Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh realities of adulthood! Instead of worrying about being a line cook and getting ghosted by women, you can focus on building epic structures and battling creepers with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can live out your wildest blocky adventures in our server? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in Minecraft, so you might just have better luck with the ladies here! Say goodbye to the woes of adulthood and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many blocks you can stack. Join now and start crafting your way to a happier, more pixelated life!
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UglyFreak20sMinecraftSMP
attractiveness, body image, career struggles, dating struggles, depression, emotional resilience., life challenges, line cook, Loneliness, mental health, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, Restaurant (Industry), self esteem, self worth, self-image, social rejection, societal standards, ugly freak, UglyFreak20sMinecraftSMP
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EmperixSMP: Where vanilla is semi, resets are a no-no, and 1.21 is the magic number!
Community, customized, Discord, EmperixSMP, Enhanced Features, gaming experience, hospitable haven, large builds, large goals, Magic, minecraft veteran, new, Nono, number, progress, progress preservation, pure vanilla, quality of life, Resets, Seasoned, Semi, smp, technical details, unique twist, Vanilla, Welcoming Community
Emperix SMP <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/about/noob-gamer-prince/">Server</a> Welcome to Emperix SMP Server!
The server has just gone live last week and is now open for everyone!
If you’re looking for a recently refurbished, but long standing community SMP, Emperix is the place to go! Equipped with a brand new, and genuinely active Discord server, Emperix SMP is a Vanilla+ SMP that focuses on quality of life, and the community, than it does anything else! Whether you prefer a vanilla experience or something more customized, this server caters to both preferences. Enjoy pure vanilla gameplay without any distractions, or explore our enhanced features for a unique twist on your gaming experience. Our focus is to bring a world where it will remain unaffected by resets for a large period of time, preserving your progress no matter which path you choose. This server will focus on making large builds or accomplishing large goals without the fear of a server reset anytime soon.
If anyone has any questions, or want to know more technical details about what’s included please direct them to the new Discord Server linked below, and the staff (myself included) will answer happily answer any questions!
How to Join:
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/emperixmc Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or someone seeking a welcoming community, Emperix SMP offers a hospitable haven for all.
Frequently Asked Questions:
Question Answer Is the server vanilla? Yes, but it also offers some enhanced features for a unique experience. Is griefing allowed? No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Are there any server rules? Yes, there are rules outlined in the Discord server that all players must follow. Can I join with mods or cheats? No, the server is meant for a fair and enjoyable vanilla gameplay experience.
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SummerStrong Minecraft Server
30 degrees, climate, climate change, comparison, European, Europoors, Extreme Temperatures, global warming, heat wave, hot weather, Minecraft, Pussies, seasonal differences, Server, strength, Summers, SummerStrong, super mega hot, Temperature, toughness, Weak, weather conditions, weather patterns
Are you tired of those weak europoors and their measly summers? Join our Minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the temperatures are so hot, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the game! Our summers are so intense, they sometimes reach a scorching 30 degrees! Come join us and experience the ultimate heatwave while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs air conditioning when you have our super mega hot summers? Join now and feel the burn!
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PixelPals Minecraft Server
art, Artistic, artwork, Boy, call it a girl, confusion, Creative, creativity, draw, drawing, Expression, gender, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, Identity, illustration, Minecraft, nonconformity, PixelPals, Server, sketching, societal norms, Stereotypes
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where boys are called girls and girls are called boys! It’s absolute chaos and confusion, but that’s what makes it so much fun! Who knows what kind of hilarious mix-ups and misunderstandings you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and join the madness!
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NoRoomForNoobs Minecraft Server
adhd, anti-vax, Boundaries, Communication, cousin-in-law, Eviction, family, family dynamics, financial mismanagement, Homeless, Housing, Job, mat leave, Minecraft, NoRoomForNoobs, personal space, Pregnancy, Privilege, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, Server, strangers
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise no entitled cousins or rude in-laws will be bothering you here.Join us and build your dream virtual home without worrying about unwanted houseguests showing up uninvited. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can focus on crafting and mining to your heart’s content.
And don’t worry about being called “privileged” for wanting your own space – on our server, everyone is equal and free to play without judgment. Plus, we won’t judge if you spend all your in-game money on virtual nails instead of rent.
