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Granny’s Cash, Not Mom’s!

beauty school expenses, brokerage account, Cash, familial responsibilities, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial independence, financial obligations, Financial Planning, grandma’s will, Grannys, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance laws, legal rights, moms, money management, Money Matters, personal finance

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Looking for a place to escape family drama and inheritance battles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no talk of money or wills.

Forget about paying off beauty school debts or funding your mom’s travel dreams – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds and emeralds. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make friends with fellow players who won’t ask you for a loan.

Who needs a big inheritance when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join us today and leave the real world drama behind – after all, grandma would want you to have fun!

NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

alternative entertainment choices, anti-gaming sentiment, gaming culture critique, gaming disinterest, gaming industry criticism, gaming preferences analysis, lack of interest in gaming, Minecraft, non gamers, non-gamers community, non-gamers opinions, non-gamers perspective, non-gaming hobbies, non-gaming lifestyle, NoobzBegone, reasons for avoiding video games, reasons for not playing video games, smp, video game aversion, video game critics, video Game Debate, video game skepticism

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Food Fight Frenzy

culinary offerings, dining experience, Fight, Food, food comparison, food debate, food opinions, food preferences, food preferences debate, food presentation, food quality, food satisfaction, food service, food standards, food taste, Frenzy, hospital food, institutional food, meal quality, meal variety, menu options, nutritional value, Prison food

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Farms Harvested:	965
Zombie Dances:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Void Gems Collected:	36
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Animals Bred:	101
Ores Mined:	4600	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of boring old prison food in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up hospital food that will have you feeling like a gourmet chef! Our chefs have mastered the art of crafting delicious virtual meals that will have you drooling in your pixelated helmet. Plus, rumor has it that our hospital food comes with magical healing properties that can cure any Minecraft ailment. So say goodbye to bland prison slop and hello to a culinary adventure like no other! Join our server now and taste the difference for yourself!

NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

APSR study, democrats, government subsidies, Govt, great depression, hire workers, New Deal, NewDealCraft, Private, private sector employment, pwa, Subsidies, voter support, WPA

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Astral Projections Made:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ

PukeCraft Server: Stain Test!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain white carpet? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and colorful as a rainbow puke stain on your favorite rug!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing if a carpet stain is permanent or not. Our server is so chaotic that even stomach acid puke can’t leave a permanent mark – it’s like magic!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of insanity and unpredictable stains. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Just remember, the crazier the stain, the better the fun!

VidyaTomboySMPQueen

badass girls, diverse representation, Empowering Women, favorite characters, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Protagonists, fictional crushes, gamer girls, Gaming, Gaming Community, Girl Power, love, strong female leads, Strong Women, tomboy style, Tomboys, video game crushes, video games, vidya, VidyaTomboySMPQueen

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7550
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Towns Built:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident vidya tomboy, Sally. She’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle in the blink of an eye and slay dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, she’s always up for a good laugh and loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate their combat skills.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

SobrietySass Minecraft Server

alcohol consumption, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Character, Communication, Cultural differences, Decision making, defending dignity, Disrespect, Drinking, family dynamics, judgement, Minecraft, Nigerian parents, overreaction, personal choices, relationship issues, Self Respect, Server, sobriety program, SobrietySass, Trust

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no judgment for your virtual drinking habits! Unlike some boyfriends and their ultra-strict Nigerian parents, we believe in letting you enjoy a nice bottle of virtual wine whenever you please.

Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships where your choices are questioned and your character is doubted. On our server, you can drink as much virtual wine as you want without anyone telling you to cut back.

And if you ever feel like joining a sobriety program just to prove a point, we support you all the way! Because here, we believe in having fun and enjoying yourself without anyone making you feel bad about it.

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the place to be for a good time and a good laugh. Who needs Ibiza when you have a virtual world to explore? Join us now and let the fun begin!

BabyBlockerMC

acknowledge, aita, Attention, baby, BabyBlockerMC, Bandwidth, blank expression, food court, Grandma, ignoring, Miserable, noise maker, Rude, Upset, upset grandmother, upset lady, Work Day

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward encounters with judgmental grandmas? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the side-eye of disapproving elders while you build your dream world. Our server is grandma-approved, but only if you’re not “fucking miserable” like the grandma at the food court. So come join us and leave the judgment behind!

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ores Mined:	6554
Villages Defended:	14	Animals Bred:	137
Runes Activated:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity of a server where the only rule is to have fun! Our community is full of wacky characters and insane builds, from a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. The best advice we can give you is to buckle up and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

SatMorningNostalgia

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	110
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Remember waking up early on Saturday mornings to catch your favorite cartoons? Well, imagine if those cartoons came to life in Minecraft form on our server! Join us for a wild ride through a world where Spongebob builds houses out of pineapple, Pikachu mines for diamonds, and Scooby-Doo solves mysteries in the creepiest dungeons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced nostalgia like this before! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Saturday Morning adventure like no other!