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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 1705 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS