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Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Ores Mined:	9128	Animals Bred:	100
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Chimeras Created:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	273
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magic Items Found:	2376	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Crops Grown:	7450
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.