So come join us and leave the real-life family drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you forget to build a roof over your head, that is!
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Bestie’s Wifey, Chill Out!
acting weird, aita, Best Friend, best friend’s wife, Besties, Birthday Party, Chill, court date, Frustration, group hangs, Gun Safety, interferes, kindness abused, mistaken identity, neighbor intervention, newborn baby, resemblance, robbery trauma, split opinions., starts fights, Therapy, UNCOMFORTABLE, wifeyWelcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.Ever been mistaken for a criminal and had your best friend’s wife give you the side-eye? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Experience the thrill of trying to prove your innocence while navigating through awkward interactions and emotional turmoil.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles and heated arguments as you try to maintain your friendships amidst the chaos. Will you be able to handle the pressure or will you crack under the strain?
Join now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you work through your issues? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today and dive into the madness!
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PunchCraft Minecraft Server
aggression, bipartisanship, brawl, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Democracy, democrats, Division, Fist Fight, Government, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, Minecraft, partisan brawl, partisanship, physical altercation, political parties, political showdown, Politics, PunchCraft, republicans, Server, UnityAre you tired of political debates and arguments? Join our Minecraft server and watch as all the Democrats and Republicans duke it out in an epic fist fight with no weapons! Will Nancy Pelosi knock out Mitch McConnell with a swift uppercut? Will Ted Cruz unleash his secret karate skills on Joe Biden? Join now to witness the ultimate showdown and place your bets on who will come out victorious! Who needs a debate when you can have a brawl in Minecraft? Join us for the chaos and mayhem!
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CraftyChronicles
Astonishing, Bizarre History, CraftyChronicles, Events, hard to believe., historical events, incredulous, mind-boggling, recorded history, Shocking History, Strange History, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable events, unbelievable facts, unbelievable happenings, unbelievable incidents, unbelievable moments, unbelievable occurrences, unbelievable occurrences in history, unbelievable stories
Are you tired of boring old history books? Well, come join our Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most outrageous ways possible! Witness the epic battle between dinosaurs and aliens that totally happened (we swear)! Explore ancient civilizations that had flying cars and robot butlers! And don’t even get us started on the time travelers who accidentally started the Great Fire of London while trying to cook marshmallows with a flamethrower. Join us for a history lesson like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
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Brazil420Craft Server
Brazil, Brazil420Craft, Cannabis, criminal justice, decriminalize, drug abuse, drug enforcement, drug laws, drug legalization, drug policy, drug policy reform, drug possession, drug trafficking, drug use, largest nation, Latin America, law reform, legalization, Marijuana, public health, Server, south americayo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got BRAZILIAN vibes all day every day cuz we just decriminalized MARIJUANA up in here! that’s right, we got the dankest buds and the sickest builds, you won’t even know if you’re in the game or real life!we got crazy parties every night with DJ parrots spinning the hottest tracks, and don’t even get me started on our pet jaguars roaming around like they own the place.
join us for a wild ride through the jungle of fun and adventure, where the only rule is to have a good time and blaze it up! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get high on life and minecraft together! 🌿🔥🎮
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HomelessCraft: No Sleep Allowed
Allowed, Bans, Cities, civil rights, constitutional law, enforcement, homeless people, HomelessCraft, homelessness, homelessness crisis, judicial decision, Legal, policy, POVERTY, public spaces, Ruling, Shelters, Sleep, sleeping outside, Social Issues, SUPREME COURT, Urban, Urban planningso, like, our server is like the ultimate place to be, man. like, the supreme court of minecraft servers, ya know? we got this crazy rule where homeless people can’t sleep outside, like what even is that? but hey, it’s all good cuz we got the sickest builds and the most epic adventures waiting for you. come join us and be part of the madness, yo!
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Albion Survival
Albion Survival, Battles, Builder, camaraderie, Challenges, Community, gameplay, KitPvP, MCMMO, mettle, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Skills, Survival, test, uk, warriorWelcome to Albion Survival, a thrilling small-scale PvP Minecraft server set in the heart of the UK! Experience intense battles, strategic gameplay, and a vibrant community as you fight for survival. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a crafty builder, Albion Survival offers a unique blend of challenges and camaraderie. Join us now and prove your mettle in the ultimate test of survival skills!