ugly piece of shit Minecraft Servers

ugly piece of shit Minecraft Servers

  • Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Trash Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 3721
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 1517
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Mines Excavated: 2532

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, normal people? Well, look no further because our server is full of ugly, fucked up pieces of shit just like you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a chicken, but accidentally made it look like a giant turd instead. And you know what? We all laughed our asses off and decided to keep it that way. That’s the kind of fun you can expect on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like “Troll Tuesdays” where everyone tries to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. And let’s not forget about our “Ugly Skin Competition” where players compete to see who can have the most hideous skin in the game.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us and embrace your inner ugly, fucked up piece of shit person. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

    MineGenshin – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 9460
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1717 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Falling into the Void: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a Nether portal? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Ignition Teaser was made just for us! Join us and feel the heat as you navigate through our fiery landscapes.

    Need a hand in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll have more than just a hand – you’ll have a whole armada of helpers ready to assist you on your epic quests. Just like in the Natlan Preview Teaser, we’ve got your back!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently hosting the event “Summertide Scales and Tales” where you can dive deep into the ocean and uncover hidden treasures. Just like in the event, you’ll be surrounded by mythical creatures and epic stories waiting to be discovered.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our current character banner features Navia, Nilou, Kaveh, Ningguang, and Kirara – a lineup so powerful, it’ll make the Ender Dragon cower in fear. Plus, our weapon banner includes the Verdict (Claymore) and the Key of Khaj-Nisut (Sword) – weapons so legendary, they could slay a whole army of creepers with just one swing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. And don’t forget to use our redeemable codes for some extra Primogems – because who doesn’t love freebies in Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Fuwamoco’s Block Party: Minecraft SMP Madness

    Fuwamoco’s Block Party: Minecraft SMP Madness
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 8460
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3555
    Votes: 9912 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Towns Built: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to collaborate with legendary shitposters Fuwamoco and Biboo. Together, we will create the most epic and ridiculous memes that will leave the entire Minecraft community in stitches.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most bizarre creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the insanity. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BraceletBlocker99

    BraceletBlocker99
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 7003
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Potions Brewed: 56 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Dimension Hops: 14
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Enchantments Applied: 271

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama over inherited jewelry? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that real-life craziness behind. On our server, you can mine for diamonds instead of arguing over bracelets. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to worry about your crazy aunts trying to steal your loot. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SingleAdvantagesMC SMP

    SingleAdvantagesMC SMP
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 575
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Ores Mined: 9314
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being tied down in a relationship on our Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because being single here comes with some epic advantages!

    First off, you’ll have all the time in the world to mine for diamonds without anyone nagging you to come home for dinner. Plus, you can build as many ridiculous structures as you want without worrying about someone judging your questionable design choices.

    But the best part? You’ll never have to worry about getting griefed by your significant other because they got jealous of your epic redstone creations. So come join us and embrace the single life on our Minecraft SMP – where the only commitment you have is to your blocky creations!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBliss

    BlockyBliss
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 2867
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Enchantments Applied: 277 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever feel like something is missing from your life? Like, maybe you need a little more excitement, a little more adventure, a little more…Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has got everything you need to fill that void in your life!

    Join us for the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, our custom-built mini-games will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that existential crisis you were having.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get access to our exclusive VIP lounge, where you can hang out with famous Minecraft celebrities like Steve and Herobrine. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn or two grazing in the meadows.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let us fill that Minecraft-shaped hole in your heart. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MoonCraft: Project Fílos

    MoonCraft: Project Fílos
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 2817
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8839 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Magic Items Found: 3356
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Epic Quests Completed: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY U! YEAH, U! R U BORED OF DA SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS WIT NO PIZZAZZ? WELL, GUESS WHAT? U JUST STUMBLED UPON DA MOST EPIC SERVER IN DA WHOLE BLOCKY UNIVERSE!

    JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE DA MOON HAS ITS OWN NAME – “FÍLOS”! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT! WE AIN’T CALLIN’ IT “THE MOON” NO MORE, WE FANCY LIKE DAT! IMAGINE TELLIN’ UR FRIENDS U PLAY ON A SERVER WHERE DA MOON IS CALLED “FÍLOS”! DEY GONNA BE SO JELLY!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT PIGS DAT CAN FLY, COWS DAT DO DA MACARENA, AND SHEEP DAT RAP LIKE EMINEM! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!

    SO, WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN US ON DIS WACKY SERVER AND LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF TOGETHER! PLUS, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A TALKIN’ CHICKEN WHO GIVES OUT DIAMONDS LIKE CANDY! NO JOKE, FOLKS!

    COME ON DOWN TO DA SERVER WHERE DA MOON IS NAMED “FÍLOS” AND DA FUN NEVER ENDS! SEE U THERE, BLOCKHEADS!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JailbreakJuniorsMC

    JailbreakJuniorsMC
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 3803
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 309 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for ur brain! Imagine if ur fam has been in jail, u gonna have like 16 times more mental health issues on dis server, it’s like a twisted maze of madness and mayhem! With over 38,000 players already losing their minds, u don’t wanna miss out on all the wackiness and chaos. So come join us and let’s see just how crazy things can get in this virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RebelNetwork

    RebelNetwork
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 1735
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 56
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Alien Abductions: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Emeralds Found: 6456

    New Minecraft Servers

    About RebelNetwork: Your Minecraft Adventure Awaits! Welcome to the RebelNetwork, where pixels and pickaxes collide! What We Offer: Epic Loot: Explore our virtual aisles stocked with enchanted swords, rare armor, and magical elixirs. From diamond gear to elytra wings, we’ve got the loot that’ll make your heart skip a beat. Cosmetics Galore: Style matters, even in pixelated realms. Dress up your character with funky hats, particle effects, and custom skins. Because who says a creeper can’t wear shades?

    rebelnetwork.minehut.gg

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Simcraft

    Simcraft
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 2731
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 34 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Magic Items Found: 1531
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Ores Mined: 5234
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Divine Spears Created: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    A fresh server looking for new players!

    We are a Towny economy based server with a small community of friendly players. Arenas, dungeons, PvP and more! The server is in its infancy, so please bare with us while we develop!

    play.simcraft.ca

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Adults Only Vanilla Minecraft Fun Zone 1.21

    Adults Only Vanilla Minecraft Fun Zone 1.21
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 7664
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Border Expansion Expanded border to 5K x 5K, with plans for further expansion to 10K x 10K.
    Community Events Participate in various events such as weekly lotteries, Buildathons, and end fights.
    Semi-Vanilla SMP Experience pure Minecraft gameplay with essential plugins for server performance.
    No Donations Needed Server sustains itself without player donations, allowing for a pressure-free gaming experience.
    Whitelisted Security Safe environment for mature players (18+) with a focus on camaraderie and trust.
    Dynmap Navigation Effortlessly navigate with detailed markers using signs on the Dynmap to uncover hidden treasures.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is the server open to all players? No, the server is whitelisted and only accessible to mature players aged 18 and above.
    Are donations required to play on the server? No, donations are not needed to play on the server as it sustains itself without financial contributions from players.
    How can I join the server? Visit our Discord server (linked above) to explore plugins, connect with the community, and apply for access to start your adventure.
    What kind of events can players participate in? Players can join weekly lotteries, engage in Buildathons, and gear up for thrilling end fights to showcase their creativity and skills.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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