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TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels

clinicians, cumulative hardships, depressive symptoms, early-life trauma, end-of-life pain, final years, Loneliness, Pain, parents, Patients, physical abuse, pixels, TraumaCraft, Treatment

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Smoking Cigarettes Minecraft Server

10. Australian cigarette laws, 11. Nicotine intake, 12. Smoking habits, 13. Inhaling smoke, 14. Cigarette prices, 15. Smoking regulations, 16. Lung health, 17. Smoking misconceptions, 18. Chain smoking, 19. Vodka and smoking, 2. Nicotine addiction, 20. Throat irritation., 3. Smoking techniques, 4. Bali holiday, 5. Cigarette brands, 6. Camel Blue cigarettes, 7. Indonesian cigarettes, 8. Nicotine levels, 9. Health risks of smoking, cigarettes, Minecraft, Server, smoking, smoking cigarettes

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Enchantments Applied:	185	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Potions Brewed:	48
Mines Excavated:	2354	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of smoking cigarettes the wrong way? Come join our Minecraft server and learn the proper technique from our smoking experts! We promise a nicotine hit that will blow your mind, just like that first cigarette in Bali. Our government-approved method will have you inhaling like a pro in no time. Plus, our virtual cigarettes are way cheaper than $32.95 a pack, so you can puff away guilt-free. Trust us, after a few rounds on our server, you’ll be feeling as good as if you drank dogshit vodka. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience – join us now!

Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Minecraft SMP Sicko Minecraft SMP Cuck Minecraft SMP Talk Minecraft SMP Findom Minecraft SMP Looking Minecraft SMP Maybe Minecraft SMP With Minecraft SMP To Minecraft SMP And Minecraft SMP.

BDSM lifestyle, Beta, Betas, cuck, dominant women, fetish community, fetish exploration, fetish roleplay, fetish talk, financial control, financial domination, financial slaves, findom, kinky conversations, Loli, miiseyle, Minecraft, online domination, paypig, paypigs, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, submissive paypigs, taboo desires, Talk

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	7756	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	253	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Chimeras Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we specialize in findom talk with paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks! Our community is so wild that even the creepiest loli enthusiasts feel right at home. Tag along with miiseyle and embark on a journey filled with outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

BlockBreakersUnited

BETRAYAL, BlockBreakersUnited, boundaries crossed, Cheating, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, ending a friendship, ending a relationship, incompatible values, Infidelity, irreparable damage, lack of communication, lack of trust, last straw, Manipulation, moving on, neglect, toxic behavior, Ultimatum

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Are you tired of your friends stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond stealing” policy! We even have a special jail for anyone caught red-handed with stolen diamonds – complete with a diamond-encrusted cell door!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Breakup Island” – a place where players can send their ex-friends or ex-lovers to live out their days in isolation. Rumor has it that the only way to escape is by crafting a diamond ring and proposing marriage to the nearest creeper!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond-related shenanigans, then join us today! Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a blocky pig named Porkchop.

BlockBlasters – LebanonEdition

airstrikes, Beirut, BlockBlasters, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, escalation, Heavy strikes, international relations, Israel, Lebanon campaign, LebanonEdition, MIDDLE EAST, Military, political tension, TURMOIL, Unrest, violence, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit dat even Beirut is shakin’ from da heavy strikes! Israel be expandin’ their campaign in Lebanon, but who cares bout dat when u can be playin’ on dis epic server, amirite?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodgin’ virtual bombs while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers like a boss. Plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock secret powers dat will make u the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane server and let’s show Beirut who’s really in charge!

VapeCrafters: Young Adult Edition

“Youth, 18-24-year-olds, addiction, Adult, Adults, Behavior, e-cigarettes, Edition, england, health, nicotine, non-smokers, Prevention, public health, Rise, smoking, statistics, tobacco, trends, VapeCrafters, Vaping, vaping culture, young, young adults

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server ever? We got a sharp rise in vaping among young adult non-smokers, like, whoa! One million adults in England started vaping even though they never smoked regularly. And get this, most of them are young adults! Like, 1 in 7 18-24-year-olds who never smoked regularly are now vaping on our server. It’s a total vape nation up in here! Join now for a smokin’ good time!

Not Hermitcraft, Just Some Lonely Crafter [110% Vanilla Fun] JOIN NOW! 1.21.1

1.21.1, application, Builds, collaboration, Community, crafter, Discord, discord server, england, Events, Fun, gallery, hermitcraft, Join, last life, London, lonely, Movie Nights, party games, previous builds, progress, Redstone, Reset, server info, smp, soft reset, Uhc, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	37	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to NotHermitcraft!

Description	NotHermitcraft is a community-driven Vanilla SMP, and we’re recruiting for new members to join our 4.5th season! NHC has been around since 2019 and has grown into a friendly community of all sorts of players – redstoners, builders, role-players and more.
Server Info	Version: Java 1.21.1 Server Location: London, England Type: Vanilla SMP
Rules	No swearing or you have to put a diamond in the Swore Jar – we want the server to be wholesome like Hermitcraft. Be cool to one another. No griefing, hacking, x-raying, duping, glitching etc. No ‘adult’ content / discussion etc since there are younger players around.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join NotHermitcraft?

You will find the Application Form in our Discord server, click here.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Apart from the usual NHC events, we also host other events through Discord – like Last Life and UHC, movie nights and party games!

What happens during a Soft Reset event?

A Soft Reset event means everyone stores their inventories and joins a new adventure with a collaboration theme to encourage working together with different players. The Season 4 world is almost 2 years old with no plans to reset, preserving your progress.

Are there age restrictions on the server?

We have players from ages 14 to 50ish from various locations around the world, with a diverse mix of gender identities and abilities. We aim to create a welcoming community for players of all backgrounds.

What are some of the server rules?

Some of the key rules include no swearing, being respectful to others, no griefing or hacking, and refraining from ‘adult’ content or discussions due to the presence of younger players.

5 To Bun Minecraft Server

5tobun, adaptation, Anime, Board, bun, comedy, Community, discussion, Fans, Japan, loving it, Manga, Minecraft, New Movie, Popular, Quintuplets, romance, school life, series, Server, sisters, Yotsubest lovers

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mines Excavated:	2624
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding.

Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon wears a top hat and monocle while sipping tea. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they have their own reality TV show where they gossip about who has the best potato farm.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yotsubest lovers, who have built a shrine to their favorite anime character out of diamond blocks. And rumor has it, if you find all the hidden treasure chests on the server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server this wild and crazy?

Damaged Body Part Minecraft SMP

Body, body part, damaged, damaged body part, dark knight rises, Early, establish, Far.., Good movie, Hollywood, look down, Minecraft, Movie, moviewhy, Nonsensical, normies, part, REST, Sell, SELLING, smp, wrestling

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But be careful, because the winner gets to sell a damaged body part on the black market for diamonds!

Forget about boring old server rules, here we thrive on madness and mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness).

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a few accidental deaths. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen.

CraftyGazaWarStopper

arms deliveries, arms trade, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyGazaWarStopper, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza War, GLOBAL RESPONSE, halt, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, military support, peace negotiations, political pressure, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we be buildin’ and survivin’ like there’s no tomorrow! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers droppin’ sick beats!

our server is so lit, even Macron called us up and was like “yo, stop deliverin’ arms to Israel and come play on dis server instead!” true story, bro.

we got secret underground bases, diamond armor for days, and a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon!

so what you waitin’ for? come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together! #blockparty #minecraftmadness #gazawarwho?