ultrakill mechanics guide Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ShowerCraftVIP

body odor, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, discomfort, emotional intelligence, hygiene, Intimacy, misunderstanding, oral sex, partner, personal space, relationship, Respect, self-care, self-consciousness, sensitivity, sex, shower, ShowerCraftVIP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5851	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Votes:	244

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

Behavior, child behavior, child outcomes, children’s development, controversy, discipline, discipline techniques, effects, Impact, long-debated, negative effects, overstated, parenting, Parenting styles, physical punishment, Psychological, research, researchers, SpankCraft, spanking, study

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	116
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	19673

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

achievement, attraction, birth rate, birth rate collapse, Cheap, China, created, export, fact, feeling, fembots, height of feat, human touch, long-lasting, low attraction, Minecraft, sad, Server, sex robots, sex toys, Technology, technology feat, Trust, trustable

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Villages Defended:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

ai, Assistance, Based, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, nlp, Peter, Peter was so based, phrases, smp, tags, Technology, text analysis, Tools, virtual assistant

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
New Chunks Explored:	548939	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Votes:	2842
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8826
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8448	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

FreebieCraft

bargain hunting, discount shopping, dream shopping, endless shopping, Exclusive shopping, free for all, Free shopping, FreebieCraft, limited time offer, luxury shopping, once in a lifetime opportunity, Retail paradise, retail therapy, Shop till you drop, Shopping bonanza, Shopping extravaganza, Shopping fantasy., shopping spree, Splurging spree, ultimate shopping experience, Unlimited shopping

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!