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FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

aggressive reaction, anger, communication breakdown, Conflict, Confrontation, confusion, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional outburst, emotional response, Frustration, fuck, heated exchange, his problem, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, misunderstanding, offensive, out of line, Problem, Rude, smp, Social Interaction, UNACCEPTABLE, what the fuck

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	166	Votes:	5438
Divine Spears Created:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Villages Defended:	16

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dragons Tamed:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Towns Built:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

baby, bedtime, behavioral skills, blunder, boys’ health, bump, child behavior, child development, child speech delays, children’s health, cognitive skills, developmental delays, emotional skills, maternal health, maternal sleep, motor skills, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Social Skills, speech skills

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Dimension Hops:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Potions Brewed:	53

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

Alloy Smelt II, Android, Convene Tracker, egs, friends list, Ios, Minecraft, Resonator Banner, Resonator Showcase, Server, The Shorekeeper, Timeline and Rewards, Tower Defense Event, Ver 1.3 Preview, WaveCraft, weapon banner, windows, Wuthering Exploration, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves codes, Wuthering Waves emotes., Wuthering Waves events, Wuthering Waves Map, Xiangli Yao

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us at the Wuthering Waves server for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast lands of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, you stumble upon The Shorekeeper – a mystical being with the power to control the tides. But beware, because Xiangli Yao, the ultimate Truth, is hot on your trail, ready to uncover all your secrets!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Tower Defense Event, “Do Echoids Dream of Electric Sheep?” where you must defend against waves of fluffy sheep armed with laser beams. And don’t forget to participate in our Alloy Smelt II event, where you can craft the most outrageous weapons known to Minecraft-kind.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the world of Wuthering Waves!

Oligarchy Minecraft SMP

absolute power, barons, capitalism, ceos, communism, Corruption, Decadence, Democracy, global corporations, Government, Kings, Language, massive funds, Minecraft, monarchs, Monarchy, oligarchy, property owners, rental properties, Revolutions, serfs, smp

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5285
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created our very own monarchy ruled by property owners and CEO’s! Forget about democracy, we’re all about absolute power and raising funds with a single decree. Our CEO’s are the Kings of the server, with the ability to rule with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever works). And don’t even get us started on the Barons who own all the rental properties – they’re basically the landlords of the server, making sure everyone knows their place.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got you thinking that it’s all about communism vs capitalism, but in reality, it’s all about overthrowing the corrupt monarchs and bringing democracy back to the server. Join us in this epic battle of language and revolution, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a castle or two). So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s show those monarchs who’s boss!

BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP

breakup advice, breakup healing, breakup recovery, breakup support, breakup tips, BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP, coping, depression, Emotional healing, emotional wellness, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, Post Break Up, self love, self-care, support system, Therapy

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crops Grown:	1482	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of drowning your sorrows in a tub of ice cream after a breakup? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the healing power of building and mining wash away your post-breakup blues. Who needs therapy when you can punch trees and fight off creepers with your new virtual friends? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can even mend broken hearts. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

FamCraft: Value Edition

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, care, Communication, Connection, Edition, FamCraft, family, Gratitude, Happiness, Laughter, love, loyalty, Memories, relationships, Respect, Support, togetherness, Traditions, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	New Chunks Explored:	96769
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of your boring old family? Join our Minecraft server and create a new family of blocky buddies who will always have your back! Our server is so awesome, even your grandma will want to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons – perfect for family bonding activities like slaying dragons together! So say goodbye to your lame real family and hello to your new pixelated one on our server!