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Mihaly’s Epic Minecraft Server

A. Shilage, Epic, Kino, Mihaly Scriptru, Mihalys, Minecraft, Project Aces, Scripitas, Scripold, Scriptareta, Scriptaria, Scripteliu, Scripthael, Scriptius, Scriptnca, Scriptol, Scripton, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4440
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	2056
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where even the NPCs have names longer than a CVS receipt! Meet Mihaly Scriptru Scriptareta Scripteliu Scripold Scriptnca Scriptol Scripton Scriptius Scripthael Scriptaria Scripitas A. Shilage sovl, the legendary NPC who will guide you on your quest to conquer the pixelated world.

Join this server if you want to embark on insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens or building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Mihaly himself will join you on these quests, armed with a diamond sword and a sense of humor as sharp as his name.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there is a secret underground dungeon where players must face off against a giant Ender Dragon armed only with a wooden pickaxe and a handful of rotten flesh. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive this ultimate challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and become a legend in the world of blocky adventures! Just don’t forget to practice pronouncing Mihaly’s full name before you log in, or you may find yourself on the wrong end of his diamond sword.

StatsMaxedOutMinecraftSMP

achievement unlocked, Character development, completion, epic win, game over, Gaming, journey complete, leveling up, maxed out, power boost, progress, reaching goals, RPG, skill points, starting point, Stats, StatsMaxedOutMinecraftSMP, success, victory dance, video games

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Potions Brewed:	94

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Picture this: you’ve just maxed out all your stats and you’re feeling like a Minecraft god. You strut back to your starting location like a boss, only to be greeted by a parade in your honor! Villagers throwing diamonds at your feet, mobs bowing down in respect, and even the Ender Dragon offering to be your personal bodyguard. Join our server and experience the ultimate power trip of becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of being worshipped by virtual creatures, in which case, maybe stick to the basic SMPs.

MILcraftInvasionNOPE

Accommodation, Boundaries, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Cultural differences, Expectations, Family Values, family visit, guest etiquette, household dynamics, indefinite stay, MILcraftInvasionNOPE, mother-in-law, overstay, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, Space

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of unwanted guests overstaying their welcome in your Minecraft world? Join our server and never worry about pesky in-laws taking over your virtual space again! Our server is a safe haven for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with the drama of family members who just won’t leave.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your mother-in-law setting up camp in your living room. On our server, you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of unwanted guests ruining your fun.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to epic battles, treasure hunts, and crazy adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual excitement in our Minecraft world?

So come join us and say goodbye to overbearing in-laws and hello to endless fun and adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless your mother-in-law finds a way to log in and join the server too!

PennyWise SMP: Worth Every Block

BLOCK, Pennywise, smp, WORTH..

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or teaming up with a squad of llamas to take on a horde of zombie pigmen. Our server is so insane, even the creepers have started throwing parties in the mines!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive membership perks that will blow your mind. Get access to a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, or ride around on a flying pig that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright crazy adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. It’s worth every penny, we promise!

CraftyCritterz

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, cognitive abilities, CraftyCritterz, curious behavior, eye-opening encounters, fascinating behavior, intelligence, intriguing interactions, mind-boggling experiences, peculiar animal behavior, peculiar interactions, strange encounters, surprising behavior, thought-provoking encounters, unexpected encounters, unusual experiences

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1382
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Have you ever had a staring contest with a cow and lost? Or maybe you’ve had a deep philosophical conversation with a chicken about the meaning of life? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing animal encounters on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), sheep can breakdance, and creepers have been known to bust out some sick beatboxing skills. Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with animals that will make you question everything you thought you knew about intelligence.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself forming a secret alliance with a pack of wolves or getting fashion tips from a stylish llama. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself having deep conversations with a group of squids.

LipetskLoot Minecraft Server

Aerial View, aftermath, Analysis, Conflict, Damage, Defense, Destruction, intelligence, Lipetsk airfield, LipetskLoot, Military, Minecraft, ONLINE, russia, satellite imagery, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, strike, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	249245
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

so, like, u know how ukraine and russia are always like, fighting and stuff? well, this one time, ukraine totally wrecked russia’s airfield in lipetsk. like, they sent in their secret weapon – a giant flying pig with laser eyes! and the pig just went ham (pun intended) on the airfield, blowing up planes and stuff. it was epic!

anyway, if u wanna be part of the action and blow stuff up like that flying pig, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got all the crazy weapons and explosions u could ever want. plus, u can build your own secret base and plot world domination with your friends. trust me, it’s gonna be lit!

so, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s cause some chaos together! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword. good luck finding it!

CraftyCreeperCave

Closure, counterterrorism efforts, CraftyCreeperCave, extremism, foreign funding, foreign influence, German mosque, government action, hezbollah, international relations, investigation, iran, Islamic community, MIDDLE EAST, political interference, radicalization, religious extremism, religious institutions, Report, security threat, Terrorism

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7825
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A GERMAN MOSQUE TAKING ORDERS FROM IRAN AND AIDING HEZBOLLAH BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE EVER! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW PLAYERS. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE FBI SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO WILD!

ShadowTown

Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6125
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

ShadowTown is a community… With land claiming, pvp arena, option to rent a hotel in our town. We offer auction house, ranks, rpg….. New server, we will expand eventually Join our friendly discord server for updates and community chat

51.161.206.171

BookWorms Minecraft Server

BIAS, Book, Bookworms, closed-mindedness, confirmation bias, CONSERVATIVE, critical thinking, debate, echo chamber, Ideology, ignorance, intellectual dishonesty, know nothing, Literature, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, never read, Politics, Propaganda, reference, right wingers, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	2252	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of right-wingers spouting off about a book they’ve never even cracked open? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only book we reference is the one written by our resident llama, Larry! Larry’s book is full of wisdom, humor, and llama puns that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Llama Liberation Army, who are on a mission to free all llamas from their oppressive owners and lead them to a life of luxury in our virtual llama sanctuary. So why waste your time arguing with book-ignorant right-wingers when you could be laughing and llama-liberating with us? Join now and let the llama revolution begin!

HellishSocietyCollapse Minecraft SMP

childhood trauma, demoralized, depression, education, Entertainment, fractional reserve banking, gender war, genetics, HellishSocietyCollapse, indoctrination, ironic detachment, Jews, Minecraft, Mouse Utopia, narcissism, Negativity, outsourcing, Progressivism, regression, self improvement, smp, society collapsing, stanford prison experiment, status quo, tribalism, Voting, War

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world where society has collapsed, but hey, who cares? You can still have a blast building, exploring, and causing mayhem with your fellow players.

Forget about voting, education, dating, or self-improvement – on this server, it’s all about surviving and thriving in a world where everything sucks! Embrace the madness and join us in a land where the only rule is that there are no rules.

Sure, the world may be falling apart, but that just means there’s more room for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready to laugh your way through the apocalypse on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers?