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Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

aura, dark fantasy, demon hunter, demon pussy, FANTASY, Female Characters, frieren, Frierens, funhouse, Good deeds, kill herself, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Piccolo, powerful women, redemption arc, smp, strong female lead, Vegeta, wasted potential

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Project Kus! Minecraft server

Accepted, Applications channel, banner, beautiful buildings, building, Community, Discord, griefer, join us, like-minded, minecraft server, participants, Play, Project Kus, Recruitment, Server, server description, Time

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	578
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

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Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

adaptation, Advancements, anthropology, biology, changes, Craft, Development, Evolution, evolve, Future, genetics, human evolution, intelligence, Minecraft, mutation, natural selection, Possibilities, progress, Science, Server, society, speculation, speculation on human evolution, Technology

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5698	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

Gacha Sluts Minecraft SMP

Anime, anime girl’s, character collection, gacha, gacha addiction, gacha community, gacha culture, gacha games, gacha luck, gacha pulls, Gacha simulator, gacha sluts, gacha trends, Gaming, Minecraft, mobile games, role playing, Sluts, smp, virtual fashion, virtual world

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Gacha Sluts SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant gacha machines that drop rare loot when defeated. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? No problem! Our server is all about embracing your inner gacha slut and living your best, most outrageous Minecraft life.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gacha Queen, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of new recruits to join her army of gacha warriors. Will you be the one to earn her favor and become a gacha legend yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Gacha Sluts SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with gacha madness, epic battles, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Learn Anything Minecraft Server

Development, discovery, education, enlightenment, Experience, growth, Insight, knowledge, learn, learning, lessons, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server, transformation, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3667	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Oh, absolutely! On our Minecraft server, you’ll learn how to tame a herd of wild llamas and ride them into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, our secret underground base is rumored to be guarded by a pack of ninja turtles who will teach you the ways of the block-building ninja. Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Strangest Word Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, eccentric, ESOTERIC, Exotic, Language, linguistic curiosity, linguistic oddity, linguistics, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar word, quirky, rare, smp, STRANGEST, strangest word, uncommon, unfamiliar, Unique, UNUSUAL, vocabulary, Word

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, weirdest, and wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the rarest block in the game – the legendary “Squidward Stone” rumored to grant players the power of infinite memes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who hold the key to unlocking the hidden disco dimension where you can groove to the sickest beats with your pixelated pals.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and discover the true meaning of chaos and laughter in the blocky world!

Sucky McServer – Minecraft Server

long tail tags: Reminder The Answer SUCKS, Mcserver, Minecraft, reminder, Server, SUCKS, sucky, THE ANSWER

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama wearing a Minecraft skin. Don’t believe us? Just try to shear one and see what happens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in Minecraft while dodging fireballs and creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it!

Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

achievement, determination, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment of women, equality, inclusion, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, phase, pride, progress, resilience, shitter, smp, strength, success, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Divine Spears Created:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3542
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Love Letters Sent:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Towns Built:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Votes:	3885	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	New Chunks Explored:	357606
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	530

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!