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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 2473 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
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