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CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Emeralds Found:	3960	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, Corruption, CraftyRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, FEARS, Government, Hiding, HUMAN RIGHTS, Life, Minecraft, opposition leader, persecution, Politics, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, south america, threat, Venezuelan

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magic Items Found:	3702	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

blinken, González, overwhelming evidence, Presidential election, Secretary of State, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

66.70.180.118:26216

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Towns Built:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	67	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Emeralds Found:	6713	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Astral Projections Made:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	6261
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Emeralds Found:	1498
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, attractiveness, Beautiful, beauty, BeautyIsBlocky, Character, definition, Individual, inner beauty, Minecraft, opinion, outer beauty, Perception, person, Personality, perspective, physical appearance, Qualities, smp, Standards, Subjective, Traits, Unique

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to let your inner goofball shine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that). Our community is made up of the most beautiful people in the world – and by beautiful, we mean people who can pull off wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig into battle.

Not convinced yet? Well, let us tell you about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether? Yeah, things get pretty wacky around here.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can be your weird and wonderful self, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a creeper costume.

CraftyComforts

bad day, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort snacks, coping mechanism, CraftyComforts, emotional eating, Emotional support, favorite dish, food cravings, food therapy, go to, guilty pleasure, indulgence, pick me up, self-care, soul food, stress eating, stress relief, treat yourself

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mines Excavated:	4640	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a warm, gooey bowl of mac and cheese for your soul! Join us and experience a world where griefers turn into fluffy bunnies and trolls are transformed into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old cow pies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon strips grow ripe for the picking.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be hanging out with Diamond Cows and harvesting bacon from trees? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!