U.S MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TipsyCraft: Trump Tariff Trouble

sales bans, U.S, TipsyCraft, global economy, alcohol sales

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got alcohols producers bracing for sales bans in Canada like whaaat? if u wanna escape the tariffs and have a wild time, this is the place to be! we got crazy parties, insane builds, and u might even see a drunk polar bear wandering around. join now before the tariffs hit and we all have to start drinking maple syrup instead of beer. #wildtimes #drunkpolarbears #minecraftmadness

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TacoCraft: Tariff Wars

Trump administration, tariff, North America, border relations, orders

haha omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where the mexican president is like “imma get u back, u.s. with my epic tariffs” and then all the players are like “whaaaaaat” and start building walls in the game to protect themselves from the crazy tariffs lololol. come join the fun and see who will win this epic trade war in minecraft land! it’s gonna be lit fam 🔥🌮🇲🇽

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MapleCraft Minecraft Server

Server, North America, international relations, Politics, RETALIATION

so, like, this server is like the ultimate revenge against Trump’s tariffs, eh? we got 25 per cent tariffs on billions of U.S. goods, but instead of getting all political and stuff, we decided to create a Minecraft server to show them who’s boss, eh? join us and show Trump that Canadians can build better than anyone else, eh? we got igloos made of diamonds and maple syrup flowing through our rivers, eh? come join the fun and let’s stick it to the man, eh? oh, and did we mention that our creeper explosions are powered by poutine? yeah, you heard that right, eh? so come on over and let’s make Canada great again, eh?

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CeasefireCraft2020

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, eastern europe, foreign policy, Ukraine

so, like, u know how ukraine is all in the news and stuff? well, imagine if u could be part of that drama but in MINECRAFT! like, u can join our server and be a part of the epic ukraine election saga. trump envoy is like, “yo, ukraine, hold elections after u stop fighting, k?” and u can be there to witness it all go down in blocky pixel form. join our server for all the political drama and chaos u could ever want in a minecraft world. plus, we have free virtual snacks at our virtual election parties. come join the fun!

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CyberCraft Minecraft Server

intelligence agencies, cyber operations, digital warfare, cyber warfare, data security

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got hackers from Iran using American AI to do some crazy cyber stuff. But don’t worry, they’re like, totally friendly and just wanna play Minecraft with ya. Join us for a wild ride of hacking, AI, and blocky adventures. Plus, we have diamond armor for days and unlimited TNT for epic explosions. Come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

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USofAChaos Minecraft SMP

current events, leadership, confusion, debate, society

Yo yo yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we got llamas wearing sunglasses riding on pigs as our main mode of transportation. And get this, our PvP battles are so intense, we have players fighting with diamond pickaxes while wearing pumpkin heads for extra protection.

But wait, there’s more! Our community events include building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of cake and organizing dance parties with creepers as the DJs. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots.

So if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server in the universe, join us now and be prepared for a wild ride. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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CraftyCovidCraze

anniversary, lessons learned, social distancing, pandemic, public health emergency

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.

So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

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MissileCraft: From Israel to Ukraine

missile defense, defense partnership, Geopolitical, Israel, Support

lol come join our minecraft server where we launch patriot missiles from israel to ukraine for fun! build your own missile launcher and compete to see who can hit the most targets! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage your mission and steal your missiles. join now for a blast of a time!

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SmokeCraft: Kid-Free Zone

Household, research, Thc, effects, exposure

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing higher than our towers is the amount of THC in the air! our in-game cannabis smoking feature will have you feeling like you’re in a whole new world, literally. with 27% of players already showing detectable THC biomarkers, you know you’re in for a wild ride. join now and see why our server is five times more lit than the rest. #420minecraft #blazeit #minecraftmadness 🌿🔥🎮

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CraftyColumbia Minecraft Server

U.S, news headline, HUMAN RIGHTS, controversy, border control

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun that even colombia is turning away military deportation flights from the US just to play with us! we have crazy adventures, insane builds, and the most hilarious community you’ll ever find in a minecraft server. plus, our admins are so cool they once rode a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and won! so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the madness!

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