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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5455 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
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