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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 1512 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 101 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Votes: | 4751 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of glitter. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls (seriously, they’ll be turned into fluffy bunnies).
So why settle for choice A or B when you can have choice OMG THIS IS AMAZING?! Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!