New Minecraft Servers 2025

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ugly flabby white guy Minecraft Servers

  • SnowbunnyCraft: Where white teens get snowed in with epic adventures!

    SnowbunnyCraft: Where white teens get snowed in with epic adventures!
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 9175
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Enchantments Applied: 278
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your Google search results? Look no further! Our server is like a crazy mix of huge black cocks pounding cute wonderbread American girls and ugly flabby white guys with average sized dicks! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs BBC memes when you can have a server this insane? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little confused)!

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  • Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

    Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 7632
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Votes: 5777
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

    Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 8121
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!

    CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 4503
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Zombie Dances: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Battle Bots

    Blocky Battle Bots
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 725
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Animals Bred: 190 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 41 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the voices in your head constantly arguing with you? Well, join our Minecraft server where more people side with Walter than the voices in your head! Walter is our resident llama who always knows the right way to go, whether it’s building a castle or slaying dragons. Plus, rumor has it that Walter is secretly a Minecraft pro disguised as a llama. So come join us for a llama-tastic time and leave those pesky voices behind!

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  • Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft

    Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 7958
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 6165
    Farms Harvested: 816 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 43
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my wife Kate mysteriously disappeared and then reappeared with a whole new set of skills.

    In this server, you’ll experience the thrill of being hunted down by a killer while trying to repair generators and escape with your life. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with a deadly twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Our bugfix patches are so legendary, they’ll make you question reality itself. And our All Things Wicked update will have you shaking in your pixelated boots.

    Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Kate’s disappearance. Or maybe you’ll just get sacrificed by the killer. Either way, it’s bound to be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft

    Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 2980
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 113
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Runes Activated: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about Manuel and his fat cock. Legend has it that Manuel’s cock is so massive, it can break through bedrock with a single thrust. And on our server, you too can wield the power of Manuel’s cock to conquer all your enemies and build the most epic structures imaginable. So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

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  • Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!

    Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 2907
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the players couldn’t punch their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the strongest girls from every series to join! That’s right, forget about Steve and his weak punches, we’ve got Sailor Moon, Wonder Woman, and even Chun-Li ready to kick some blocky butt!

    Join us for epic battles where you can team up with your favorite badass ladies and take on mobs like never before. Watch as Sailor Moon uses her Moon Tiara Magic to defeat the Ender Dragon in one swift move, or see Wonder Woman lasso up some creepers and send them flying into the sunset.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in strength challenges against these powerful heroines. Can you out-lift Chun-Li in a weightlifting competition? Or beat Wonder Woman in an arm-wrestling match? The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that girls really do run the Minecraft world!

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  • Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’

    Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 9632
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Votes: 4705
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where we fight off the evil amerisharts and their dastardly plans to take over the world!

    Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!

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  • CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!

    CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 8083
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2966 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Zombie Dances: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with VShojo and vtubers who are ready to take on any challenge you throw at them. From Froot, who can grow giant fruit trees in seconds, to GEEGA, who can summon a herd of geese to attack your enemies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our dedicated Kson discussion area, where you can debate the best way to tame a wild Kson. Or jump into our Henya discussion for tips on how to outsmart the genius herself.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with the wildest group of vtubers on the internet. Join us on /vsj+/ and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

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  • BrawlCraft: Where /v/ Finally Gives Brawl Stars Some Love!

    BrawlCraft: Where /v/ Finally Gives Brawl Stars Some Love!
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 8519
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Alien Abductions: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking trees. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, it’s guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles.

    So why does /v/ ignore Brawl Stars? Because they haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos of our Minecraft server! Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown.

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