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CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mines Excavated:	4429	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Farms Harvested:	450	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

ARAALDD, ARIDSHUVUUUUU, ASAHHH, BOGGDDD, CHIINNNGGH, CHINNNNG, CHOOONNNN, crazy, DELKHIDEEEG, EEEIIIGAZZZZZAAARRRR, EYEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH, EZZEENN, GANBOLLLLDD, heyy, HICHEENEG, HIMOORAA, Hoodoo, HUCCHHHHT, ISAAAYYY, ISSKHAAAA, MENNDDAY, Minecraft, MONGOLL, NNGALLLL, RELEHEGGG, SEEEEENNNN, Server, SHIGGGGIII, SHIGGGHUCCHTTAAAAYYYYY, TENGAREE, throat singing, TMESSNIIIID, UNNDDAAAAAAASSSSS, WOHHNNN, ZAYATTAI

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5769	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
New Chunks Explored:	645984	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

#Automotive, auto parts, bucket, bucket of steam, comedy, funny, gag gifts, hilarious, humor, inventory, joke products, Mechanics, new guy, Practical Jokes, prank, pranks, Shop, shop supplies, Steam, stores, Tools, Trickery, unexpected items, workplace humor

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	137	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	116	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Farms Harvested:	982	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Star Shards Collected:	139	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!