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CongoCraft: Death Penalty Edition

AMERICANS, Botched Coup Attempt, Capital Punishment, Congo, CongoCraft, criminal justice, death, death penalty, diplomatic relations, Edition, foreign relations, HUMAN RIGHTS, international affairs, international law, international news, justice system, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, penalty, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, prisoners, United States Citizens

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

come join our minecraft server and escape the death penalty in congo for a botched coup attempt! we have diamond armor to protect you from the firing squad and enchanted swords to fight off any angry villagers. build your own fortress and hide from the authorities while you mine for rare ores and trade with other fugitives. join us now and survive the ultimate challenge in the most intense game of cat and mouse you’ll ever play!

DepressionCraft: Mind to Body

aging, Body, cardiovascular issues, chronic conditions, comorbidities, depression, DepressionCraft, diabetes, Elderly, geriatrics, Kidney disease, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health complications, mental health disorders, mental health impact, mental health research., mental health stigma, mental illness, Mind, Neurodegenerative disorders, physical health, senior health

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

so, like, you know how life can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we guarantee you will never feel depressed again! join us and say goodbye to all those physical problems like heart issues, kidney stuff, and diabetes. our server is like a magical cure for all your health woes! come build, explore, and laugh your way to a happier, healthier life. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for you? join now and start living your best life!

ReZeroCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., best, Captivating, CHAPTERS, Characters, emotions, Expression, FANTASY, Favorite, Immersive, light novel, Literature, Minecraft, novel series, plot twists, re zero, reading, ReZeroCraft, Server, storytelling, Web Novel, written words

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5582
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a fantasy novel! Imagine being transported to a world where you can respawn just like Subaru in Re Zero. Every time you die, you come back stronger and ready to take on new challenges. Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a whole new way. Who needs boring old literature when you can live it out in Minecraft? Join now and start your epic adventure!

WhyDo15Craft SMP

1080p resolution, 1366×768 resolution, 15.6 inch laptops, 24 inch monitors, computer screens, display quality, display standards, G.., laptop screens, monitor displays, pixel density, PPI, resolution comparison, screen laughing, screen mocking, screen resolution, screen size, smp, tech forums, Technology, WhyDo15Craft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9735	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being laughed at for your low-resolution laptop screen? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players with top-tier PPI ratios! We have a strict PPI leaderboard and if you don’t measure up, prepare to be roasted in the group chat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary PPI Wars, where players battle it out to prove who has the crispest, most pixel-perfect display. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted monitor stand that boosts their PPI to unheard-of levels.

So if you’re ready to show off your high-resolution prowess and laugh in the face of those 1080p plebs, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Dad’sDivorce CustodySplit Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, Boundaries, custody split, CustodySplit, DadsDivorce, Divorce, divorce impact, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, half siblings, Jealousy, Minecraft, parental favoritism, parental loyalty, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmother, Therapy, unhealthy love

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3557
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Are you tired of family drama and custody battles? Do you want a break from all the yelling and drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

We promise there will be no ex-stepmoms trying to force you into family time or hiding pictures of your mom. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and have fun without any toxic relationships.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to build a virtual shrine to your mom and honor her memory in a way that your dad’s ex never could. So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together!

Don’t let the drama of real life bring you down, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild!

MomTaxCraft

copper pipes, customer service, family business, family discount, handyman, handyman services, home maintenance, home repair, hourly fee, hourly rate, invoice, job estimate, leak detection, leaky sink, Materials, MomTaxCraft, odd jobs, Plumbing, shutoff valves, soldering, trip fee

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Are you tired of getting underpaid for your hard work? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and pay you what you deserve! No more $20 jobs, we pay in diamonds and emeralds!

Just like the time when your mom asked you to fix the leaky sink and only gave you $20 for the whole job, we understand your pain. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be rolling in riches for every task you complete!

Forget about family discounts, on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty. No more arguing with your parents about fair pay, join us and earn big bucks for your handyman skills!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and start earning what you’re worth. No more $20 jobs, only big payouts and endless fun!

MineCraftyHabit SMP

daily routine, Evening Routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyHabit, morning routine, personal growth, positive thinking, reading, relaxation techniques, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Potions Brewed:	147
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the cows can fly, the creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the grass is always green and the diamonds are plentiful.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your real-life problems.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyAdults: FriendFinder

adult bonding, adult communication, adult community, adult companionship, adult connections, adult friend groups, adult friendships, adult networking, adult relationships, adult social activities, adult social circles, adult social life, adult social skills, adult socializing, adult socializing tips, adult support systems, CraftyAdults, friendfinder, friendship skills, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, socializing

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of adulting and struggling to make friends in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and bond over your shared love of pixelated pigs. Who needs awkward small talk when you can bond over a creeper blowing up your house instead? So ditch the adulting and come join us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato next!

RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Divine Spears Created:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!