazis hiding out in northern Idaho? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about history. Join us and uncover the secrets of Hyperborea in northern Idaho – who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous ghostly figure. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado!

TroonityCraft SMP – BTFOrealm

Argument, BELIEF, BTFO, BTFOrealm, Christroons, Concept, criticism, debate, Debunked, deluding, disbelief, doctrine, FAITH, Habit, Insanity, Religion, response, skepticism, smp, theology, Trinity, TROONITY, TroonityCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	459894	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got players so skilled, they make Trinity look like a bunch of noobs. Christroons? More like Chri-sto-gone because they won’t stand a chance against our epic community.

Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the forces of good and the forces of…well, not so good. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything to come out on top, even if it means sacrificing their diamond armor in a lava pit.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your epic builds and insane PvP skills. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

MethCraftMILKickout

anger, baby, cut contact, danger, Date night, DAUGHTER, family, forgiveness, grandmother, harsh response, Help, horrible decision, MethCraftMILKickout, mother-in-law, ring doorbell, slip ups, smoking meth, Sober, Threats

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Buildings Constructed:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	8620
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law smoking meth on your front porch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make your family drama look like child’s play. We promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws smoking meth here (unless they’re role-playing, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of cutting off toxic family members while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? So come on, join us and leave the real-life craziness behind!

CreeperExGoneMad

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, controlling behavior, crazy ex, CreeperExGoneMad, emotional baggage, ex, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Jealousy, love gone wrong, Manipulation, moving on, possessiveness, red flags, relationships, Revenge, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment, warning signs

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4279
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	4747	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Animals Bred:	97
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of dealing with your crazy ex in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of your ex and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze full of traps to symbolize the emotional rollercoaster they put you through. Trust us, nothing is more therapeutic than pixelated revenge! Plus, rumor has it that your ex is also playing on the server, so you can finally settle the score once and for all in a battle to the death (in-game, of course). Join now and let the drama unfold!

CraftyTelegram Minecraft Server

Ban, Censorship, Communication, communication app, CraftyTelegram, digital rights, ENCRYPTION, Government, India, internet, investigation, legal action, messaging app, messaging platform, Minecraft, privacy, regulatory scrutiny, SECURITY, Server, social media, Technology, Telegram, user data

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

so, this server is like a wild ride through a land of blocky chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. yes, you heard that right, CAKE.

if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a diamond block. oh, and did i mention that our spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that plays dubstep remixes of classic minecraft tunes?

so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

CraftyCreeperClan

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClan, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, political strategy, regional dynamics, response, retaliate, SECURITY, strike, Tension, US

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Magic Items Found:	7607	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. we got, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

and get this, dude, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s totally legit, i swear.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, join our server now before iran retaliates or something. you won’t regret it, bro. it’s gonna be lit.

CovidCraft: Populist Pandemonium

adoption, Anti-establishment, Attitudes, Beliefs, conspiracy mentality, Covid-19, CovidCraft, Economy, INDIVIDUALS, left wing, less-educated, pandemic, Pandemonium, Political, populist, Psychology, societal threats, society, Stronger, threatened, Views, Women

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1685
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil establishment with our pickaxes and swords! if you’re tired of society’s bs, this is the place for you! we predict conspiracy theories and fight off covid-19 with our virtual blocks! women, less-educated peeps, and left-wingers are our strongest warriors, so come join the rebellion! let’s show the establishment who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!