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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

/pol/ hate catholicism, adultery, based catholicism, burning on the stake, christianity abolition, church prohibited divorce, conservative Europe, Enforced Moral Order, Enforced Social Order, Europe under catholicism, historic catholicism, Holycraft, insane clownification, liberalization, massacre of Jews, massacre of mudslimes, Minecraft, Misconceptions on Catholicism, modern catholicism, moral massacres, nationalism, opposition to liberalism, patriarchal society, resistance to change, restrictions on immoral behavior, Server, templars, usury, women inferior to men

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7169	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules and guidelines? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us if you want to experience a world where chaos reigns supreme and where history is rewritten in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine a Minecraft server where the Church of Minecraft (formerly known as the white man’s religion) rules with an iron fist. Usury is the norm, immoral behavior is punishable by death, and women are considered nothing more than male slaves. But don’t worry, we also have epic battles against mudslimes and Jewish shits because why not?

Join us on this server to witness the glory of the Templars, who were more based than Hitler himself (yes, you read that right). And if you’re a fan of burning people at the stake or killing them for spreading liberalism, then this is the place for you!

So say goodbye to boring old servers and hello to a world where Catholicism is as twisted and insane as a rollercoaster ride through the Nether. Join us now and let’s rewrite history in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Minecraft SMP – /feg/ – Fire Emblem Block Party

BLOCK, Characters, Community, discussion, Emblem, emulation, FANTASY, feg, Fire, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Franchise, Fire Emblem General, Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem Series Emulation Guide, Fire Emblem Series Summary, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Nintendo, Party, RPG, smp, strategy games, tactical rpg, Tactics, video games

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the epic battles and drama of the Fire Emblem franchise and bring them to life in blocky form! Join us for a chance to reenact your favorite Fire Emblem moments, like when Hector crits a dragon with a 1% chance or when Chrom accidentally marries his own sister (awkward).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground arena where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon in the arena, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with Fire Emblem shenanigans, unexpected plot twists, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). See you in the game, brave warriors!

Momma’s Basement Escape

adjustment, basement, blended families, child custody, child’s feelings, child’s perspective, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, emotional conflict, Escape, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Happiness, living arrangements, mommas, mother-son relationship, moving homes, parental relationships, parental separation, personal boundaries, step parents

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of living with your mom’s new boyfriend and his son? Do you want to escape the awkward family dinners and forced bonding time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own virtual family where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates again. Plus, our server is so epic that even creepers will want to move in with you instead. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama. Join now and start crafting your way to freedom!

ResentfulParent Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Childhood, Communication, counseling, emotional baggage, emotions, family, forgiveness, healing, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, parents, realization, relationships, ResentfulParent, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma, upbringing

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh reality of your parents’ resentment! Our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment from your family. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking your parents’ love lies hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and finally earn their approval? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your life!

SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	799	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7936	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	5700
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!