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Crafty Commute Pay Time

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! like, imagine if u could ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks!

plus, on this server, commuting time is like, legally considered paid work hours, so u can spend all day building ur dream minecraft world without worrying about ur boss getting mad at u for being late! it’s like a dream come true, man!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters just waiting to be conquered. u gotta be there to experience it all, dude. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

Lucky Star Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, Characters, comedy, Friends, high school, humor, japanese animation, Japanese culture, Kagami Hiiragi, Konata Izumi, kyoto animation, Lucky, Lucky Star, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, Miyuki Takara, Otaku, pop culture, school life, Server, slice of life, star, Tsukasa Hiiragi

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4528
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa, and Miyuki from Lucky Star are the rulers of the land, leading epic quests and battles against evil mobs.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Konata, the ultimate gaming master, as she leads you on daring raids to collect rare loot. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a building competition against Kagami, the queen of perfectionism, who will stop at nothing to create the most epic structures in all of Minecraft.

But beware, Tsukasa’s adorable charm may lull you into a false sense of security before she unleashes her secret weapon – a horde of killer bunnies that will attack anyone who dares to challenge her rule. And don’t even get us started on Miyuki, whose intelligence and resourcefulness will have you questioning if she’s secretly a Minecraft genius in disguise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of Lucky Star like never before. Who knew that a bunch of anime girls could make Minecraft so much fun?

Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

Actors, Brazilians, carrying, Compared, Corpses, dead grandfather, Experience, flop around, Hit, human body strength, Indians, Minecraft, overestimate, pretending, ragdolls, rdr2, Realistic, realistic ragdolls, Shooting, smp, source, strength, Trains, Videos

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Votes:	5787	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

PikaSMP – Which Pokemon are you?

#pikachu, ash ketchum, bulbasaur, Charmander, eevee, fictional creatures, gyarados, jigglypuff, mewtwo, personality quiz, PikaSMP, Pokeball, pokemon, Pokemon character, pokemon fan, Pokemon quiz, pokemon trainer, pokemon world, Snorlax, squirtle, team rocket, video games

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Votes:	8329

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild Pokemon battle! Choose your starter Pokemon (I mean Minecraft skin) and embark on a journey to become the ultimate Pokemon trainer… I mean, Minecraft player!

Join us and experience crazy battles with other players using your trusty pickaxe and sword. Will you be a Pikachu, zapping your enemies with lightning-fast PvP skills? Or maybe a Charizard, breathing fire on anyone who dares to challenge you?

But beware, there are legendary Pokemon… I mean, players on this server who will stop at nothing to become the very best, like no one ever was. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your place as the ultimate Pokemon… I mean, Minecraft master?

So come on, join us and let’s catch ’em all… I mean, mine ’em all!

ToonCraft: Childhood Nostalgia

90s kids, animated films, animated series, animated shows, animation, beloved characters, cartoon characters, Childhood, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood tv, classic cartoons, Entertainment, favourite cartoon, growing up, kids tv, long tail tags, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, ToonCraft, tv shows

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	2421
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Remember that feeling of excitement you got when you watched your favorite cartoon as a kid? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like stepping into a real-life cartoon world, where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always smiling. Join us and relive your childhood in the most epic way possible – by building your own cartoon-inspired creations and battling it out with other players in wacky mini-games. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your childhood dreams are just a click away!

PrisonCraft177

CASUALTIES, Conflict, deaths, human rights violations, inhumane treatment, international law, Loss, Military, PrisonCraft177, prisoners, prisoners of war, russia, Russian captivity, Tragedy, tragedy in Russia, tragedy in Ukraine, tragedy of war, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	134
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Log Boss Minecraft Server

achievement, Boss, challenge, determination, Endurance, greater, log, long tail, mindset, Minecraft, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-belief, self-confidence, self-discipline, Server, strength, success, Willpower

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

alex, alex jones, conspiracy theories, controversial statements, controversy, defamation, Ethics, First Amendment, free speech, Jones, Journalism, lawsuit, Legal, Media, media coverage, Minecraft, Misinformation, News, opinion, public figure, public opinion, sandy hook, smp, social media, wrong

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Emeralds Found:	761	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Animals Bred:	40	Secret Passages Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee

adult behavior, adult supervision, alcohol awareness, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, alcohol-related incidents, dangerous situations, designated driver, driving under the influence, drunk driving, guarantee, Impaired judgment, intoxicated passengers, irresponsible behavior, late night driving, mature drinkers, moms, oktoberfest, Parental Responsibility, party behavior, Public Safety, service, taxi, taxi service, vomit

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP

achievement, cello, Dedication, dream, drums, Flute, Goal, guitar, InstaJammin, INSTANT, Master, Minecraft, Music, musical instrument, Passion, piano, Practice, Saxophone, skill, smp, talent, Trumpet, Violin

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you ready to become a pro player and dominate the virtual world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar! Imagine shredding on a diamond guitar, banging on a obsidian drum set, or even playing a creeper piano (watch out for those explosive notes!).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Enderdragon band, who perform epic concerts every Saturday night. Get ready to headbang with the best of them and show off your musical skills to the whole server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and become the musical master you’ve always dreamed of!