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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7173 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!