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Speedy Summer Break Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with one problem after another? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life! Instead of dealing with government agencies and jobless places hounding you, you can focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

Forget about procrastinating on applying for education or jobs, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, coolest castle you can imagine. And don’t worry about missing housing opportunities, because on our server, you can create your own dream home without any deadlines or stress.

Say goodbye to the tiring grind of adulting and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

RacistCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5084	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diversity is celebrated and racism is not tolerated! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds.

Our server is like a Star Wars galaxy, with players from all races and backgrounds coming together to create an awesome community. Just like in “The Acolyte”, we embrace diversity and welcome everyone with open arms.

If you’re looking for a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any racist nonsense, then this is the server for you. Plus, we have special events where you can battle it out with lightsabers and blasters – it’s a blast!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s show the world that inclusivity and fun go hand in hand. And remember, just like in real life, having Will Smith as your favorite actor doesn’t mean you can’t be racist – sorry, not sorry!

NoPlaceLikeHome Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6589
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no adventures or excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us on our server where you can escape to a world where you never have to worry about living in a country you hate. Our server is so amazing that even the most boring countries in the world would envy it!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home on a floating island made entirely of candy, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and even befriend a talking llama who gives you hilarious life advice.

So why settle for living in a country you hate when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest and craziest dreams? Come join us and experience a world like no other!

Blocktopia: Can’t Live Without It

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	190
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13

What’s one thing you can’t live without? Our Minecraft server, of course! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on epic quests to find the elusive Diamond Chicken and become the richest player in all the land. Trust us, you won’t want to live without this Minecraft server in your life!

CyprusCraft50: Splitting Blocks & Celebrating!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	233
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

LOL u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like that time Cyprus got split in half but way more fun! u can build ur own crazy world and pretend ur a cyborg warrior fighting for peace or something. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where the zombies are the DJs. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

BabyFaceCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5403
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Towns Built:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where infants can level up their face perception skills while smelling their mother’s odor! between 4 and 12 months is the prime time to join and level up your baby brain. become the ultimate baby face recognizer and dominate the server with your superior sniffing skills. join now for a whiff-tastic time!

KurdCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Are you a fan of building pixelated pyramids in the name of Kurdistan? Do you dream of riding into battle on a llama while waving the Kurdish flag high? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and help us create a virtual Kurdistan where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Fight off creepers in the name of Kurdish independence and build a virtual nation that would make even the most seasoned Minecraft player say, “Wait, what?”. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey to create the most pixelated Kurdistan the world has ever seen!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchantments Applied:	74

Are you tired of waking up feeling like a loser every day? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those loser vibes behind! Our server is filled with hilarious roadkill antics, crazy habits like building houses out of possums, and a tagmap that will have you saying “haha, I hate myself” in no time.

Join our Steam group, Posshouse, for even more ridiculousness and don’t forget to hop on our server at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a funny way)!

BabyBlockin’AITAH

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries and respects your decisions? Look no further! Our server is like that cool aunt who knows when to give you space and when to join in on the fun. Just like how this nurse sister should have respected her sister’s wishes during childbirth, we respect your wishes in-game too!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that knows the importance of consent. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen. Trust us, it’s a wild ride!

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And hey, if you see the nurse sister around, tell her she’s missing out on the best Minecraft server in town!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ores Mined:	5088	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	289
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of your kids hogging all the diamonds in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because our server has a strict “no kids allowed” policy! That’s right, you can finally build that epic castle without little Timmy stealing all your resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a friendly creature that gives out free enchanted gear to all new players. Plus, our Nether is filled with friendly zombie pigmen who will trade you rare items for just a few blocks of dirt.

So why are people becoming reluctant to have children? Because they know that once they join our server, they’ll never want to leave! Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had.