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TyreCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got senior Hamas members and UNRWA staffers getting killed in Tyre! It’s like a real life drama show but in Minecraft form, yo! Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even witness some epic battles and crazy plot twists. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the action!

X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ores Mined:	944	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

lol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths

Crafty Misinfo Masters

Communication, correcting misinformation, Crafty, fact-checking, information sharing, Masters, Misinfo, Misinformation, misinformation consequences, misinformation correction, misinformation culture, misinformation spread, peer pressure, public perception, social acceptance, social behavior, social interactions, social media, social norms, societal norms, societal pressure, Truth, truth-seeking

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	216
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

hey u! u like minecraft? u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? well u gotta join dis server! we got dragons that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that can do the macarena! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground dance party with skeletons and creepers? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Moon Chill Zone

atmospheric conditions, Chill, climate change, Covid-19, data analysis, Drop, effects, environmental impact, findings, Global, Lockdown, Lunar surface, Moon, pandemic, research, scientific study, Space, space exploration, study, surface temperature, Temperature Changes, Zone

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9636
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties on the moon!! 🌕🎉 our server is so poppin’ that even the moon’s surface temperature dropped cuz everyone was too busy partying with us 😂🚀 join now and experience the coolest (literally) minecraft server in the universe! plus, rumor has it that aliens love to play on our server too 👽🎮 don’t miss out on the intergalactic fun, join us today! #moonparty #minecraftmadness #alienapproved 🌌🌠

Evil Doctors Minecraft Server

alternative treatments, doctor-patient relationship, DOCTORS, Evil, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, long term medication, Medical advice, Medical Ethics, medication, medication side effects, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, Minecraft, patient care, pharmaceuticals, psychiatric medication, Server, ssri

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the wildest place ever. You go on there and the players are all doctors, but not just any doctors, they’re like, super smart doctors who know all about medications and stuff.

> And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you mention SSRIs, they’ll all start debating with you about how bad they are and why you shouldn’t take them. It’s like a battle of wits, but with medication instead of swords.

> And the best part is, if you can convince them that SSRIs are bad, they’ll give you special in-game perks or something. It’s like a quest within a quest, man. So if you’re looking for a server where you can argue with doctors about medication while building epic structures, this is the place for you. Join now and see if you can outsmart the smartest players around!

Why Are AEW Fans So Angry All The Time Minecraft SMP

aew, Angry, Behavior, Community, controversy, criticism, emotions, Entertainment, fanbase, Fans, Frustration, Minecraft, Negativity, ONLINE, Opinions, passionate, reactions, smp, social media, Time, wrestling

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Votes:	8451
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Are you tired of being surrounded by angry AEW fans all the time? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a haven for AEW fans who just can’t seem to catch a break in the real world. Here, you can release all that pent-up anger by building giant statues of your favorite wrestlers and battling it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out in intense one-on-one battles for the chance to win rare in-game items. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even take on the server’s resident Ender Dragon in a death-defying boss fight.

So why waste your time being angry in the real world when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let loose in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities? Join now and let the fun begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Emeralds Found:	7092
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchantments Applied:	266
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Zombie Dances:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS