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CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magic Items Found:	1267	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	New Chunks Explored:	108974
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

bathroom, blocky, bodily functions, Calls, discomfort, emergency, go, INCONVENIENCE, Issue, Minecraft, Nature, Need, POL, Problem, problem with nature, Problems, Relief, restroom, Server, Situation, TOILET, UNCOMFORTABLE, Urgency, Urgent

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5777	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5898
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

NoPlansNoNiece

3 year old, Angry, Babysitting, Call, DESPERATE, family, last Saturday, mood, Netflix, Niece, NoPlansNoNiece, Plans, refusal, Relax, selfish, sibling, sister, Upset, Urgent, work

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Void Armor Forged:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Hatewatchers United

ANNOYING, culture, different taste, dislike, Entertainment, film, hate watch, Hatewatchers, Mainstream, Media, Movie, not a fan, not for me, Opinions, Overrated, Popular, series, television, trend, tv show, United, unpopular opinion

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	3551
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4101
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

arin, arin hanson, dan avidan, danny, egoraptor, funny, Game Grumps, game play, gamegrumps, gameplay, Gaming, Let’s Play, Letsplay, Minecraft, Server, Walkthrough

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

BESTIX, BOUGHTER, building, Clans, Community, Conquer, Custom crafts, Enchantments, Events, Friendly, Materials, Minecraft, Powerful items, Quests, Resources, Shop, Survival, TEAM, Territories, Tools

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

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Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

Adventure, bedrock, BIRTHDAYS, celebrate, Craft, CREEPERS, Discord, form, insomniacs, Macarena, Minecraft, proof, Safe, Server, Skeletons, smp, verify, world

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Insomniacs SMP Overview

Name	Insomniacs SMP
Platform	BEDROCK
Discord Link	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
Is the Discord link safe?	Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

20th Anniversary In-Game Event Preview, Alliance, anniversary event, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, CraftyCraft, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, North America, Official WoW News, September Trading Post, Server, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Trading Post, World of Warcraft, wowg, WoWg community

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8265
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous fun that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the creepers and claim the title of Dance King? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we have special events like the Crocolisk Mount Race where you can ride a crocodile through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Shark Hat Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can rock the shark hat with the most style.

Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Dominican Minecraft SMP Migrants

community dynamics, cross-border movement, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, demographic changes, Dominican, Dominican migrants, foreign workers, Haitian migrants, immigrant experiences, immigration, immigration policies, international migration, migrant communities, migrant labor, migrant populations, migrants, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, neighbor relations, smp, Social Cohesion, social integration, societal impact

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magic Items Found:	5405

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the Dominican migrants roam free and build epic structures? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing Dominican migrants throwing a fiesta like no other. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!