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SMP #1041: The Rain’s Stopping Minecraft SMP – The Sussy Edition

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	New Chunks Explored:	78553
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for outrageous adventures, like fighting dragons while eating dragon dumplings, or exploring lakeside villages while sipping on the last cup of coffee in the world.

We have a community full of crazy characters, like Mr. Dad Guy and the Green Swordsman, who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t even get me started on the epic love stories that unfold in our server – from Krusie Week 2024 to Trust You Forever, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting to see what happens next.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a dragon drawing competition or fly to the moon on a whim. The possibilities are endless in our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

CraftyCitizens: Where even creepers can apply for citizenship! LOL

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Magic Items Found:	7330
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	46

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old incentives? Well, look no further because our server is offering a once in a lifetime opportunity! We will pay you 300 thousand to start off in our land of the brave, but there’s a catch – if you’re a man, you have to suck an obese American’s massive, pulsating, sweaty, thick, cut, juicy cock. Don’t worry ladies, you won’t have to do anything because the new supreme dictator of the US wants to keep all the American women to himself. So come join our server for some wild adventures and questionable decisions!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Mobile Gaming Isn’t the Worst

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	272
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

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Tax Evasion Craft: The Ultimate Rebellion Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of paying those pesky income taxes to the IRS? Join our Minecraft server and become part of a revolutionary movement to boycott illegal income taxes! Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to overthrow the system and take a stand against the oppressive government. We have secret underground bases, hidden tunnels, and even a virtual protest square where we gather to plan our next move. Join us now and be a part of history in the making! Remember, safety in numbers – together we can overwhelm the illegitimate IRS and bring about change! Let’s show those glowniggers who’s boss! #TaxationIsTheft #MinecraftRevolution2021

Tranny-Kun’s Revenge: Day 1 of Z2Cuck’s Demise – A LOLtastic Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Enchantments Applied:	272
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the creepers are busting out their best dance moves. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against an army of evil chickens who have somehow learned how to wield swords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato sack race, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life.

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Soul Eater’s Blocky Buffet

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ores Mined:	955	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server. Legend has it that deep within the digital realms of Minecraft, there lies a magical land known as Black Star. It is said that only the bravest and most skilled players can survive its treacherous challenges and claim its hidden treasures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creatures you will ever come across. From pixelated unicorns to fire-breathing chickens, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of fearless moderators who will stop at nothing to ensure that you have the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us at Black Star and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

Blocky Babes & Building Bros: Where Creepers Explode and Chickens Lay Eggs

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you ready to dive into a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a spicy creeper explosion? Join us for a wild ride filled with sexy surprises and steamy adventures! Our world is filled with hot chicks ready to spread their legs for you…and maybe even show off their blocky beavers! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wildest Minecraft server around – join us now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

ThunderCraft: Where lightning strikes and diamonds sparkle! LOL

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	78
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring, storm-free nights in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, every night is a wild thunderstorm extravaganza! Get ready to snuggle up in your virtual bed and enjoy the soothing sound of rain and thunder while you mine for diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them. Build a farm and start breeding these magical creatures to create your own army of flying bacon warriors.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden deep underground that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where the ground is made of cheddar and the trees are made of gouda?

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds during a thunderstorm with flying pigs and cheese dimensions?

10 Years Later Minecraft Madness

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond llama, rumored to have the power to grant you three wishes (and unlimited diamonds, of course). But beware, the llama is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Head over to our exclusive disco party island, where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Just watch out for the DJ skeleton, he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind.

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not enter our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players must construct the wackiest, most outrageous structures in a race against time. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend!

Leprechaun Land: Where Irish are OP and creepers are subhu-

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Votes:	6433
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ores Mined:	7814	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crops Grown:	1326
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, the Irish are actually subhuman and you can apologize for it! Join us for a wild ride where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server lag). Build a castle made entirely of potatoes, ride pigs into battle against zombie leprechauns, and participate in our weekly “Pot o’ Gold” treasure hunts where the prize is a lifetime supply of lucky charms. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shenanigans begin!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	5952	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most scenepilled nodemaxxing edition you’ll ever find! Join us for Demo Days where you can showcase your wildest creations and compete for the title of Minecraft Master.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that will keep you on your toes. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers – can you outsmart them and claim your riches?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you in this wild and unpredictable world!